I am a big fan of Sunny Leone, so when I saw that she had finally branched out and started directing I was pretty excited. Pussy Eating Club is the first movie she directed and surprisingly has a mix of girl/girl and boy/girl action. I had assumed this would be all girl from the cover, but was wrong. It actually has two scenes with my boy Tommy Gunn – the 2007 AVN Male Performer of the Year and muscular Marcus London makes an appearance as well.
While I wanted to love, love, love this movie, I have to say that most of the scenes are pretty average. Even the first with Gunn was disappointing due to the fact that Angelina Armani didn’t seem to have a ton of interest in what was happening. The lack of chemistry was a really big turn off for me.
Now for the good stuff! Fortunately, scene six was a gem and stars Prinzzess Sahara and India Summer. There was actually a lot of pussy eating, which was a relief after wondering who the hell named this porno for the first five scenes! The girls get down with a strap on for a while and definitely make use of their fingers and hands throughout.
If you’re looking for b/g, I’d recommend the fifth scene featuring Gunn and Nikki Anne. Anne is pretty hot (love the fish net top!) and really gets her pussy worked over well by one of the industry’s best. Watching her ride his big cock definitely made up for the first four scenes. Definitely a wank worthy scene that really takes advantage of its back alley setting.
Overall, this is a good start for SunLust Pictures, but nothing to sing from the rooftops about. I would actually recommend Sunny’s Slumber Party if you’re interested in checking out the studio for the first time. It’s definitely a better film start to finish.
-The Porn Librarian
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So it’s time for the very last 2010 nominee before the big awards ceremony tomorrow. When I saw the title for this one I just thought it was fitting plus, “Heaven,” has almost as many nominations as “Cry Wolf” did and that was totally one of the most awesome adult movies of the year.
Ok, so the beginning isn’t as nice as “Cry Wolf” with its nearly instant fade to strip club followed by mutual masturbation in a large SUV. But its par for the course for “Heaven” since it’s set around a strip club with dancers making up several of the key performers. This allows the performers to play to their usual strengths and minimum work to be done establishing a plot, throw in a hard up old club owner who’s girlfriend doesn’t want to fuck him add an bouncer with ambitions and a gambling problem, insta-plot in porn terms anyway.
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2010 AVN Award Nominee for Best BDSM Release.
This Hustler flick, directed by the fantastic Anastasia and Liam Pierce, is pretty different from your typical hardcore fetish film. That’s not a bad thing, but you’ll see a wide variety of kinks represented here where a lot of fetish movies only cover one specific niche. Because of that, I think this is a good one for those of you who are curious about the kinkier aspects of life, but who are not quite sure where to start!
I’m going to be honest and say that I skipped the first scene to get right to Anastasia Pierce and Satine Phoenix. Mostly because I love those ladies, but also because the first scene just didn’t look that great to me. I love a good fucking machine, but drill-dos are a bit boring in my professional opinion.
So, on to scene number two! Both women look exquisite, which is no surprise, but worth noting. The scene opens with Phoenix on her back being drilled by a real fucking machine. It’s pretty impressive and completely justifies my decision to skip the weak ass drill-do action in the opening minutes. If that wasn’t enough, Pierce brings a Hitachi and a lot of lube with her and goes to town on her sub. Once she broke out the clover clips for Satine’s perky nipples, I was hooked. There’s really a ton of stuff going on and I don’t want to write a blow by blow review. Just know that Pierce is slow, methodical and it’s fantastic to watch!
If you’re looking for a little more fucking, Tommy Gunn is your guy in scene three. There are some heavy fetish elements as he restrains Bobbi Star, works her over with a crop and makes good use of some clothespins. After all of this, he bends her over and fucks her doggy style until he pops in her pretty face. It’s a good mix of bdsm and hardcore sex and there’s nothing wrong with that in my book.
In the end, these two scenes really stood out for me. If you’re looking for some intense bdsm action with some of the biggest stars in adult, I definitely recommend this one.
-The Porn Librarian
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And the votes are in! The 2010 AVN Award nominees have been announced, and this year the picks are better than ever. Basically the Oscars of porn, the AVN Awards honor the best and brightest of porno movie royalty. So, yeah, they are a big freaking deal. This year we are extra excited because so many of our favorite performers are on the list! We are super happy for them and know they all completely deserve the nominations. Check out the full nomination list.
While many of the folks nominated have had the pleasure of making the list in previous years, I want to make sure to give a special shout out to some HM4Her crushes that are celebrating their first AVN Award nominations this year. Especially the San Francisco queers that are breaking through the mainstream barriers of porn and bringing their insanely sexy gender/sexuality bending action to the masses. This year is the first that AVN is recognizing the work they do as being on par with some of the most well known names in mainstream porn.
So, who am I talking about? Jiz Lee, Dylan Ryan and Pink and White Productions (dir. Shine Louise Houston)! I remember that last year we were excited when queer performer Syd Blakovich walked the AVN red carpet as Madison Young’s date, and now look at us – cheering on these awesome queers for their own nominations! And surprisingly, it’s not for a queer category either. Jiz is up for Best New Web Starlet, Dylan for Best Solo Sex Scene, and Pink and White for their Best Video Feature, “Champion,” which was shot with a mostly queer/trans/gender non-conforming/people of color cast and crew and with a way smaller budget than any other movie in the nomination category. Hot, right? So, congrats to these rad pervs! Who cares who wins… the nod is freaking awesome.
Some of our other favorite porno gods/goddesses that made the list this year are:
Nica Noelle – Director of the Year
Kimberly Kane – Best Actress
James Deen – Best Actor/ Male Performer of the Year
Carlos Batts – Best Director (Non-Feature)
Roulette – Best Music Soundtrack (I told you!)
Sweet Sinner – Best New Line
Good Releasing – Best New Video Production Company
Sasha Grey – Best New Web Starlet/ The Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year
Belladonna – pretty much every award
Tommy Gunn – Best Actor/ Best Supporting Actor
Penny Flame – Best Supporting Actress
Joanna Angel – Director of the Year
Dana DeArmond – Female Performer of the Year
Buck Angel – Transsexual Performer of the Year
Seriously, there are so many awesome movies and performers nominated, I could spend the whole day making a list. Why don’t you just check out the whole list here.
Congrats to one and all!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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They say that three can be a crowd, but I really think that only applies if one is talking about tandem bikes. Besides that, I’ll agree with Chrissy, Janet and Jack Tripper about groups of three. After watching any of the hot threesomes featured in this week’s Top Five Tuesday, I think you’ll agree!
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Risque Girls: Chloe B., Kiki and Larissa team up for a super long and sexy threesome that is totally amazing in this AbbyWinters flick. I mean, there’s like an hour of girl on girl on girl action here for your wanking pleasure – I can’t imagine that wouldn’t do it for anyone… |
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AFF’s Guide To Threesomes: I reviewed this one a while back and was really impressed with it. There’s a sexy combination of info and dirty stuff that kept me watching from start to finish. I love that it’s totally playful and informative – you don’t see that a lot. Plus, it’s directed by Kelly Holland, who is awesome. |
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Nothing But A 3-Way: There are six hot threeways in this hot film from Hustler including my Jersey boyfriend Tommy Gunn and Joanna Angel. Wow – I just realized what a hot bed Jersey is for professional fuckers! This one is a little dirty – but that’s why I think I like it so much. |
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Feeding Time : Tober Brandt, Rob Morse and Mike Ryder are muscular men with lots of ink and attitude. I love this one because the action is basically non-stop and there’s no doubt that these men are hungry for more. I’m pretty sure this would have gone down the same way with or without a camera there. Tober Brandt is one of the dirtiest dudes out there and Morse and Ryder follow his lead… |
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Crash Pad Series – Episode 14: Jiz, Micah, & Shawn: There’s no way I could make this list without including this amazing threesome from Pink and White. There is some seriously hot strap on action and Micah doesn’t throw off the amazing chemistry that Jiz and Syd have. |
-The Porn Librarian
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Apparently there’s quite the vampire craze going around nowadays, so much so that for todays review I picked “Dark Angels 2.” The plot looked interesting for a vamp flick and I’ve a thing for guys with pale skin, which I’m hoping “Dark Angels 2″ will be sure to pack in spades though I’ll take fair skinned brunettes with delicate hints of pink in all the right places, like their pulse points.
The opening credits are pretty awesome, gritty and well done they could be setting the scene for a blockbuster or a b-level horror flick but they definitely don’t scream ‘porn,’ instead I get the feeling that I should be settling in with a big bowl of popcorn. Of course the credits open right up on nameless sexy times in a questionably dirty environment. It might just be me, but when I see a trash filled crack house and moldy mattress, the last thing I want to do is get naked and roll my ladybits around on it – color me not horny. The scene with Tommy Gunn in the diner kitchen – much hotter – still makes part of me go ‘ew gross’ industrial kitchen, but hey at least they kind of cleaned it first.
Sketchy sex scene aside, the movie was actually shot better than the worst mainstream vampire movie I saw. That one’s budget was so low they actually had to use the ‘hold the stake under the arm and pretend it pierced something vital’ trick. “Dark Angels 2″ was more limited by the performers acting than either the script or the cinematography. There is one thing not going in its favor, there was a huge discrepancy in volume, I found myself turning the sound all the way up for plot points and all the way down during sex scenes to keep from blasting my eardrums with the music, I could barely hear the girls over all that noise at all, especially after I lowered the volume.
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I swore to myself I wasn’t going to watch any more Palin porn. It hurts my stomach to think about that woman, but when I found that there was a fucking machine AND Tommy Gunn in this one, I couldn’t resist.
I’m going to come out and just say that the Palin jokes are kind of old at this point. I think I’ve personally reached a tipping point, but fortunately the fucking definitely makes up for it. India Summers plays “Tara Nailin” and while she’s no Lisa Ann, she definitely does a good job of portraying the former governor of Alaska. Plus, she gets nailed by an impact drill mounted dildo – impressive!
I know this is no big shocker, but my favorite scene is the third with Gunn and Rachel Roxxx, who is playing Palin’s puck bunny nanny. Gunn is a hockey player and spectacular as always. He starts off in full gear before Roxxx undresses him and he goes to town on her. I love the way she buries her face in his gear as he does her from behind, it’s apparent she loves sweaty hockey dudes! My only complaint about his scene, which is awesome, is that at some point Roxxx ends up wearing the hockey jersey. While this sounds kind of fun and sexy, it was just way too big and I prefer my porn stars buck naked.
I also loved the final scene with Nailin, Chris Johnson and the aforementioned fucking machine. Whether it’s Johnson or the dildo drilling Nailin, it’s super awesome. The entire scene has a ton of energy and who hasn’t thought about Nailin riding a big power tool at some point?
I have to admit I have a sort of love/hate relationship with this porno just because of my intense disgust regarding the woman it’s spoofing. It’s a really hot flick that’s funny and well-done – it just kind of hurts my stomach to think about Palin at all. If you’re looking for hot sex, political humor and are able to let go of things unlike me, you’ll definitely love it!
-The Porn Librarian
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There’s no doubt that porno spoofs are here to say. People love them and if there’s one thing porn producers always do, it’s give the fans what they want. While I’m still a little wary of the onslaught, I have to say that I’ve seen some really great movies that are both hot and hilarious. We recently added This Ain’t Happy Days XXX and, while I haven’t seen it yet, I’m pretty sure that Tommy Gunn as the Fonz is going to be my favorite porno casting of all time!
There’s further good news for the industry – spoofs have gone mainstream! I just read an interview with Will Ryder from Newsweek, a magazine my mom gets, about the genre. If you’re interested in knowing more about how this madness all started or what Peter Brady thinks about Not The Bradys XXX, here’s a taste:
So when you’re casting these movies, is it more important that the cast looks like the original actors or that they are experienced performers?
It’s not so much a look thing; it’s a feel thing to me. We made a number of casting changes in the Marcia character. Each movie so far has a different girl playing Marcia. Which might sound like suicide for the series, but really it turned out to be a godsend. I look for an innocence. The girl that just played Marcia is played by Lexi Belle, one of the biggest sluts in the business. She’s done 100 scenes. She came to my office and she looked like a sweet, innocent girl. We wanted her to be a sweet, innocent girl, but she’s got a wild streak. This girl had the look in her eyes. She had the feel. She read for us. She got it. But what was most important was the sweet, sincere, young innocence that I look for and she had it. Regardless of her past and regardless of how many guys she banged in her life, it didn’t matter.
For the rest of the interview, and I never thought I’d say this, head over to Newsweek.com!
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How about Mr. Marcus and Nick Manning?
Evan Stone has convinced them all to come together and form a super male dance troupe. That’s right, you can now watch some of the biggest male porn stars shake their asses for your viewing pleasure!
I’m really not.
All five of these studs have been working for a billion years because they’re super awesome and if you’re a fan of even one you’re going to be thrilled to hear that
They’ve dubbed themselves the XXX-Men, which I’m sure will please my super nerdy girlfriend, and will be touring the country. I’m thrilled to see one of my favorite male performers Tommy Gunn has signed on along with Lexington Steele, Mr. Marcus, Manning, and Stone.
I wonder if they do big gay weddings?
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I don’t get to watch funny porn very often, so when I saw this Vivid Premium movie was categorized under humor, I jumped at the chance. Aside from being pretty freaking hilarious, which I’ll get to in a minute, this flick as all the high quality video/production that has come to be expected of a Vivid title and, obviously, a ton of super hot sex. So, we’ve got a good plot, awesome production value and hot sexin’ – pretty much the trifecta of great porno.
Ok, let’s talk about this plot. Basically Evan Stone and Tommy Gunn are two guys with big dicks who find out their friend Matt (Voodoo) has quite the small member, which explains why he always turns the ladies down. To help him, they bring to get hypnotized by “Manning the Guru” and have him believe that he has a giant schlong. I’m not going to spoil the rest of it by giving away the ending, but just know it’s worth a watch.
To me, the best part of this movie was definitely the performers. The ones they chose to fill each roll worked out perfectly and the humor was dead on the money. I guess it doesn’t hurt that I think Meggan Mallone is one of the sexiest performers out there. For me, it was all Stone and Gunn that make the movie, even in spite of all the dick jokes. And I’m pretty sure that Evan Stone could make it in acting even if he kept his clothes on. He’s gotta get those Coen Brothers on the phone!
Let’s not forget about the sex! The scene I found hottest was the first. Stone and Gunn team up and go for an orgy with two women, switching women every so often. While sure that could come off as a little crude, I thought it was pretty hot. Especially when the girls were leaning close to each other. Fuck pile!
And though I watch porn all the time and see a ton of dicks, including these ones before, I don’t think I’ve ever noticed how big they are! These three guys are the owners of some massive cocks.
So, dicks in hands, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn and Voodoo totally turned this movie from a good idea on paper to a freakin’ awesome porno on the screen! Job well do. You can give those wangs a pat on the back!
-J.D. Bauchery
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