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Happy Holiday Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-mini-week stretch! Since this is a short week that ends with a holiday, I figured we’d need all the link lovin’ ammo we could find to make it go by super fast. Of course, if you are like me and panicked about getting everything done on time, you might want it to go a little sloooower. Eh, fast or slow, Link Love is definitely the best way to spend a halfway to the holiday Humpday!
Let’s get to it!
- While this article on sex toys being sold in Finnish supermarkets focuses on the impact it may have on children, I’d rather talk about the fact that there are sex toys being sold in Finnish supermarkets! How cool is that! I hope they are displayed in a pyramid, just like oranges and canned veggies! (via WSN)
- Canadian say no to using body unsafe chemicals in sex toys. I knew there was a reason I loved Canada so much! (via SUNfiltered)
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A bunch of weeks back, I was watching the premiere of Conan O’ Brien taking over The Tonight Show, when all of a sudden Conan was hanging out in the middle of the Vivid Entertainment Group’s offices. What the hell? Apparently Conan was just paying a visit to his new neighbors, who reside right across the street from his Tonight Show set.
Yep, Vivid was on The Tonight Show. That is how big the porno emipre of Vivid really is - they’ve become a household name… a sexy, sexy household name, like Hitachi Magic Wand, or Debbie Does Dallas. And with more than 2000 movies and a slew of super hot contract girls under their belt, as well as changing the face of porn and adult marketing since 1984,Vivid is turing 25!
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Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. This last week of Septeber has been crazy with sexin’/porn related news and we’ve been feverishly collecting it for you guys since last Humpday. So less talk, more linkage!
- Cracked mag gives us six horrifying ways to improve your sex life, including poison toad juice and spanish fly, which is actually not a fly, it’s a beetle… a beetle that causes blisters. Hot, right? I think I’ll just stick to sex toys and role playing, thanks.
- Four sex myths that most guys believe. Guess what #1 is. It’s crazy to me to think that some dudes think we don’t watch porn! Come on guys, it’s 2009 – get with the picture.
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Porn superstar Tera Patrick is truly a renaissance woman. With titles like businesswoman, entrepreneur, model and mega popular porn star under her belt, Patrick is trying her hand at a new distinction – author. It was just announced that Tera Patrick will be releasing a tell-all autobiography in early 2010.
“Sinner Takes All” will be filled to the brink with sex, passion, porn AND a foreward by comedian Margaret Cho. I can’t imagine this memoir won’t be a good read.
The result is a tell-all that takes an emotional and revealing look at the struggles Patrick has gone through to find true love, happiness, success and peace in a world that almost broke her. “For the first time, Tera talks about her inner demons, her darkest days, and how she overcame those obstacles,” Borzillo-Vrenna [co-author Carrie Borzillo-Vrenna] said. “I was surprised, inspired, and impressed by how open and honest she was willing to be in this book. It takes a confident and brave woman to share her most private moments.”
“Sinner Takes All” also includes “hot sex stories, funny anecdotes, embarrassing moments, an inside look at her marriage to rock star/actor turned porn star Evan Seinfeld, and a deeper peek at her childhood, as well as dozens of sexy photos, diary entries, and answers to her fans’ burning questions.”
This will definitely be a fun way to start the new year. You will be making that resolution to read more, right? Here’s the perfect chance to succeed!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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When it comes to porn stars, sometimes their name says it all. And that’s just the case with Sandra Shine. Bringing her natural ease and fiery sex appeal to the screen, the Hungarian star adds a certain spark to every movie she makes. In fact, Sandra shone so brightly to the folks over Penthouse Magazine that they made her the Pet of the Month in U.S. Penthouse – not once, but twice! Video-wise, Sandra has worked with some of the most respected studios out there, including Viv Thomas, Hustler and Adam & Eve.
1. How (and when) did you get started in the industry?
I was 18 when I started shooting nude pictures. I had a casting call for a softcore shoot and they chose me, so I’ve been here since then. : ) I only shot stills for about one and a half years then I discovered videos too. And I am still here! : )
2. If you weren’t in the adult industry, what would you be doing?
I studied business management in school, so I would be probably working in that field.
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Over the weekend Erotica LA hosted the 4th Annual F.A.M.E. Awards (Fans of Adult Media & Entertainment) – the only porn awards show where the fans decide who wins. Pretty cool, huh? The fans not only get to pick the winners for each category, they actually get to nominate performers as well. Totally interactive and 100% fan faves, from favorite Anal Star to Dirtiest Girl in Porn! Even I voted… though I’m keeping tight lipped about who I picked (I will say that my favie director won, hand down! See, everyone loves her has much as we do!)
Here is a list of all the 2009 F.A.M.E. winners! Congrats to all of them!
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Jewel capers are a staple in the movie biz. Sure, we don’t see them all too often in porn, but what a gem when we do! And this one is no exception. Although adult queen Tera Patrick stars as the lonely super model with a massive engagement ring, she seems to get more enjoyment out of the other rock hard toy a particular Spyder Jonez is dishing up. But little does she know Mr. Jonez is out to steal her jewel for his own glamour hungry boss. It’s all about love, deceit and diamonds in this edge of your seat, hand down your pants thriller.
I think my favorite scene is four with Kimberly Kane getting stuffed six ways til Sunday by Seth Dickens and Peter Shaft, two hung dudes. Ok, so the guys enter the scene wearing bejeweled chokers, and yes, that was a total boner killer for me, but still, it fits with story and they do lose them in the fray. Good thing they do, because they would have been mighty distracted when Kane started that super hot double blow job, going from one cock to the other at lightning speed. Girl can suck! Plus she looks pretty freakin’ amazing in all those glittering jewels. I’m glad at least one person in the scene could pull them off.
As usual, I am impressed with what Vivid offers up. Not only is their production and video quality spot on, they always have pretty good story lines and artfully directed scenes. With director Chi Chi Larue at the helm of this project, I knew I was getting something good before even hitting play. Two thumbs up and a high recommendation for this one. Thanks Vivid.
-J.D. Bauchery
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It snowed all day yesterday and today getting to work today was gross. How we started off the week at 50 degrees and devolved into this is beyond me. I could go on and on about my loathing for the winter months, but really, we’d both want to punch me a few minutes in. I started talking about the nasty weather because it’s Wednesday, and even though it’s totally blah outside, it is still midweek! Somehow snow doesn’t seem as bad when you don’t have to get out of bed on Saturday morning – and we are getting closer to that by the second! For those of you chillin’ out with a snowday, I hope you lucky ducks are taking full advantage of Humpday and shagging your socks off!
For the rest of us, here is a little Link Love to get us through this freezing week. Ok, fine, even you snowbound folks can get curled up in your warmest blankets and join in the fun too. See, I’m no Grinch.
Let’s get to it!
- Bren Ryder is starting with the (wo)man in the mirror. (I’m sorry, I couldn’t pass up the M.J. shout out.)
- As Bren talks about going solo on screen, these people are swearing it off, and wearing t-shirts that state as much. I’m not anti-religion or anything, but any group that isn’t down with masturbation isn’t the one for me. Though I do kinda want one of these shirts… is that wrong? (via Feministing)
- Congratuations to Iceland on their new Prime Minister, Johanna Sigurdardottir! Not only is Sigurdardottir the country’s first female Prime Minister, she is also the first openly gay head of state in the world! Sure there have been other leaders that turned out to be homos, but none that came into the gig saying ‘yeah, I’m gay, big deal.’ Plus she’s married to a lady (gay marriage has been legal there since 1996). Way to go Iceland! (via Bust)
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This past weekend the 2009 AVN Awards took over Las Vegas to celebrate the best of what porno has to offer. Basically the Academy Awards of adult, the AVNs are a big damn deal and everyone involved and nominated gets pretty freaking excited. We here at HM4her have been getting ready for the awards by reviewing noms all last week and generally getting pumped for everyone who recieved a nod.
Anyway, a bunch of our favorite sexy folks won and congratulations are desevered all around.
Since there are a whopping 125+ different categories that recieved awards, I’m only going to shout out a few of our favorites that won the covented golden guy… um, I mean square glass trophy thing.
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What becomes of a woman who has reached a certain age, but has made the choice to not have children? I’m over 30, and according to myself 10 years ago, I’m super old. Sure, I no longer have a six-pack but I’m still pretty hot.
My sister recently turned 28 and I was picking on her for being old. She proudly proclaimed that she is a MILF, and that I am just simply old. You know what, she’s right! Why aren’t I represented in porn? Where’s my niche?
I’m sure there are plenty of stars in their thirties, but we all pretend they’re 19 or a mom. There are a lot of really awesome things about women in their 30’s who haven’t had children – let’s call them T-MILFs (Theoretical Mothers I’d Like to Fuck). In fact, I’ve compiled a short, but convincing list of why everyone should be trying to bang T-MILFs:
1. Most likely, our vagina has never torn.
2. No kids. No explaining why Mommy’s new friend is naked.
3. We’re old enough to know how to fuck.
4. No liver spots
5. We’ve got our shit together – job, house, $
Seriously, why wouldn’t men jerk off to the thought of sleeping with a confident chick that knows that Red Lobster is not fine dining?
I was able to find a few “Dirty 30’s” pornos, but they don’t overwhelm the site like MILF, GILF, teen, and cougar titles and I surely wouldn’t recommend them. In fact, I’m really depressed that this is how I’m represented in adult and am more convinced of the need for T-MILF porn.
If I may, I’d like to suggest the following series names to those of you that agree:
1. No Momma, No Drama
2. Dirty 30’s Divas
3. No Strings Attached, Just Lick My Snatch
Please feel free to use them as you wish, just please make the movies. There are plenty of hot chicks who feel no need to relive their twenties because they know they’re having better sex anyways! Give them a voice in porn.
P.S. Tera Patrick is in her early 30s and absolutely amazing!
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