I’ve been lusting after one of these softskin dildos for a while, so when Tulip offered me the chance to review the Bette Softskin from Vamp, I jumped on it.
At just 5.5 x .75 inches, this is a pretty small dildo, so it’s really great for beginners, anal and, thanks to the great base, strap-on sex. It’s made from super softskin 100% platinum-cured silicone, which is a really great material that feels amazing. It’s soft to the touch, but firm enough to control with precision and definitely gets the job done. Of course, you can sterilize it by placing it in boiling water for a few minutes, which means it’s both sexy and safe for sharing!
There are a couple things about this dildo that really stand out for me, besides the amazing feel of Softskin. The curve is really great for g-spot stimulation, especially when combined with a harness. I’m guessing it also is really good for p-spot stim and it’s definitely sized for beginner’s anal sex.
Another thing I really love about this toy is the octagon base. It’s extra thick, which keeps it nice and secure in a harness no matter how frantic the action gets. This may seem like a silly thing to point out, but it’s a small thing many companies may not consider that makes this product stand out.
The only thing I would suggest you consider before picking up this dong is the size. It’s pretty small, so if you’re an experienced player who’s looking for a little more size, you may want to consider one of Vamp’s larger Softskin toys.
I have to say that this is currently my favorite smallish dildo and that I don’t see that changing any time in the near future. It’s really great in a harness, the curve is perfect and it’s made from body safe silicone.
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We’ve been patiently waiting for this movie since we first heard that Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee were heading down to L.A. to shoot with Belladonna. Seriously, how could Jiz, Syd, Belladonna AND April Flores (among others) not put on one hell of a show? With one look at the screen caps, we just knew that we’d be doing this flick a great injustice by trying to review it all at once. Oh no, we want this puppy to last! So instead of one giant post, we are tackling this hotness with scene-by-scene reviews and making sure we give you very juicy detail. You’re welcome.
The opening scene belongs to porn goddess Belladonna and queer star extraordinaire Jiz Lee. They start off so tame, fully-clothed and making out on the couch, and soon turn to trading underpants (or should I say undergarments, as Jiz’s super sexy jock strap isn’t exactly panties) and really get down to business.
Can I just say, fuck plot. I know that I’m usually up for a good story, but trying to bring a real plot into this scene would totally take away from the insanely hot action. Yeah, they jump into the hardcore XXX with little warning, but with this one, you can see the sex in their eyes and you know how badly they want to get it on. I know I was pretty much chomping at the bit for these two to take off their clothes, so I can just imagine how ready to go they were.
While I obviously need nothing extra to get into this scene, it definitely made the whole experience even better to know that these performers are genuinely excited to work with each other. When this movie was in the works, I remember seeing tweets from both Jiz Lee and Belladonna talking about how they couldn’t wait to start filming and how awesome it was going to be. I don’t know about anyone else, but for me, knowing that there is such a positive and fun back story just helps enhance my boner.
Anyway, back to the sexin’. Of course I loved watching them both strap cocks on and fuck each other, but I think that my favorite part of the whole scene was listening to their dirty talk. It was just very different than dirty talk that I’m used to hearing in porn. Sure, there was lots of moaning and “yeah, baby,” but their sexy talk was a little gigglier and involved lots of smiles. It almost came off like they were really shy or smitten with each other – and for some reason I found it to be mind-blowingly hot. What can I say, what gets me off in porn isn’t always the fucking.
Bella and Jiz most definitely get two thumbs up in my book, and if I had more thumbs, they’d get those too. For now, they will just have to settle for a massive grin and a promise to take work home tonight.
-J.D. Bauchery
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It seems like everyone is trying to market their girl-girl movies as “authentic lesbian porn” lately, but this carpet muncher is not fooled by their fancy marketing tricks. It takes a lot more than an ad campaign to create good porn. Mz. Dana Dane and Erocktavision have been producing hot dyke porn for years and fortunately for us, they aren’t going anywhere!
The second volume of Erocktavision is a great example of how fine lesbian porn can be when there are actual lesbos making it. Dane and her partner, Erockstar Niki Clover, have captured real lesbian fucking in this movie that combines hot sex with music and cutting edge camera work.
The first scene that really grabbed my attention was the second. We open up on Clover playing pool, but she quickly looses interest in the game and drops to her knees to suck her girl’s cock. Before long she’s bent over the pool table getting drilled – I love it! I’ll fast forward to the conclusion, which is a must see for those of you who love squirting!
I also loved scene six – a threesome that starts with Clover masturbating with a Hitachi and ends with three spent woman. There’s lots of kissing, caressing and strap-on action in this fireplace fuckfest.
This one is a great mix of sensual kissing and hot, hard fucking – which is exactly what I look for in movies. I can only watch so much of the soft stuff before I’m bored, but I’m also looking for a little bit more than gonzo close-ups of genitals smashing together.
Ps. If you’re reading this and you’re heading to Dinah, make sure you stop by and visit Dane and Clover at the Erocktavision booth!
-The Porn Librarian
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Ninn Worx movies are always super fancy. They’re one of those studios who stops to think about things like set, music and lighting – it’s weird, but I appreciate it after watching a lifetime’s worth of crappy porn with poor production values.
I love the third scene, which goes from a playful reenactment of the famous Coppertone ad to two girls fucking. Hardcore. Both women are beautiful, with their hair swept up in bandanas a la the 50s, and the set is packed full of bright blow up furniture including the plastic pool they fuck on. Unlike a lot of the other scenes, they don’t rely on sex toys – they let their skilled fingers and tongues do the dirty work.
If you’re looking for toy play the fourth scene is good. There’s a hot bj before one of the best strap-on scenes I’ve seen in a porn made for a “straight” audience.
I really liked this movie from start to finish, because each scene has a fun feel with great period music, but the sex is pretty raw. Director Michael Ninn has captured the feel of a more innocent time and totally perverted it!
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I have to admit I was a little more than excited when I found out I was going to be reviewing the Jaguar Harness + Purple Leo Combo for Babeland. Every review I’ve ever read of the Jaguar has been insanely positive, and I was thrilled to finally experience what everyone has been raving about.
This leather contraption is absolutely the most comfortable harness I’ve ever strapped on! The materials are all top of the line and it is designed with the user in mind. Nothing kills the mood like chafing from an inferior harness and, despite heavy use, I haven’t experienced any trouble with my new favorite.
One thing that’s a bit different about the Jaguar is that your cock sits a bit lower than with other harnesses I’ve used. That may not seem worth mentioning, but after a few minutes of thrusting, you’ll notice the base of your cock banging against your clit and understand why this is a very good thing.
Because I’m an honest reviewer, I’ll try to highlight the less than amazing facts about this gift from the goddesses. First, it’s made of leather. I have no problem with this, because it’s super soft and awesome, but I wouldn’t recommend you buy it for the new vegan chick you’re banging. Secondly, it only comes with one O ring, so you’re limited in what size cock you can use. Of course, the ring does snap out, so if you have other O rings you can change it out.
Honestly, I’ve never really heard anyone say anything bad about the Jaguar Harness and I now understand why! This supple leather harness is in a class by itself.
In my opinion, this is the way to go if you’re looking for a really nice harness. At first I was a little concerned that it was only designed to fit women with 26″- 42″ hips, but once I discovered that they do make a larger harness that is available at the Aslan Leather, I was quite pleased. I would hate to think that my more zaftig friends were unable to know the joy that is the Jaguar Harness.
While the harness is what really stands out, I have to talk a bit about the Leo also. This silicone cock is a really great match for my new favorite harness. It’s a little bit bigger than your standard dildo, but not intimidating at all. Looks count too, and this one is unique because while it has realistic attributes, it’s abstract enough for those of you who aren’t looking for a life-like experience. Besides looking good, this is also a quality cock. Silicone is my favorite material for a strap-on because it’s safe, easy to sterilize and will last forever if you take care of it.
Overall, I’d say that the Jaguar Harness + Purple Leo Combo is pretty much the best deal of 2008. I can’t say enough good about the harness itself and the Leo is a quality dick that looks great and performs even better!
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Is director Petra Joy implying that some women may fake orgasm in pornography!?! I am shocked. Ok, not really, but I’m super excited to talk about this awesome movie that focuses on – and you’re never going to believe this – female pleasure!
Joy strives to make artistic erotic films, and lucky for us she’s quite successful. From the opening scene that captures a playful group painting on each other, I knew that this was going to be unlike a lot of the movies I review. In fact, I like this one so much that I’m going to focus on one scene and plan on reviewing others in the future.
So, today I’m going to talk about scene three, because it is my favorite. This threesome features two packing sailors and a one very friendly flapper. One thing I love is that throughout the scene, the women never break character. This is very much the tale of two navy dudes hooking up with a sexy lady and fans of fucking with gender will love it. Watching our sailors smoking cigars and passing a bottle of booze back and forth while their lady services them on her knees is nothing short of spectacular. Soon enough, one sailor lies down so the flapper can eat her out while being taken from behind by the second strapped-on lady. Seriously, it’s so good…
Anyways, you should totally check out this scene and the rest of the movie. There’s a solo male scene and some hetero stuff – basically anything you’d want. Look out for more scene reviews in the future!
-The Porn Librarian
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While in recent years dyke porn has become an ever increasing market with new videos popping up pretty frequently, it is still barely even a blip on the radar in the massive industry that is dirty movies. So really, it’s no wonder that I get so excited every time I get to check one out. Well, that and it’s usually insanely hot. Not only do I get off on watching hot dykes fuck, I get to see people that I identify with and watch the way that I fuck portrayed on the screen. Really, that’s the hottest part for me. And I’m not talking about delicate girl-on-girl action with long nails and polite climaxes – I mean hot queer chicks pounding into each other with strapped on cocks, pulling each other’s short hair and enjoying real, loud, amazing orgasms. I sweat even writing about it.
Real Butch Lesbian Dykes is such a great movie because it is just that, real butch lesbian dykes. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s more than three hours of dykes fucking, sucking, licking, biting, smacking… and the list could go on for days – where do I sign up?!? The whole ten scene flick is pretty awesome, but there were a few stand-out scenes that especially caught my attention. The movie’s opening hot wax and restraints threesome was not only incredibly hot, it included a differently-abled performer, which in porn is a rarity, unless exploiting or overemphasizing the person’s “disabilities.” But there was none of that here, just a perfect example of someone with a different body gettin’ busy and getting’ off just like anyone else. I also love love loved scene seven, a risqué romp with two butch hotties and lots of big strap-on cocks. And let’s not forget that their humping was totally sexy and safe. SO HOT! I will say that the weird text at the bottom of the screen and commercials during scene transitions were super distracting and frustrated me enough to fast forward. But really, if I let that dissuade me from watching this movie, I’d definitely be the one missing out.
-J.D. Bauchery
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I’ve been curious about fucking a boy up the butt ever since the term “pegging” was coined in Dan Savage’s advice column a few years back. While I’ve never done it and most likely never will (never say never, I suppose), I get my female on male anal kicks via video. Apparently I am not the only one, since we have about a million to choose from. Out of that selection, I chose to go with an amateur delight – mostly because I enjoy watching real people with real bodies, but also because I wanted to bring this commonly done, but not commonly discussed practice to light in an accessible and exciting way.
Though strap on anal was touted as the focus of this video, it was really only one of many activities that made up this hour long roll in the hay. Along with the anal (including strap-on in ass, biological penis in ass and lots of licking), the twosome fucked vaginally in a barrage of positions, as well as enjoyed pussy licking, blow jobs and not one or two, but SEVEN different sex toys! That’s right, seven – everything from a mini vibe and a strap-on, to anal beads on a string and a massive double ended dildo. Watching them utilize their whole toy chest was fun, but I really could have done without the noise of the pleasure balls he puts in her pussy. All the clanking was a definite mood killer for me, but I think other people may feel just the opposite. What was decidedly not a boner killer was the strap on anal scenes. Sure, I think it’s always totally hot to watch a chick fucking anyone in the ass with a strap on dick, but this was extra exciting because you could tell our man John was begging to be filled up from behind. And there isn’t too much sexier than watching someone get exactly what they’ve been fantasizing about.
-J.D. Bauchery
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There isn’t much sexy about a dildo protruding out of someone’s thigh. It’s just true. That’s the funny thing about sex toys. Sometimes they aren’t all that sexy until they are engaged in a sexy act. And there isn’t much sexier to me than being on top of my girlfriend, grinding into any part of her. So while the leg harness is a little odd to look at at first, you get over it when you get into it.
The harness basically works like a knee brace (totally hot comparison, I know), wrapping around the thigh and fastening with Velcro. A sewn-in O-ring holds the dildo base tight against your thigh, leaving the business end of the dildo available for doing business. The Velcro holds the harness in place really well and keeps the dildo from moving around. No matter what position we tested, the harness stayed put. We didn’t even need to adjust it or re-Velcro as we moved around.
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If I invited Nina Hartley to come to my house and shoot a porn video, this is what I would want it to be. Well, minus the big blond hair and tacky sofa, but you get the point. This movie is so great because it’s not only super hot to watch Nina Hartley fuck Jan up, down and sideways with her tongue, fingers and cock, but it looks like they really had fun while making it. It is obvious that Nina loves women and their bodies and it’s so fucking hot to listen to her narrate what Jan is doing to her every step of the way. Watching her body tense and shake as she comes is even better. Also, I love that she spends time giving little instructionals while she’s going to town on Jan’s pussy. If this review sounds like a total plug for Nina Hartley, that’s because it is. She is my ultimate fantasy dream date and after you watch this movie, she may be yours as well. I call dibs!
-J.D. Bauchery
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