How about Mr. Marcus and Nick Manning?
Evan Stone has convinced them all to come together and form a super male dance troupe. That’s right, you can now watch some of the biggest male porn stars shake their asses for your viewing pleasure!
I’m really not.
All five of these studs have been working for a billion years because they’re super awesome and if you’re a fan of even one you’re going to be thrilled to hear that
They’ve dubbed themselves the XXX-Men, which I’m sure will please my super nerdy girlfriend, and will be touring the country. I’m thrilled to see one of my favorite male performers Tommy Gunn has signed on along with Lexington Steele, Mr. Marcus, Manning, and Stone.
I wonder if they do big gay weddings?
(via fleshbot)
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While I usually wouldn’t give a movie called “Bang That Bitch 4” a second look, Belladonna caught my eye on the cover and I’m pretty sure that if there’s one girl in this world who wants to get “banged like a bitch,” it’s her. Anyways, I decided I would watch the one scene with her in it and, if it was worthy, review it. Since you’re reading this, you should be able to deduce what I think.
First, Belladonna is totally young in this scene. I mean, I’m sure she’s a lot younger than I am, but I’m guessing it’s a pretty old scene by her tan lines, clunky shoes and pubic hair. Checking out a girl’s pubes is like carbon dating…
Anyways, Nick Manning is the lucky dude who gets to bang Belladonna and there’s a reason why he’s been getting his dick wet for money for like 100 years. He’s great in this scene, but doesn’t try to steal the scene from one of my favorite porn stars.
Manning starts by eating Belladonna out before finger banging her and, of course, it’s awesome. She’s absolutely adorable and sexy and everything I always expect her to be. Soon enough, she shows off her oral skills, deep-throating Manning’s sizeable member over and over again. It’s pretty amazing how she makes things I’m usually not into totally hot. The bj scene is pretty long, but she’s having so much fun that you can’t help but enjoy it.
Once they’re both good and ready, she climbs on top of Manning and rides him reverse cowboy style for freaking ever. It’s been a while since I’ve seen a tamer Belladonna scene and I am reminded why I fell in love with this dirty bird years ago. It’s pretty hot, but once they switch it up and he’s absolutely drilling her from behind I was thanking the porno higher power for Bang that Bitch 4…
Since it is Nick Manning, you know this scene is ending with him dropping loads and our greedy girl gobbling it up.
Regarding the rest of the movie, I have nothing to say. I don’t know who’s in it and don’t really care all that much. I’m just thrilled to have stumbled upon this great scene.
-The Porn Librarian
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The Whorelore saga continues in Episode 3 as Remus gathers everything she needs to complete her quest. First up, the sweat of a troll. Oddly enough, I think the troll is Jamacian. She keeps saying “mon” and until she starts rubbing her pussy, talks of nothing but smoking up. So that’s kind of weird… Fortunately, there’s nothing weird about watching Taylor Rain finger herself – which is totally hot besides the occasional “ya mon.” In the end, the elf princess gets what she wants as the troll squirts into a beaker for her.
This episode concludes with a hardcore scene starring Nick Manning, Ava Rose, and Jessica Jaymes. As fans know, there’s lots of magic in Whorelore and watching Rose make Manning’s big cock disappear down her throat is magical indeed. Rose soon disappears, but Manning and Jaymes put on quite a show as the demon pounds the succubus into submission.
Of course, I’m not really sure what this means regarding the quest. To be honest, I kind of got caught up in the fucking and lost track. I suppose that really isn’t a bad thing and I’m going to assume that our heroes are now one step closer to defeating the greater evil.
Just a warning for those of you who don’t like super hardcore flicks – the final scene is pretty aggressive. Of course, demons aren’t known for cuddling…
The Porn Librarian
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I like porn parodies. Much like in my personal life, I think it’s important to be able to laugh at everything – even sexy stuff. I also really like celebrities, so I thought the character names in this movie would be above par, and they were, even for porn.
The scenes were amusing – Lindsay Blowhan can’t make it through the metal detector, Hairless Hilton and Cornhole Richie get some sex-ed on The Simple Life, Katherine Hymen and Sandra Ho get dirty on Grundel’s Anatomy, and Dumi Moore gives Gashton Coocher some head – but they weren’t really sexy. At the end of each scene, Gashton comes in to inform the “celeb” that they have been Spunk’d, and he blows a load all over their faces. Everyone laughs, and licks it all up.
That’s really it. Nick Manning makes a great Gashton – they both have a similarly irritating Midwestern accent. The movie is shot very well and there’s a great cast (Ron Jeremy, Hillary Scott, Evan Stone, Jada Fire, Steven St. Croix, Katie Morgan) and it’s definitely funny. I was just hoping for something a little sexier.
Oh well, maybe next season. Punk’d wasn’t that great at first either.
-M.
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