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2 Out of 2 Lesbians Agree…

that this picture makes Glitter seem like a respectable career move.

Apparently she was impersonating Eminem for her new music video.  Funny though, in all his years of performing, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Slim Shady with facial hair.  Maybe it was extra touch just for Nick?  We like to think so.

(via BuzzFeed)

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Michael Jackson Tribute – Porno Style

By now everyone in the world has probably heard the news of Michael Jackson’s death yesterday.  I was sitting at my desk working on backstage stuff when I got a text from my friend that said he died.  I hopped on the internet to get the details and found out that it was only TMZ annoucing it, which is questionable, but after about an hour or so, CNN finally independently confirmed his death for real.  So sad!

All day I’ve been trying to think of a way to blog about how sad it is and even remotely connect it to porn, and luckily the folks over at Fleshbot found this awesome clip of porn star Wolf Hudson busting out his MJ dance stylings and totally hitting the mark. 

Hudson, who is apprently a huge Michael Jackson fan, also video blogged about the tradgedy yesterday as well.
 


What a crazy week.  For more MJ, check out this Mixtape Rewind from a few months back.

Thanks Fleshbot.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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Link Love


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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  It’s Wednerday again and you know what that means, time for a little link lovin’!  Oh, and we can’t forget that this is the first official Humpday of summer 2009!  Woohoo!  Summer rules!  Ok, let’s get to it!

- Somehow porn-lovin’ blog Fleshbot got alt queen Joanna Angel in the same room with Stoya… and got them naked… AND captured it on film.  Mega hotness ensued.  I guess sometimes the stars really do align.  Thanks Fleshbot!

- After Questlove twittered that Sonic Youth-er Thurston Moore was wearing the riskiest t-shirt he’d ever seen on broadcast tv (“gangsta move son” ) on Jimmy Fallon on Monday night, we just HAD to see what the Moore decided to rock on stage.  Turns out it was pretty risque… and totally awesome. (via TheFrisky)

-Speaking of old school indie rockers, Dinosaur Jr. recently did a live performance for Fuel TV and not only did Kimberly Kane (who apparently is a huge fan of the band) get to go, she got her skateboard signed and took a picture for us. 
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DIY Porn Showcase ISO Home Made Queer Porn Submissions!


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Our friend Courtney Trouble (or Trouble Royale, as we like to call her) from NoFauxxx.com just sent me this awesome call to queer arms.  Grab your video cameras and get to work! 

Homo A Go Go “Sex Tapes: DIY Porn Showcase” – Seeking Home Made Queer Porn Submissions!

Submission Deadline: July 15th

Requirements:
- All performers must be 18 years of age or older
- Submission must be between 2 and 12 minutes. Longer pieces may be cut by curator if chosen.
- Submissions will not be returned, so please do not send your master copy – send a DVD duplicate.
- Consent of the performers, responsible production, and queer sex-positivity must be apparent in piece.
- All genders are welcome to participate, and any kind of sexual orientation, gender role, or (legal) sexual lifestyle can be presented.
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Naughtibod (Naughtinano)

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Music lovers rejoice! OhMiBod’s Naughtibod (Naughtinano) might be the best thing to happen to music technology since the iPod. For those of you who like to incorporate music into every aspect of your life, you can now sync your iPod with this vibe and rock out with your cock out.

If you haven’t heard about this toy yet, this vibe transforms the rhythm of your selected track into a vibration pattern. You can plug it into your iPod, cell phone or even an electric guitar, and get down and dirty to your favorite songs.

I grabbed my ghetto shuffle and settled in for a night of music appreciation. I have to admit I surprised at how accurate this thing is. I guess I tried not to get my hopes up, but it really does vibe to the beat of whatever you’re listening to. It’s pretty damn cool. My only complaint is that in between songs, the vibe does nothing, which can be a bit of a buzzkill. Also, and this is by no means a bad thing, this is a toy that you need to set aside some time for. It won’t take you from zero to earth-shattering orgasm in minutes. It’s something that will get you where you’re trying to go, but over the course of an album, not a song.

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It must be the ass…

That’s got me like, damn.

This made me smile thinking of a friend who forced me to have a life outside of marc records during grad school.

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Fuck Katy Perry.

Here’s a great cover of Katy Perry’s lame ass song by IamFiveStar.

p.s. this is better than any porn i’ve seen today. if i’m being honest…

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This just made my day…




Because Lists are Fun

Nerve.com recently posted their list of the 50 Sexiest Music Videos of all time. I was pleased, because I like lists and it’s totally diverse, I mean God-des and She, D’Angelo, and Billy Idol on the same list! Fantastic.

I didn’t agree with everything, but lists are always hit or miss. For example, I wouldn’t put J. Geils Band’s “Centerfold” in my top 8,000 but they have it at #2? I watched it and i’m pretty sure I won’t be turned on for at least 24 hours by anything after watching that skinny dude dance awkwardly for 3 minutes.

One video I was shocked not to see included was Rilo Kiley’s “The Moneymaker.” It has porn stars, including Tommy Gunn, in it, but they pale in comparison to Jenny Lewis. Her voice makes my belly feel weird and she’s never looked better than she does in this video. For a while I was under the impression that the golf club she’s holding at one point was a riding crop, and I felt a little weak in the knees for the former child star. Check it out and then spend a little time reminiscing about the time when you could watch music videos on television…

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Gayest News Ever

I just read that Wham! may reunite for one show! Holy crap, the only thing that could be gayer would be if Cher opened for them.

P.S. what ever happened to the other dude in Wham!? Andrew something…

Anyways, those of you who need to know more about this earth-shattering news can read the article over at pinknews.com.

For those of you who are just looking for a Wham! fix – here you go.

Was anyone actually surprised when George Michael came out? Seriously?

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