Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. Actually is this far from the stretch – it’s the end! And since Wednesday is the new Friday this week, we figured that link love would be the perfect way to close up this short week and start this long weekend right!
Let’s get to it!
- An oral sex phone from the 1970’s? Crazy! I don’t know whether to make a joke about being a it conversation starter or the perfect way to make a booty call.
- First porn, now risque HBO! Oprah Winfrey has become quite the little dirty birdy! Her movie company, Harpo Films, has sketched out a deal with HBO to do a sexy pilot about a woman that leaves her perfect family and heads to the seedy underbelly of L.A. The best part though – the pilot is being written by Erin Cressida Wilson, who is best known for writing the 2002 boss-secretary/BDSM indie flick “Secretary.” Maggie Gyllenhaal on her hands and knees… mmmm. Anyway, yeah… excited! (via The Frisky)
- Cuba is offering free penis implants? Man, oh man, all the cigar jokes… it’s like these things just write themselves! (via Jezebel)
- Emmanuel DelCour, one of the contestants on the Bravo’s new reality show “Chef Academy,” seems to have prior experience in front of the camera. The porno camera, that is, as former star Jean Val Jean. Now that it’s out in the open amongst his fellow competitors, I wonder how the contest will go. It’s no Top Chef, but as long as there is a porno tie-in, I’m game to watch.
- Hero pilot Chesley Sullenberger is having rock star sex! The U.S. Airways pilot who saved 155 lives on board his flight by thinking quickly and landing in the Hudson River earlier this year recently told NBC in an interview that the incident actually improved his sex life with his wife of 20 years. I think super hero sex would be a better comparison, but hey, good sex is good sex, whatever it’s called. (via SUNfiltered)
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For the people like me that can’t remember what happened five seconds ago, let alone earlier this week, this is a reminder that porn star Savanna Samson will be on 30 Rock tonight, playing “Porn Liz.” Can. Not. Wait!
That’s right Lizes… give that script hell!
Lemon Out!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
ps. While Savanna is awesome, I do think Lisa Ann would have been a funnier pick.
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I tried to resist reviewing this movie, mostly because I still get a little angry whenever I see or hear any reference to Alaska’s fine governor, but the fact that Nina Hartley plays Hillary Clinton in it was just too much to pass by. Oddly enough, I didn’t love the threesome scene between Paylin, Hartley’s Clinton and Jada Fire’s Condi Rice. I think I was actually a little uncomfortable with the whole thing and couldn’t get over it. Weird.
Anyways, what I did really like was the opening scene where Mick Blue and Sascha play Russian dudes (apparently Russia is in her backyard!) who totally tag team Paylin. While she’s no Tina Fey, Lisa Ann does a really good job of portraying McCain’s former running mate and I have to say I enjoyed watching these men go to town on her.
While I was a little reluctant to see this one, the non-sex scenes are freaking hilarious and Lisa Ann is fantastic as Paylin. She’s a super sexy and smart lady, and if you missed it the first time around you should check out the video interview we did with her last year. It’s nice to see her getting a lot of press again!
If you are far enough removed from the bullshit that went down with the real Palin, and are looking for a fun movie with big stars and hot sex, this Hustler flick is pretty rad.
PS Mike Horner is super awesome as Bill O’Reilly!
-The Porn Librarian
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Lisa Ann, 2009 AVN MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year and the original porno Sarah Palin, can add a new title to her repertoire: music video babe. This week Ann shot her first crossover role as a stripper in rapper Eminem’s latest video, “We Made You.” The song is also the first single off his upcoming album, which means the video will be all over the place once it debuts on April 7th. All you Lisa lovers out there should keep your eye on MTV to see Ms. Ann work the pole.
So, now we have her fucking and we have her dancing, but what about what she has to say? Well, it’s your lucky day, because we posted an awesome video interview with Lisa Ann a while back. Just to reiterate how freakin’ cool this chick is, here is the video once more.
And just for the record, how hot is it that Eminem chose an awesome older star for his video?!? He could have picked anyone I’m sure, but he chose a super sext MILF. Good job Slim Shady!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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This past weekend the 2009 AVN Awards took over Las Vegas to celebrate the best of what porno has to offer. Basically the Academy Awards of adult, the AVNs are a big damn deal and everyone involved and nominated gets pretty freaking excited. We here at HM4her have been getting ready for the awards by reviewing noms all last week and generally getting pumped for everyone who recieved a nod.
Anyway, a bunch of our favorite sexy folks won and congratulations are desevered all around.
Since there are a whopping 125+ different categories that recieved awards, I’m only going to shout out a few of our favorites that won the covented golden guy… um, I mean square glass trophy thing.
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For all of you who have fond memories of watching Christmas movies with your families, I’m sorry. I’m going to pervert yet another childhood memory by reviewing this holiday spoof that somehow manages to combine It’s a Wonderful Life, A Christmas Carol and hardcore fucking.
This is one of the better-acted movies I’ve seen recently (please note sarcasm) and will put you right in the Christmas spirit! Lisa Ann plays Guardian Angel to a crime boss named George Bailey and that means showing him the past, the present and her boobies.
Lisa Ann appears in two sex scenes throughout the movie and they were actually my two favorites. The first is a lesbian scene with Lynn Lemay. It’s pretty hot and worth seeing simply because they’re two of the most popular actresses from the era. There’s lots of kissing and oral action and LeMay goes to town on Ann’s pussy with a dildo.
After that, in the final hardcore scene, Lisa Ann takes on director and cock slinger Vince Voyeur. It’s a pretty standard hetero scene – bj, obligatory cunnilingus, doggy style, money shot – but both performers are legendary for a reason. It’s fun, passionate and caps off what I predict will become an instant classic in the Porn Librarian’s household.
Ps. Boob jobs have come a long way since 1994…
The Porn Librarian
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HotMovies:The Blog’s PBR Princess and our friends at Eden Fantasys recently caught up with star Lisa Ann who graciously sat down for an interview between her million projects going on – including her latest movie, Hustler’s Naylin’ Paylin. Not only does Lisa Ann have some great sex advice for women and awesome insider info (no, she never blew that midget!), she wants to make us breakfast in the morning. Does it get any better than that?
Be sure to check out more Lisa Ann:
(And thanks to HotMovies:The Blog for letting us snag the fabulous PBR Princess!)
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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We hang out with porn stars all the time and get paid to do it. You know you want to be us.
Our friend PBR Princess recently spent a weekend in New Jersey wearing a sexy shirt and hanging out with Joanna Angel, Jessica Drake, and the star of the highly anticipated Nailin’ Palin, Lisa Ann. Here’s proof.
Plus if you look at that picture quick, it looks like she’s totally making out with a VP candidate.
Head over to HotMovies The Blog to read about her weekend in New Jersey. It was a lot cooler than it may sound.
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