Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. I don’t know about you ladies but I can definitely use a little extra push to get through the rest of my Wednesday! Up above we’ve got the first episode of I Hit It With An Axe, a new reality TV series featuring porn starlets like Satine Phoenix playing D&D. Satine also gave io9 an extensive interview on the premise and her gaming style.
I declare the rest of today as outrageous products day, some are real some are fake can you spot the difference?
Mood lipstick – when you don’t want to be too subtle about how horny you are.
Xbiz tells us the winners of Lover’s Choice’s Most Romantic Shop Contest, you can check out the online retail winner here.
Why should men with tiny tiny penises change for their women? Vagifit is for the men to give women to shrink their vaginas so the men can feel more adequate for their lovers.
Having trouble getting men, and some women, to look you in the eye? Well, use the secret weapon of French women: Forehead Tittaes.
Ok this one isn’t a product but it is too awesome not to mention: Japan has a Vagina and Penis festivals and there are pics of these awesome festivals in action.
- Who else knows porn best? News anchor Megyn Kelly’s on-air Lawyer. Definitely stay tuned for the last 30 seconds!
- Speaking of lawyers, a Queens woman and her husband are suing a wig store for an accident where a mannequin head fell on her foot. Apparently the “injury” is disrupting their sex life because she can no longer make a fist with her toes. This actually makes me question – can folks sue for pain and suffering when their injury only affects the way they get off? Valid question!
- This is the week for sexy accident news! A recent car crash in the Florida Keys was caused by a woman trying to shave her bikini line while driving. She was on the way to see her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for action when she arrived. Even weirder, her ex-husband was in the passenger seat, controlling the wheel as she trimmed down. Words defy… (via Jezebel) Read the rest of this entry »
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. And welcome to March – the month that goes in lion and out like a lamb. It’s the month that officially brings us into the spring season, and I could not be happier. There’s nothing I love more than spring… well, watching folks fuck on screen isn’t too shabby either, but spring means I can watch people fucking on screen with the windows open! Anyway, that and the fact that it’s Humpday has put be in a fabulous mood and has me giddy and searching through the interwebs with vigor! Good thing you get the fruits of my labor! So sit back, relax and let’s get to it with a little link love!
- Speaking of things that are geeky awesome – Playing D & D With Porn Stars. That’s right, Dungeons and Dragons… Holy crap, does it get any nerdier/sexier?! I think not. (via Fleshbot)
- Fabulous San Francisco-based queer porn empire Pink and White Productions has recently published their safer sex best practices in porn standards, complete with health resources. Healthy safe sex = Awesomeness. Thanks Pink and White! (via Tiny Nibbles)
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It’s Wednesday again and there is a lot going on in the sexy world, so let’s skip the pleasantries and get to it!
- The rumor that the Olympic village is pretty much one giant orgy is not quieted by some of the action we’ve seen on the ice this year – especially during Ice Dancing. The Frisky rounded up some of the… “hottest” stuff we’ve seen on ice so far. Including the U.K. brother/sister team of Kerr and Kerr pictured. Yeah, you read that right… bother/sister team. Woah, right?
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch! This week we are back in the office! After shoveling out and braving the cold weather, we are off the couch, back in top form and here to bring you all the sexy news that’s fit to print. So, without further ado, let’s get to the good stuff!
- The G-Point mouse – the closest some techies will ever get to a vagina… complete with scrolling clit and a secret spot that brings you to your favorite website or email. (via The Frisky)
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the mid-week stretch. It’s a snow day here at HM4Her, as we are right in the middle of the wintry hell-hole that is Philly’s Blizzard 2010. But no worries, as we are fully stocked with food, booze, and internet goodness, which means that I am still working like a champ… just sitting on the couch doing it. For those of you who are stuck inside like we are, screw shoveling – just settle in, grab your computer and have your way with us… our movies, that is! What better way to combat this freezing wintry mix? If you need a breather after already re-watching all of your old standards and checking out our new releases section, sit back, relax and celebrate the snow with a little link lovin’! And for all those folks not stuck in the snowstorm, enjoy your good weather with a porno party and a little link lovin’. Happy Humpday to all!
Let’s get to it!
- Screw boring regular confetti – to get a party REALLY started, toss around cut up bits of nudie mags! Man oh man, DIY projects are so freaking HOT! (via TheFrisky)
- Joslyn James is pissed. The porn star (now best known as one of Tiger Woods’ many mistresses) is not happy the unauthorized use of her image on golf balls being sold by Canadian Novelty. Apart from being upset about the violent undertones of having someone swing a club at her face, I’m sure it’s super annoying to now we linked to a doucher like Tiger for the rest of your life. Honey, golf balls are the least of your problem… Read the rest of this entry »
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. And welcome to February! We are officially out of the first month of the year and really starting to get going on 2010. The weeks may go by slowly, but those months just fly right by! So let’s slow down and savor the link loving – and of course celebrate the humpiness that is Humpday!
- Not something you see every day – a cervix piercing. BMEzine has an article (with pictures!) about Ash Crawford’s post-gender experience and internal body mods. Super interesting, from both gender and modification standpoints. Read the rest of this entry »
- Queer porn performer extraordinaire Jiz Lee give us an in depth look at a few Holes hit by gay porn. I kind of wish it was a video blog… note to self: ask Jiz for video blogs.
- Mariah Carey recently called into husband Nick Cannon’s radio show pretending to be a woman that loves watching porn and saying “I think everyone should experiment with porn… I’m talking about porn like the really hardcore stuff.” I don’t really get the joke here, since there is nothing wrong with loving porn, but I do know it would be awesome if it turns out to be true! Finally, something to make up for Glitter… (via Jezebel)
- A California school district wanted to pull the Merriam-Webster Dictionary from it’s k-8 schools because it contained the definition for “oral sex.” Seriously – they wanted to ban the dictionary! Words are failing me… guess I need that filthy, filthy DICtionary… Update: They are not BANNING the dictionary, just merely putting under tight restriction.
- A new study links long term unemployment to increased sex drive. Well, I guess if there’s nothing else to do… Unfortunately the study ties the unemployment/sex study to risky sex behaviors and general disregard for sexual health and safety. Damn. (via Jezebel)
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It’s been a busy week so far, with no signs of letting up (it is gonna be a crazy spring around here), so sorry this Link Lovin’ is coming a little late in the day. I’ve been a busy beaver all day and finally I get to celebrate the awesomeness that is Humpday! Let’s get to it!
- Our favorite mini octogenarian sex educator, the fabulous Dr. Ruth Westheimer has been named Washington D.C.’s Honorary Secretary of the Department of Love and Relationships! Alright, fine, it’s just a marketing ploy to stimulate tourism in the capitol city. Still, it would be pretty freaking awesome if it was real. This country could seriously us it.
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the mid-week stretch. I’m pretty surprised that it’s Wednesday again already. Maybe that’s a sign that the weeks are going faster and it will be warm again soon? I’m not sure about that, but all I do know is that I am typing this with gloves on at my desk and I am officially over winter. Good thing that they start to this week’s Link Love is all about livin’ it up summer style, so let’s get to it!
- Just when you thought MTV’s Jersey Shore couldn’t get any more press, blown-out Italian Stallion Pauly D goes and says he’d be up for stripping down in Playgirl. And unlike the letdown that was Levi Johnston, Pauly would appear wearing only his signature hair gel. (via Gawker)
- And speaking of hardcore bits, The Frisky rounded up the Top 10 Most Amazing Vaginas – from the woman with two pussies to the chick that can lift 31 lbs. with her cooch. And I thought taking a whole hand was a feat! Guess I better start doing my Kegels more often… Read the rest of this entry »
