I’m still bitter enough about W to get excited when I see a movie called “Fuck Bush.” I probably need to move on or whatever, but at least I have a deserving target for my rage! This VCX collection doesn’t have anything to do with government, but does capture some of the biggest stars of the golden age of porn, including Kay Parker and Dorothy LeMay, in all of their hairy glory!
I have to talk about scene eight, from the classic flick Sex World, because it starts off with the best porno music I’ve ever heard in my entire life. And that’s before Kay Parker enters and announces her need for a “huge, gorgeous cock.” Of course, her wish is some lucky dude’s command and he’d better have big balls if he hopes to satisfy Parker! Joey Silvera and his mustache are up to the task as she sucks him off while people watch behind two-way glass. Sex World is apparently a pretty cool place to be if you’re a voyeur.
There are also two scenes featuring John Holmes, including the first scene that features a threeway with Desiree Cousteau and Seka from the movie Sweet Alice. I totally heart Seka and this is pretty freaking hot.
While classic compilations are sometimes thrown together without much thought, I have to admit I’m pretty impressed with this one. Big stars, good scenes and natural ladies getting down and dirty! Really a must-see for fans of classic porn.
Ps. After getting this little taste, I am totally adding Sex World and Sweet Alice to my list of movies to watch.
-The Porn Librarian
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Before I knew a damn thing about porno, my friends and I were calling our high school librarian “Johnny Wadd.” This may seem like a really random thing to share, but I think it’s a good example of mainstream John Holmes and his alter ego Wadd truly are.
So Johnny Wadd is the type of dude teenage boys who don’t want to be hairdressers aspire to be. He’s a badass detective who lives and fucks hard. Unfortunately, in this film, Holmes isn’t quite the bad ass he was in his earlier films. Turns out years of hard living and a murder trial can wear even the most notorious cock slinger down.
Even though this flick doesn’t stand up to his earlier work, it’s still a fun porno with some really hot scenes and well worthy of its 2009 AVN Award nomination for Best Classic Release. The plot is pretty simple, Wadd’s partner is murdered and he is trying to figure out who did it. Apparently banging a ton of chicks is an integral part of the investigation…
Besides Holmes, there are plenty of big name stars from the golden age of adult including Bunny Blue, Sheri St. Clair and Melissa Melendez. Asian beauty Mai Lin takes on Holmes in the fourth scene, my favorite. They swap oral favors before Lin is impaled by his legendary cock. It’s a pretty long scene with lots of positions, so you really get to see Holmes in action. A lot of classic scenes are too short for my liking, so I really appreciate this one. Plus Lin, who I’ve never taken notice of before, is really hot.
While this isn’t the best Johnny Wadd film, it’s one that classic film fans shouldn’t pass by.
-The Porn Librarian
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This compilation is a great example of why I love Seka! Back in the day there was no bigger star than the Platinum Princess, whose beauty and appetite for sex are legendary. Swedish Erotica 78 has compiled scenes from classic films that are really hard to find like Summer Heat and Seka’s Tale, which makes this girl very happy because I’ll watch any Seka scene I can find.
The clip from Piece of Cake (scene five) is great as Seka teaches a young stewardess how to pick up men – talk about learning from the master! I don’t want to divulge her secrets, but one of them does include roller skates. After the quick educational session, we get to see just how the scene played out as Seka strips and sucks off one very lucky guy. It may be only eight minutes long, but they managed to pack plenty of action in, including standing sex and anal.
The final scene is really what did it for me as Seka gets double teamed by John Holmes and some dude named Jamie. First, she looks absolutely gorgeous! Secondly, I love the banter between the group – Holmes sits back and watches and talks dirty while she sits on Jamie’s dick. When you’ve got two of the biggest stars ever, you know the sex is going to be good, but I really loved how laid back and fun this scene was.
If you’re a fan of Seka or classic porno, you should take a look at this rad comp video.
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I just had to highlight this short scene featuring one of the most notorious porn stars of all time, John Holmes. There’s just something about it that demanded my attention – and no it wasn’t his enormous member! Although it’s only six minutes long, it seems to tell the tale of seduction far better than a majority of movies released today. First, it opens on Holmes and a beautiful brunette and they’re both wearing clothes. And I’m not talking about her in lingerie and him in tube socks – they’re both dressed for work! As he kisses her, he reveals her gorgeous tits, which he is soon bathing in his tongue. She gets up and undresses for him, revealing the kind of lingerie I’d like to think all secretaries wear under their tweed skirts, and before long he’s inside her. There’s seriously a ton of action packed into this classic clip, but it never seems rushed. If you’re a fan of vintage porno, this quickie is definitely worth seeing.
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John Holmes is a legend, there’s no denying that. Countless starlets have agreed that he was the “biggest” male star of all time, and while I can’t speak to that, I can officially declare him a pop culture hero. The Beastie Boys reference him in song, Boogie Nights is based on his life, and I’m guessing I’m not the only teen who knew his name before they had any idea who or what he was. The Devil in Mr. Holmes is a foreign shot film (which means the English is dubbed and ridiculous) in which Holmes makes a deal with the devil that allows him to seduce women just by looking at them. Whipping out his monster cock probably would have had the same results, without invoking Lucifer, but that movie had been made a hundred times already. The highlights for me were Karin Shubert getting it doggy-style from Holmes and the grand finale, an orgy of epic proportions. Director Giorgio Grande somehow managed to bring together a cast of the hottest American and European stars of the time, making this a movie any classic movie fan must see.
-The Porn Librarian
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Ginger Lynn, the original Vivid Girl, is one of the most well-known pornstars of the 1980’s and a pop-culture icon. “Ginger Lynn The Movie” is the almost true story of her experiences in the adult industry and features another industry legend, John Holmes. Personally, I really find 80’s porn to be more alluring than the frenzied gonzo movies that are cranked out today, and this is one of the best. Ginger Lynn is in her prime, and everyone should see her incredible scene with the gorgeous Christy Canyon. You can also see a few scenes of Ginger’s that are hard to find because they were originally part of movies that an underage Traci Lords performed in. Once Traci’s true age was discovered, you couldn’t find this footage anywhere, but now, Lords is edited out and we can get off to legal pussy!
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