Never underestimate the romance of real couples fucking on film. I think there is something really romantic and endearing about wanting to show the world how you have sex as a couple. But don’t get the idea that real coupes have to be sensual and tender to screw on screen. Fuck no! This rough and tumble Burning Angel relationship flick is all about the love – and all about the pussy pounding, cum on my tits, hair pulling action. And that’s what makes it so damn hot!
Six real world couples hit the sheets (or couches, as I’ll explain later) to get down and dirty in from of the porno camera. For some it’s an anniversary gift to themselves; others just do it for fun – either way, all the alt twosomes seem to be having a hell of a lot of fun. Plus, by opening every scene with an interview (and sometimes a quick cameo by Joanna Angel herself), we as viewers get to see their real relationship dynamics and find out a little about them before the banging begins. Read the rest of this entry »
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Today is the 99th Annual International Women’s Day! Since 1911, March 8th has been the special global holiday when we celebrate the economic, political and social achievements of women – past and present.
Each year, organizations, governments, women’s groups, etc. select different themes that reflect issues that are important to them. And while we, of course, don’t need a specific day to show ladies how much we care, we think International Women’s Day is awesome and are participating to support all the awesome women of the world!
So, in honor of International Women’s Day 2010, we want to take a little time to bring some attention to a few of our favorite female porn directors!
Joanna Angel |
Madison Young
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Erika Lust |
Courtney Trouble |
Belladonna
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Nica Noelle |
Kathryn Annelle |
Tristan Taormino
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Shine Louise Houston |
Porn would not be the same without any of these awesome ladies behind the camera!
Thanks for all you do!
Happy International Women’s Day 2010!
xoxo
J.D. Bauchery
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We’ve been adding great new movies way faster than I can watch them. One of the unfortunate things about my job is that I have stuff to do besides watch porn all day – it sucks, but that’s life! Anyways, I’ve got a list of 27 movies I want/need to watch in the near future. Here are the five that I am most excited to check out!
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Out At The Gym: This one has been on my list forever, but after having my heart broken by the news that Daniel Marvin and Pedro Andreas broke up, I have avoided it. I’m pretty sure I’ve healed enough now that I can handle watching what was my favorite porno couple double team some lucky dude in a gym! |
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Couch Surfers 2 – Trans Men In Action: I waited, a little impatiently, for this movie to come out for like a year. Now it’s been on the site for about a month and I haven’t had the chance to watch it yet. Fortunately, I have two whole days coming up this weekend without any obligations, so I think I should be able to cross this off the list by Monday! |
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Billy Castro Does The Mission: I’ve been waiting for this one since directory Courtney Trouble started leaking the images a while back and it’s finally here! Billy Castro is one of the new porn stars I’m most excited about and I’m guessing this one will be hot, hot hot! Plus it’s got Jiz Lee and Dylan Ryan in it and you know how I feel about them. |
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Deep Throat 2: I always make an effort to see the classics, but I’ve never had a chance to watch the sequel to the biggest porno of all time! The plot revolves around a Senator who campaigns against pornography and stars Krista Lane and Ron Jeremy. Between the political themes and the power of the Deep Throat franchise, I need to see this soon! |
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LA Pink: Burning Angel puts out some of the funniest spoofs in adult, so I can’t wait to see their take on this popular reality show. Who better to do a porn about a tattoo shop then these girls? Plus, with Angel, Andy San Dimas, James Deen and Sean Michaels, you know the dirty parts are going to be smoking hot. |
-The Porn Librarian
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There is no denying that we love porn stars and that we’ve been known to talk often about the special few that we have extra hard girl boners for. We just can’t help it – it’s like we are magnetically drawn to their movies! And once we watch them, we just need to write it up for you guys. And from reading the site, you can probably tell who some of our favorite are… Nina Hartley, David Taylor, April Flores, Jiz Lee, Joanna Angel, and the list really goes on forever, but enough about us. We want to know who YOU love to watch fuck on screen!
Even though we exist AND Oprah dedicated a whole show to it, some people still refuse to believe that women like porn. Well, we want your help in proving them wrong! So comment us up and let us know who you’ve been digitally drooling over. Just think, fi you turn us on to someone we don’t watch as much, maybe we will write about them more? Who knows what’s possible!
Comment Away!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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Today’s Retro Review is from one of our favorite ladies in porn, Joanna Angel. Before everyone in the world was making goofy spoofs, Angel and her friends were combining humor with hot XXX and the results were totally hot. Check out what Venus had to say about Joanna Angel’s Guide 2 Humping back in 2007.
Whenever Joanna Angel makes a movie, it’s always a must-see: she always gets my favorite performers (male and female) and you know it’s going to be totally fun and totally hot. This one is no exception. In “Joanna Angel’s Guide 2 Humping”, she teaches a course to a class of crazy characters on… take a guess.
It’s not quite an instructional movie, although the beginnings of the video scenes are like campy 50’s educational shorts… turned into a hot punk-girl on punk-girl playtime culminating into some double dildo penetration and strap-on action (as in scene 2). Tommy Pistol plays the funniest characters which honestly makes me want to see him naked and humping even more (he’s super cute too, which is a big factor there too), but the best scene is the final, when Joanna confronts James Deen and their chemistry heats up in a dark room for some rough fucking sex. A+
-Venus
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Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. And welcome to February! We are officially out of the first month of the year and really starting to get going on 2010. The weeks may go by slowly, but those months just fly right by! So let’s slow down and savor the link loving – and of course celebrate the humpiness that is Humpday!
- While they are just about as exciting as an anime love pillow in my book, at least these mouse pads are ergonomically correct, with nice, cushy wrist rests.
- Not something you see every day – a cervix piercing. BMEzine has an article (with pictures!) about Ash Crawford’s post-gender experience and internal body mods. Super interesting, from both gender and modification standpoints.
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Happy New Year! 2010 is finally here and January is already in mid-swing. By now most of us have vowed and failed at our New Year’s resolutions, creating a headache around the whole ordeal. This year I’ve decided to forgo the resolution rush and take my time with deciding what works for me and how to really achieve maximum J.D. awesomeness. So, twelve days into this new year, I’ve finally figured out what 2010 will mean to me and the top five things that I hope to get going in the months to come. And stick or fail… at least I have my porno! Read the rest of this entry »
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I can’t decide whether I want to throw up on my shoes or sprout wings and fly… Jiz Lee, Courtney Trouble and I are running past the front entrance of the Palms Hotel and Casino, exactly three minutes late for the red carpet and the excitement is palpable. Tonight is such a big night and we have spent the last two hours gearing up for our shining moment. I’m wearing a sculptural black strapless mini dress and 6 inch heels, Jiz is in pinstripe pants and chaps and Courtney is looking fierce in a black striped dress with a gold bolero jacket and perfect make-up. And we match. Black and gold, all. Black because we are artists and gold because we are fucking stars. And yes, it’s worth cussing about because life at this moment is very, very good.
We make it to the line up inside a side room at The Palms and breathe a deep sigh of relief. In line is April Flores, looking outrageous in a pink latex confection. She hands me a bottle of snapple mixed with vodka and bless her, I take a swig to soothe my nerves. We made it – in more ways than one; to the venue, to the AVNs and to points in our careers that we each never fully allowed ourselves to dream of. When I did my first scene five years ago, I was just exploring a side of my sexuality and identity that was performative. I had no idea if people would like it. When Courtney started, she just wanted to make authentic and hot queer porn. And Jiz? Well she is just a badass, I guess we all are, we all have been and being here feels like a surreal moment of being cognizant of that.
In line, we are surrounded by other badasses. Joanna Angel and the Burning Angel crew are right behind us looking tattooed, fierce and sexy. Jenna Haze passes us in line and Belladonna and Bobbi Starr soon do the same. Up ahead is the press junket, a long line of camera flashbulbs and correspondents with microphones firing questions. We walk and pose, walk and pose and Jiz and Courtney flank me, two of the sexiest “shortys” I have ever had the pleasure of posing next to. This year the red carpet is running much more smoothly than years past, no one is fighting, a few attitudes are thrown around but hey, this is porn after all and attitudes often inform conceptualizations of sex appeal.
In addition to the quick walk, the lovely set-up and the different location, this year the AVNs have added a “Twitter Pit,” a group of Twitterers brought together for the sole purpose of tweeting about the event and hopefully getting it to trend on Twitter. In the pit are some of our queer porn loving buddies and high on the energy of the red carpet, we decide to pull a little stunt. Well, not so little actually; it is Jiz Lee’s strapped Outlaw cock and she unbuckles her chaps and I whip it out as we all pose for a few more pictures, introducing the AVN world and cyberspace to just how the Queer Porn Mafia does things. Read the rest of this entry »
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2010 AVN Award Nominee for Best All-Girl Couples Sex Scene.
2010 AVN Award Nominee for Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene.
Sunny Leone is smoking hot, so when I saw this film had been nominated for a couple of Best All-Girl AVN Awards this year, I made a mental note to check it out some time. I was definitely not disappointed!
While the slumber party theme is nothing new, I have to say that between the XXX action and the funny dialogue, this one is a winner. Of course, it doesn’t hurt to have Ron Jeremy in a non-sex role and the fact that Joanna Angel’s brief appearance at the end of scene three is absolutely hilarious.
Leone and her boyfriend, Ariel King, set the tone as King begs for a blowjob poolside. This is where we learn that Leone is planning on giving it up that very night for the first time. As far as BJ scenes goes, it’s pretty good, although I suspect Leone has been subduing dudes pursuing her cherry for a long time this way because she surely knows her way around a cock!
There were two scenes that really stood out for me in this one, the all girl strap-on sexing that closes out the movie and, of course, James Deen’s pussy pounding. I super love James Deen and he really gives it to Kiara Diane, Uncle Bill’s stripper, in scene three. You don’t want to miss him bending her over the piano before he finally blows a load all over her face and chest.
The all-girl scene surprised me a little and totally in a good way. These girls really get into it and the strap-on fucking is pretty impressive. I don’t think I’ve seen Leone don a cock before, but she definitely knows how to use it. After drilling Alyssa Reese for a bit, she becomes the center of attention as all three girls team up to get her off.
The great thing about this one is that there’s a good mix of b/g and all girl action. The plot is super cheesy, but that’s the whole point and it’s pretty funny. Fortunately, the don’t overdo it, just enough banter to move the movie along and get to the next hot scene. Overall, this is a hot movie packed full of XXX action and the amazing Sunny Leone.
-The Porn Librarian
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Happy Holiday Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-mini-week stretch! Since this is a short week that ends with a holiday, I figured we’d need all the link lovin’ ammo we could find to make it go by super fast. Of course, if you are like me and panicked about getting everything done on time, you might want it to go a little sloooower. Eh, fast or slow, Link Love is definitely the best way to spend a halfway to the holiday Humpday!
Let’s get to it!
- While this article on sex toys being sold in Finnish supermarkets focuses on the impact it may have on children, I’d rather talk about the fact that there are sex toys being sold in Finnish supermarkets! How cool is that! I hope they are displayed in a pyramid, just like oranges and canned veggies! (via WSN)
- Canadian say no to using body unsafe chemicals in sex toys. I knew there was a reason I loved Canada so much! (via SUNfiltered)
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