Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. And welcome to March – the month that goes in lion and out like a lamb. It’s the month that officially brings us into the spring season, and I could not be happier. There’s nothing I love more than spring… well, watching folks fuck on screen isn’t too shabby either, but spring means I can watch people fucking on screen with the windows open! Anyway, that and the fact that it’s Humpday has put be in a fabulous mood and has me giddy and searching through the interwebs with vigor! Good thing you get the fruits of my labor! So sit back, relax and let’s get to it with a little link love!
- XKCD always seems to get it right, especially when they talk about sex.
- Speaking of things that are geeky awesome – Playing D & D With Porn Stars. That’s right, Dungeons and Dragons… Holy crap, does it get any nerdier/sexier?! I think not. (via Fleshbot)
- Fabulous San Francisco-based queer porn empire Pink and White Productions has recently published their safer sex best practices in porn standards, complete with health resources. Healthy safe sex = Awesomeness. Thanks Pink and White! (via Tiny Nibbles)
- Queer porn star Jiz Lee is all about giving back to the community and is hoping that we will help out too – with a special porno incentive to make it super extra worth your while! We <3 Jiz!
- Finally! A study that tells porn like it is – that it’s not harmful and yes, it can even be beneficial!
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There is no denying that we love porn stars and that we’ve been known to talk often about the special few that we have extra hard girl boners for. We just can’t help it – it’s like we are magnetically drawn to their movies! And once we watch them, we just need to write it up for you guys. And from reading the site, you can probably tell who some of our favorite are… Nina Hartley, David Taylor, April Flores, Jiz Lee, Joanna Angel, and the list really goes on forever, but enough about us. We want to know who YOU love to watch fuck on screen!
Even though we exist AND Oprah dedicated a whole show to it, some people still refuse to believe that women like porn. Well, we want your help in proving them wrong! So comment us up and let us know who you’ve been digitally drooling over. Just think, fi you turn us on to someone we don’t watch as much, maybe we will write about them more? Who knows what’s possible!
Comment Away!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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Happy Humpday! Welcome to the mid-week stretch. It’s a snow day here at HM4Her, as we are right in the middle of the wintry hell-hole that is Philly’s Blizzard 2010. But no worries, as we are fully stocked with food, booze, and internet goodness, which means that I am still working like a champ… just sitting on the couch doing it. For those of you who are stuck inside like we are, screw shoveling – just settle in, grab your computer and have your way with us… our movies, that is! What better way to combat this freezing wintry mix? If you need a breather after already re-watching all of your old standards and checking out our new releases section, sit back, relax and celebrate the snow with a little link lovin’! And for all those folks not stuck in the snowstorm, enjoy your good weather with a porno party and a little link lovin’. Happy Humpday to all!
Let’s get to it!
- Screw boring regular confetti – to get a party REALLY started, toss around cut up bits of nudie mags! Man oh man, DIY projects are so freaking HOT! (via TheFrisky)
- Joslyn James is pissed. The porn star (now best known as one of Tiger Woods’ many mistresses) is not happy the unauthorized use of her image on golf balls being sold by Canadian Novelty. Apart from being upset about the violent undertones of having someone swing a club at her face, I’m sure it’s super annoying to now we linked to a doucher like Tiger for the rest of your life. Honey, golf balls are the least of your problem… Read the rest of this entry »
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It’s been a while since we reviewed a scene from Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes – honestly, I don’t know what the hell is wrong with us because this is one amazing porno. Today I’m looking at the third scene starring some of my favorite people who fuck on film: Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee with Sage Sinn.
If you like strap-on sex like me, this might just be the best 36 minutes of your life. All three women are wielding cocks and they definitely know what they’re doing. Of course, they make use of their mouths and hands too and watching Syd finger bang Jiz while she’s face down on the floor is pretty awesome.
While there’s a ton of hot action, the ending is really the part that blew me away. Jiz is on her back and while Syd fucks her with a big Vixen dong and Sage works her clit. While I know that sounds totally rad, the way she pounds that cock into Jiz’s cunt until she squirts is way hotter than I can express in words.
If you’re a fan of Belladonna’s movie or any of the three amazing stars, this is a must see scene. It’s frenzied and messy and all of those good things I’ve come to expect from a group of people who have a vision for adult that goes way beyond the boring status quo.
By the way, I just have to say I love the country-alt song that starts off the scene. If you pay attention to music in porn like me, this one is a real treat.
-The Porn Librarian
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If there is one person I would intrinsically trust to truly portray the closely woven ties between art and sex, it would most definitely be Madison Young. Not only does this fiery redhead run her own art gallery in San Francisco, Young brings an overtly artful quality to every porno movie she’s made. But unlike other directors, Madison Young doesn’t try to create avant garde experiences that do more to confuse and shock than actually titillate, she directs scenes that are naturally artistic. It’s just the way she rolls. And this movie takes the cake.
More documentary than dirty movie, Thin Line Between Art and Sex breaks down the bonds between art and sex so we can examine the fibers that connect them. A handful of artists from different concentrations and mediums come on one at a time and discuss their work. The group includes writing, film making, dancing, and more, stretching art in many different ways. After the chat, each artist gets naked and gets busy one on one. And that’s where it all changed for me.
I’ll be the first to admit that when I hear art and sex (or porn) in the same sentence, I usually expect some melodramatic art house piece that happens to have naked people fucking. While it can be interesting, I usually get bored by it pretty fast. But this movie was nothing like that. Because each person talked about their experiences in a very personal way, each of their sex scenes actually came off expressing an extension of their craft. It wasn’t about creating an artful movie, it was about exposing the innate artful qualities of sex. So hot. Leave it to Madison Young to once again offer up a sexy think piece that gets our brains just as excited as our junk.
Obviously I had the total hots for Jiz Lee, both during their interview and the super hot kitchen fuck fest after, but I think my favorite pair of the movie was Naga and Carl Hungus in the last scene. The DYI mentality of their art was a major turn on to me, and once they started fucking I was completely sold. I couldn’t tell you why I found it so sexy, but I definitely did. And not to spoil the ending, I was surprisingly turned on when Carl cums in Naga’s butt. I mean, sure I’ve seen men cum inside women before, but rarely in porn… and rarely do I care about it. There was something about the pair that blew my mind and made that act really freaking hot. What can I say, I love a good orgasm!
If you are looking for something smart, sexy and sure to have you thinking about it the next day, this movie is totally for you.
-J.D. Bauchery
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Sitting on the edge of the Love Tub pulling on a pair of light pink long johns, I am beset by two fairly sad thoughts: 1. Seven a.m. is decidedly too early to be awake and ambulatory, especially when I went to bed at 4 a.m.; and 2. Leaving Las Vegas is sadder now than maybe it has ever been before. Why? Looking back at the sleeping faces of my cohort in debauchery these last 72 hours, I realize that the two sleeping lovelies curled up in our king-sized bed are my family and that they helped to make this moment in time a particularly special one.
Porn appears glamorous. And in many ways it is. Getting paid to have sex, especially if you are really into sex, is a dream for many people. The money is good, the hours can be short and sometimes the life feels and looks like living large. But porn can be harsh and seriously unglamorous in the best of times. As with any other work place, there are in-fights and hard words. There is backstabbing and underhandedness not to mention the constant effect of the burn-out and fade away.
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I can’t decide whether I want to throw up on my shoes or sprout wings and fly… Jiz Lee, Courtney Trouble and I are running past the front entrance of the Palms Hotel and Casino, exactly three minutes late for the red carpet and the excitement is palpable. Tonight is such a big night and we have spent the last two hours gearing up for our shining moment. I’m wearing a sculptural black strapless mini dress and 6 inch heels, Jiz is in pinstripe pants and chaps and Courtney is looking fierce in a black striped dress with a gold bolero jacket and perfect make-up. And we match. Black and gold, all. Black because we are artists and gold because we are fucking stars. And yes, it’s worth cussing about because life at this moment is very, very good.
We make it to the line up inside a side room at The Palms and breathe a deep sigh of relief. In line is April Flores, looking outrageous in a pink latex confection. She hands me a bottle of snapple mixed with vodka and bless her, I take a swig to soothe my nerves. We made it – in more ways than one; to the venue, to the AVNs and to points in our careers that we each never fully allowed ourselves to dream of. When I did my first scene five years ago, I was just exploring a side of my sexuality and identity that was performative. I had no idea if people would like it. When Courtney started, she just wanted to make authentic and hot queer porn. And Jiz? Well she is just a badass, I guess we all are, we all have been and being here feels like a surreal moment of being cognizant of that.
In line, we are surrounded by other badasses. Joanna Angel and the Burning Angel crew are right behind us looking tattooed, fierce and sexy. Jenna Haze passes us in line and Belladonna and Bobbi Starr soon do the same. Up ahead is the press junket, a long line of camera flashbulbs and correspondents with microphones firing questions. We walk and pose, walk and pose and Jiz and Courtney flank me, two of the sexiest “shortys” I have ever had the pleasure of posing next to. This year the red carpet is running much more smoothly than years past, no one is fighting, a few attitudes are thrown around but hey, this is porn after all and attitudes often inform conceptualizations of sex appeal.
In addition to the quick walk, the lovely set-up and the different location, this year the AVNs have added a “Twitter Pit,” a group of Twitterers brought together for the sole purpose of tweeting about the event and hopefully getting it to trend on Twitter. In the pit are some of our queer porn loving buddies and high on the energy of the red carpet, we decide to pull a little stunt. Well, not so little actually; it is Jiz Lee’s strapped Outlaw cock and she unbuckles her chaps and I whip it out as we all pose for a few more pictures, introducing the AVN world and cyberspace to just how the Queer Porn Mafia does things. Read the rest of this entry »
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Las Vegas got even pornier than usual this past weekend, playing host to the 2010 AVN Awards and Adult Entertainment Expo! Touted as the Academy Awards of porno, the AVNs celebrate the best and brightest of adult and are a huge deal in the industry. It’s a major honor to even be nominated.
We here at HM4Her have been gearing up for the awards for weeks, reviewing nominated movies daily and generally getting pumped for everyone that received a nod.
So many of our favorite porno folks headed down to the awards this weekend, including Dylan Ryan, who has been blogging for us along the way, and it seems like everyone had a deliciously debaucherous time, whether they came away with an award or not. And while not everyone we were rooting for went home with an award, the winners’ circle definitely included a ton of awesome adult stars and movies that deserve the recognition they received! Read the rest of this entry »
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It looks like an atomic naked lady porn bomb exploded in here.
Walking through the front entrance of the Adult Entertainment Expo, my senses are assaulted by huge billboards of porn superstars in their sexiest poses, fans frantically snapping pictures and salivating over stars signing autographs and and the bumping techno music that fills The Sands conference hall. It is not my first time hitting the AEE floor and I’m jaded but one glance over at Jiz Lee’s wide eyes reminds me of just how overwhelmed I was by this spectacle last year. It’s fairly outrageous and pretty amazing.
Each booth is set up along rows leading to the back of the hall and to even all them “booths” is a stretch; the mega production companies like Wicked and Adam and Eve have set up virtual condo-sized monuments to the work they produced the last year and the contract stars that they have signing in front. Fans wander up and down the aisles, looking for their favorite stars and periodically stopping sexy girls to ask for their autographs. It’s hard to know just who’s “famous” because there are so many beautiful women, most wearing very little clothing and looking very porn chic. There are too many pairs of furry boots to count and many, many g-strings. Read the rest of this entry »
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