Happy New Year’s Eve! Can you believe we are back at December 31st again? Crazy, right? It seems like 2009 flew by here at HM4Her, what with all the awesome changes and exciting additions we’ve had since January. This year brought us an amazing influx of movies, including some of the hottest queer flicks around, as well as some of the best porno parodies we have ever seen and a whole armload of classics that are making their video-on-demand debut!
2009 welcomed our newest team member, the fabulous FrzKey, on board, as well as our awesome behind-the-scenes affiliate managers, Josh and Jessica. Unfortunately we had to say goodbye to some of our friends, including HotMoviesForHer creator, Venus Vegas. While we are sad that we no longer get to work with such an awesome lady, we are super excited that she is still in the industry, working with Stockroom.com, and we see her online all the time.
To finish this year out with a bang, we ladies of HM4Her decided to let you in on what made our year extra special and round up all the stuff that we loved in the last twelve months. Not only do you get our favorite movie picks, you get the top of what we love toywise, bookwise and lifewise too! So sit back, relax and enjoy our little trip down memory lane!
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I’m not sure what I was expecting when I started watching this Jenna Jameson movie, but it sure wasn’t what I ended up with. Maybe I was planning on a tame, erotic romp with lots of passionate kissing and romantic embraces, but that this was not. Featuring Jameson and her real life husband, Justin Sterling, this movie follows shy recluse Jim Mitchell as he falls deeper and deeper in love with Barbara, his masseuse.
While the love affair is really just in Jim’s head, their physical relationship moves to the next level as he pays Barbara to make house calls and fulfill his kinky fantasies. More thriller than traditional porn, this remake (of the award-winning 1990 movie The Masseuse, directed by Paul Thomas as well) is not only super plot based, but offers an attention grabbing story that pulls you in and has you watching til the credits. And that’s nothing to sneeze at when you are talking about porn!
As much as I like that this flick is pretty different than most other pornos I’ve seen, there was something uncomfortable for me when it came to watching a story about stalking and a man entrenched in a disillusionment in the context of porno. I know that porn is all about fantasy and indulging what gets you off, but in the movie they touch on the fact that what’s going on in Jim’s head is not what’s going on in reality. It just felt overly creepy to me. It just goes to show that Sterling, who looks like Michael Cera all grown up, is a surprisingly good actor.
And let’ not forget about now-retired Jenna Jameson. Her acting stills are right on par as well, truly making this movie feel more mainstream and less porn. I guess there is a reason she’s one of the biggest crossover stars ever.
Aside from my personal eek factor, I think this movie is actually pretty hot. Jameson and Sterling have a definite chemistry and it’s easy to see they are totally into each other. And while the fucking is harder in some scenes, even the hardcore kinky sex has a tender touch to it.
All in all, I might not recommend this unexpected movie as the first porn you should ever see, but it’s definitely worth a watch when you are good looking for something a little out of the ordinary.
-J.D. Bauchery
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Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. This last week of Septeber has been crazy with sexin’/porn related news and we’ve been feverishly collecting it for you guys since last Humpday. So less talk, more linkage!
- Cracked mag gives us six horrifying ways to improve your sex life, including poison toad juice and spanish fly, which is actually not a fly, it’s a beetle… a beetle that causes blisters. Hot, right? I think I’ll just stick to sex toys and role playing, thanks.
- Four sex myths that most guys believe. Guess what #1 is. It’s crazy to me to think that some dudes think we don’t watch porn! Come on guys, it’s 2009 – get with the picture.
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Elexis Monroe is your total girl next door… sweet, bubbly and the kind of foxy lady you hope gardens in her short shorts. With her mischievous smile and sultry moves, Elexis rocks the lady lovin’ socks off of whomever she touches and makes love to the camera with little effort. She is equally adorable and sexy all around.
After heating up the porno screen as a staple for Girlfriends Films and other top lesbian studios, Monroe signed on with Sweetheart Video earlier this year as their first ever contract star! Her first feature with them should be out later in the year. In the meantime, see what she has to say about porn bloopers, sushi and animal rights and be sure to check out her awesome movies here on HM4Her.
1. How (and when) did you get started in the industry?
I first started about 10 years ago. I walked into World Modeling after I saw their ad in the newspaper. I thought it was for figure modeling, which to me at the time was Victoria Secret sort of stuff. I walked in, looked around and noticed all the pictures around me were of females mostly naked. I thought ‘okay no biggie.’ I took a few test shots and was handed a list of 10 main contacts. It went from there. I started with magazine shoots, solo modeling gigs, which later progressed to Girl-Girl Sex Movies : ) Years later, here we are.
2. If you weren’t in the adult industry, what would you be doing?
Working with animals or a photographer. I love them both more than life and both are huge inspirations and passions to me. Truth is, after I graduated from college, my plan was to become a Fish & Game Warden for California. : ) Imagine that. Me with a gun, sort of.
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I’m a little embarrassed to say that I didn’t even know this movie existed, but since it is from 2004 BP*, I’m not going to beat myself up about it too much. Instead I’m just going to revel in the amazingness that is Bella Love Jenna.
Let me just start by saying this movie is fucking weird. I expected Belladonna and Ms. Jameson to do it and it to be awesome. What I did not expect was a bizarre murder story with cannibalism, a tiny Dirty Harry on a tricycle and Nazis.
So, the movie starts with a quick story intro before Jameson wheels Belladonna into a room on a gurney. I’m assuming she is dead or something, but fortunately for us, after seeing the XXX goodness that follows, she brings her back to life by eating her out. What follows is a dark and frantic scene with plenty of finger banging and pussy exploring. I have to say this is as dirty as I’ve ever seen the lovely Ms. Jameson and I’m guessing we can all thank Belladonna for it!
What is probably the hardest scene of the flick, but one I found myself draw in by, was the fourth starring Belladonna and Nacho Vidal. For some reason I love watching Bella do dirty things I don’t often seek out in porn. I guess because I have no doubt who’s in control or if she’s getting off! In this one, Vidal drills her ass before exploding on her face – it’s filthy and awesome.
I have to say that not every scene was my cup of tea in this one, after watching a disgusting (it’s the character he’s playing, he’s quite handsome) Anthony Hardwood take a speculum out of Monica Sweetheart and stick it in his filthy mouth in scene two, I chose to skip it. I may have missed something awesome, but I don’t like medical stuff, especially when a dude’s mouth is crusted in something disgusting.
The weirdest thing about this movie is that they actually tie together the whole thing in the end! I’m not saying I understand everything completely, because the sex does distract from the plot, but I was super happy with the ending. I’m not going to ruin it for anyone, but I will recommend you pay attention to Dirty Harry though out the flick. If you like art house porno, definitely take a look at this one – I was pleasantly surprised!
Oh, and by the way, I love Randy Spears just a little bit more after watching his non-sex role in this flick.
*Before Porn – I was once an innocent grad student who’d never seen a porno.
-The Porn Librarian
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We add about a hundred movies a day. Even if I only really want to see one per day, that’s 7 movies or around 14 hours of porn a week I’d have to watch to stay on top of our new movies. Obviously, there are many a movie I would love to check out that slip through the cracks on HotMoviesforHer.com and today’s top five is dedicated to the five movies we’ve added in the past month I really need to make time for.
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And no, we aren’t refering to her boobs… for once.
Porn legend Jenna Jameson gave birth to healthy twin boys this morning in a Southern California hospital. Father is Jameson’s boyfriend and UFC champ Tito Ortiz.
The crossover starlet announced her retirement from porn back in 2008, at the AVN Awards in Las Vegas and went public with the news of her preganacy in September of last year.
But today is the day. Thanks to those twins (not to forget her other “twins”), we welcome Jenna to the wonderful world of MILF.
Congrats Jenna! On the new babies and the new role!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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It’s Humpday! And who better to start off the middle of the week with than Crue man Vince Neil? When it comes to 80’s hair metal, I’ll gladly shed the intro to Link Love and go straight into talkin’ about the coolest guys of the decade.
While I am pretty bummed that some of my favorite hair rockers turned to the dark side (aka. Reality TV – poor Brett Michaels), I’m pretty excited to see them resurfacing into the public eye for something other than a paternity case or drug bust. Anyway, why am I talking about Vince Neil, you ask. Well, it just go happens that our favorite alt porno queen Joanna Angel just hosted Neil’s Poker Tournament in Vegas and gave the Crue member a copy of her new movie Girls Girls Girls 2, which, if you know your hair metal history, is the name of an awesome Motley Crue song. While number 2 isn’t quite ready for public consumption, check out the original Girls Girls Girls!
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Bob Barker’s message lives on in a much hotter form. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have tapped the adult industry to help get their messages across in the latest few ads of the organization. The Jenna Jameson (who is rumored to be prego herself) ad above advocates for spaying and neutering pets while Playboy’s Holly Madision takes on wearing fur. Check out this article for more info.
Funny, it seems like these ads sum up the porn industry in a nutshell – no babies, no hair. Yeah, I’m tasteless, what of it? Thanks HotMovies: The Blog for the heads up.
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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