I’ll admit, when I first looked at “Panty Flash Teacher” I wasn’t sure that I wanted to review it today. After all what’s so special about another blackmail teacher type of plot but it eventually won my curiosity, with pictures of a student’s flaming head, potential futanari and simply by looking slightly better drawn than all the rest in its preview images.
The story starts out with the new teacher, Machiko Natsukawa, headed to work on the train where a few students are causing a ruckus so she goes to try and discipline them. The students decide to humiliate the teacher by pantsing her rather than listening and she ends up punching one of the two to get them off of her. Of course it turns out to be Machiko’s good luck that these same students end up in her class; they immediately start out by humiliating and manhandling her in front of the entire class.
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For today’s hentai offering I went looking for something special, something new, interesting and atypical. I settled on “Ride Of The Valkyrie” because it looked like it had an extra special treat in store for its viewers – futanari.
You see I’ve seen tons of futanari manga’s but like yaoi it’s a rare thing to find in movie format, at least in the states it is. Ok, quick lesson, the term futanari refers to characters (usually depicted as female) who have both genitalia at the same time. Futanari characters genitalia is usually depicted in one of three ways: male genitalia above female organs (cock and balls sprout above the clit), a variation in which the clit becomes the cock, and a final variation on the two previous forms that is ball less. Their cocks also usually tend to be pretty unrealistically huge. These types of characters tend to add a whole new awesome dynamic on your average fantasy sex scene so I was super eager to see one ‘in the wild’ as it were.
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So thanks in small part to my guilty pleasure, Bel Ami, and to the upcoming romantic holiday I was feeling the need for something on the love story side of things. Hard to find in hentai titles but I’m hopeful that “Swallowtail Inn” might do the trick.
The description describes it as the tale of a woman in love – an auspicious start. Yuriko is that woman, a widow and owner of the Swallowtail Inn, after her husband’s death the business falls into greater and greater disrepair. Yuriko struggles with the burdens of trying to keep the business running and occasionally masturbates while doing chores when one day she meets a new man. Hot and mysterious with a complete lack of memory and a sweet helpful nature, Yuriko quickly takes him into the inn and names him Kenji. Shortly after that the secret method of how she’s been keeping the inn afloat is revealed to Kenji, Yuriko has been allowing customers to use her body in all kinds of debauched ways in order to pay the bills.
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Sometimes you feel like tentacle sex – sometimes you don’t. In the interests of getting a little of the beaten hentai track today’s hentai treat is “Foxy Nudes” a humorous take on the diehard career woman who’ll do just about anything to climb up the ladder.
Etsuko Yamanobe is an anchorwoman in a primetime broadcast but in an industry where you’re only as good as the biggest story you’ve ever covered, she’s more than willing to orchestrate one of the biggest media blasts in the country’s history. Etsuko inflames a hostage crisis, in which a wealthy heiress is captured by a former employer of her father’s company, for the sake of ratings and personal glory.
And exactly how does the enterprising Etsuko manage to get everyone involved in this hostage situation to do her bidding? Lots of sex appeal, that’s how. Just flashing her panties is enough to have most of the men Etsuko encounters like putty in her hands, her blowjob negotiation technique quickly has a military commander agreeing to snipe the hostage taker but only on her command. All while she gives a flustered female attendant a crash course in her own method of ‘business negotiation.’
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Happy (late) Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. Yes, it’s not actually Humpday, but flu management duty had me out of the office yesterday, so let’s just pretend that it is… It’s the first week of 2010! We made it! That also means that it’s the first full week back after two short weeks in a row, so this humpday totally needs some extra link loving to remind us that a full week can fly by too. We are also anxiously awaiting the AVN Awards (the Oscars of porn), which happens this weekend in Vegas, so let’s get to the link loving and kick the second half of this week into overdrive!
- Porn star Taryn Thomas already has a Jersey Shore porno parody in the works! A self proclaimed “Italian Guidette from New Jersey,” Thomas began the project as soon as she saw the MTV reality show. To be perfectly honest, I’m not sure how different this flick will be from both the real show, and from all the other porns featuring tan chicks with big boobs, lots of hair and a love for hot tubs…
- While a recent study found that 29% of British women admit that fitting into their old jeans would be better than sex, I actually prefer to look at it like Em and Lo – that 71% of British ladies aren’t putting their skinny pants above getting busy. I think it’s a much better statistic that way. Thanks ladies!
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Happy New Year’s Eve! Can you believe we are back at December 31st again? Crazy, right? It seems like 2009 flew by here at HM4Her, what with all the awesome changes and exciting additions we’ve had since January. This year brought us an amazing influx of movies, including some of the hottest queer flicks around, as well as some of the best porno parodies we have ever seen and a whole armload of classics that are making their video-on-demand debut!
2009 welcomed our newest team member, the fabulous FrzKey, on board, as well as our awesome behind-the-scenes affiliate managers, Josh and Jessica. Unfortunately we had to say goodbye to some of our friends, including HotMoviesForHer creator, Venus Vegas. While we are sad that we no longer get to work with such an awesome lady, we are super excited that she is still in the industry, working with Stockroom.com, and we see her online all the time.
To finish this year out with a bang, we ladies of HM4Her decided to let you in on what made our year extra special and round up all the stuff that we loved in the last twelve months. Not only do you get our favorite movie picks, you get the top of what we love toywise, bookwise and lifewise too! So sit back, relax and enjoy our little trip down memory lane!
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Today, my porny friends, I am nearly beside myself with glee for today we have – new hentai! Oh and it’s good hentai too, excellent artwork, varying storylines even a few with female antagonists, we’ve even got at least one movie that looks like it’s got some futunari in it! There’s just one problem with so many new and exciting prospects, where should I start?
Finally the lure of female agressors was just too much for me to resist and I picked up “Discipline Vol. 1″ to start with. I’m probably in for a real treat the Discipline series has some creative talent in common with the Bible Black series (which is often considered one of the best hentai titles to date) so this is probably going to be totally debauched and amazingly drawn!
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Happy December everybody in the cyberverse! December is full on holiday bliss for, well just about ever religion out there and all those happy shopaholic atheists too and you know, nothing puts me in the holiday season like a little S&M (’cause really I’d love to get a well trained slave in my stocking and maybe a fully equipped Master under my tree, cause I’m greedy like that) so when I saw “School Of Masochists – Perfect Edition” sitting in the archives unreviewed and with English subtitles, well let’s just call this my little gift to me!
It’s clear from the very first scene that the women are likely to be masochists all the way as the male lead, Keisuke, literally kicks one to orgasm (hey, we all know hentai sex scenes are weird by now) apparently he gave the music teacher Izumi a type of vibrating chastity belt, which the poor woman has been wearing constantly for a week. At that point Izumi is desperate to get off and get it off, very desperate indeed. The nudity when it comes is rather disappointing, sexual organs are drawn with a minimum of detail and coloring work but the rest of the body is done with superior detail.
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Well I have to say that this next film “Haitoku No Shojo – Girl of Debauchery” looked rather interesting. From its description, there seems to be at least one shocker in store for the watcher – not that these two innocent looking students have decided to make their teacher their sex slave – but something else entirely. So there’s an added twist on the usual debaucher? Count me in!
From the very start it’s pretty clear that the student’s tutor Hiroko has already been pretty thoroughly broken in already as she greets the pair on her knees, wearing a revealing pink maid outfit and with three bullet vibrators inserted in her pussy. Next comes a game of bondage and blindfolds while the brunette sister, Shizuka, teases both the blue haired Yuki and Hiroko. It’s a pretty hot threesome lesbian scene.
Debauched yes, but kind of boring – at this point without that promise of darker family secrets to come I’d probably switch the movie off. Thankfully right at the point one might usually be sated and thinking of changing the channel the hentai swerves into a flashback that explains how Hiroko came to be fucking her students with such wanton abandon. The tea – it’s always the tea – at least it is in hentai anyway. The pair use a special potion that allows them to introduce Hiroko to the family secret and a few other debaucheries in the process.
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I admit it, sometimes I’m very shallow. Every now and again I pick a hentai title just because the artwork looks superior on the cover. After all with hentai it’s the art you’re getting off to just as much as the fantasy right? So I picked up Dark Future Vol. 1 to review today, the characters looked a little extra gooey on the boxcover but really nicely drawn here’s hoping the movie lives up to that promise.
It’s a good thing that I picked this one for shallow reasons, the subtitles are small and hard for my old eyes to read. I’m a veteran hentai watcher though so I can still follow the plot easily enough (lots of pausing going on) but for less seasoned hentai fans you might miss out on the riveting storyline about a secret society having its way with the students of a particular school.
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