I am on vacation. A real vacation that involves airplanes, cruise boats, tropical destinations and time alone with my girlfriend. I really can’t imagine anything better. While I did not bring my laptop away with us, I did think about it, purely based on the fact that internet in the room equals porn, and we have some pretty freaking amazing stuff that would be perfect to watch in a locked stateroom with your partner and a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign hanging on the door. Here are the top five movies I would have wanted us to watch on our paradise vacay, had I just bit the bullet and packed my powerbook.
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Crash Pad Series – Episode 10: Vai’s Solo: Vai is one of the hottest gals I’ve encountered in the pornosphere. Something about her shy smile and the way that she squirts buckets just gets to me… in a totally good and swoon worthy way. I have yet to introduce this Crash Pad cutie to my life outside of work, and I figure this is as perfect a time as any. |
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Good Dyke Porn: With a title like Good Dyke Porn, you know right off the bat that you aren’t getting any crap. Just hot queers rollin’ around in the hay and havin’ a good time. And when it comes to limited vacation time fun, you need to know you are getting your selection right the first time. |
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Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex: This newest Tristan Taormino flick features five popular porn stars taking on their own rough sex fantasies with partners of their own choice. If that doesn’t sound like the hottest set up in porno history, I’m really not sure what does. With Sasha Grey, Satine Phoenix and Derrick Pierce among the roster, I know this movie is going to shoot to the top of my must watch again list – vacation or no vacation. |
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First Dates: Watching April Flores get plowed as she’s on all fours atop a grungy bar is definitely the highlight of this super sexy, super cute all girl fuck fest. Three scenes of non-stop girl-girl excitement and a fun blind date plot is just what the cruise director ordered! |
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Coffee, Tea Or Me: Like I said, we’re taking a plane, so what better than mile high hotness to give us a few ideas? |
Bon Voyage!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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Only a few minutes ago, Sinclair Sexsmith of Sugarbutch Chronicles launched TopHotButches.com, a “top 100 list in the spirit of AfterEllen.com’s Hot 100 and GO Magazine’s Women We Love, focusing on transmasculine queer people of all kinds – butch, tomboy, androgynous, masculine, AG, stud, dykes, queers, and transmen.”
Along with a bevy of musicians, writers, actors, comics, etc., the insanely hot lineup has some of our favorite porn butches, including: Read the rest of this entry »
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It snowed all day yesterday and today getting to work today was gross. How we started off the week at 50 degrees and devolved into this is beyond me. I could go on and on about my loathing for the winter months, but really, we’d both want to punch me a few minutes in. I started talking about the nasty weather because it’s Wednesday, and even though it’s totally blah outside, it is still midweek! Somehow snow doesn’t seem as bad when you don’t have to get out of bed on Saturday morning – and we are getting closer to that by the second! For those of you chillin’ out with a snowday, I hope you lucky ducks are taking full advantage of Humpday and shagging your socks off!
For the rest of us, here is a little Link Love to get us through this freezing week. Ok, fine, even you snowbound folks can get curled up in your warmest blankets and join in the fun too. See, I’m no Grinch.
Let’s get to it!
- Bren Ryder is starting with the (wo)man in the mirror. (I’m sorry, I couldn’t pass up the M.J. shout out.)
- As Bren talks about going solo on screen, these people are swearing it off, and wearing t-shirts that state as much. I’m not anti-religion or anything, but any group that isn’t down with masturbation isn’t the one for me. Though I do kinda want one of these shirts… is that wrong? (via Feministing)
- Congratuations to Iceland on their new Prime Minister, Johanna Sigurdardottir! Not only is Sigurdardottir the country’s first female Prime Minister, she is also the first openly gay head of state in the world! Sure there have been other leaders that turned out to be homos, but none that came into the gig saying ‘yeah, I’m gay, big deal.’ Plus she’s married to a lady (gay marriage has been legal there since 1996). Way to go Iceland! (via Bust)
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I love porn. Duh, right? Of course I love watching hot sex on screen, but when it comes to porn, sometimes there’s so much more to love than just what’s on the surface. One of my favorite things about porn is the people that make it – whether they are starring in the movies or behind the camera. And while sure, I’d love to see any of these five amazing porn folks naked and squirming in pleasure, I’d also actually love to hang out with them too. They all seem like so much fun!
So, here, in no particular order, are my top 5 porn people I want meet up with for drinks and hang outs.
(I will have to put a little disclaimer that these are people I’ve never actually met. There are a few other people I would have added that I have already hung out with and are amazing, but that didn’t seem fair to include them. And Nina Hartley was a given, so I figured I’d assume everyone already knows she tops the list.)
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I love the ladies. And second to lovin’ the ladies, I love lezzie porn! And lucky for me, we have a ton of lesbian movies – everything from women making sensual love to hot butch dykes pounding away with huge strap-ons – I love it all!
While watching women have sex is pretty awesome no matter what, I will say that I am definitely way more interested in watching lesbians get busy, not just girl-on-girl action – and yes, there is a difference. Pretty much every porn movie that has women in it has at least one girl-on-girl scene, and that all fine and good, but I am all about the lezzies – the actual girl lovin ladies that are hot for the pussy both in front of and behind the camera.
Check out my top five favorite lesbian studios that feature girl lovin girls from around the world! You won’t be disappointed.
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I’ve never been a fan of math, but I’m pretty sure I’ve got the right equation here:
Wednesday ÷ Work Week = Humpday
Humpday + HMFH Blogger Awesomeness = Link Love for all!!
Link Love + you = An Amazing Way To Get Through The Week!
Onward to the links:
- A little something to ensure that you will never have a naked man under your covers again. Like a chastity belt for your bed. (via Jezebel)
- Deep Throat… the musical. Well, not really, but close. Former GoGo’s Guitarist Charlotte Caffey helped score a rock opera about the life of Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace that opens this month in LA. (via AVN)
- Check out the new ep of Live Girl Review that just went up. Then take Audacia Ray’s cue and watch Good Dyke Porn.
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Well, the name says it all really. Did you ever watch something so hot and exciting that you didn’t have words for it? Yep, that’s where I am right now. Well, that and totally smitten with Bren Ryder, the super sexy butch mastermind behind this collection of real dykes really getting off by fingers, fists, dildos, tongues and any other way you can imagine. And it’s all safe sex! Actually, better than that, it’s safe sex with black latex gloves! How hot is that!?
I am a big fan of scene 6, where Ryder fucks a super sexy femme on top and inside of little red pickup truck. Legs around neck, back against the steering wheel, strap on in pussy. Total girl boner just thinking about it! But I’m not sure though if 6 tops scene 7, or “Home Pussy Invasion,” where Bren and two fierce femme fetales sneak into a “unsuspecting” butch’s home and give her the thrill fuck of a lifetime. I love me some butch/femme dynamics, especially when they include a femme with four inch heels and a 6 inch strap on cock! No matter what’s on screen, it’s all amazing with the perfect mix of close ups, face shots and a really fucking good job editing it all together.
All in all, this movie is the kind of unscripted, real porn that includes all the laughing, communication and intimacy that happens when you fuck someone you genuinely want to fuck. It doesn’t feel like you’re watching porn, it feels like you are watching sex. Fuck the thumbs up – this movie gets a raging hard on and a spot in my top five!
-J.D. Bauchery
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“You’ll know it when you see it.” Bren Ryder couldn’t be more dead on when it comes to Good Dyke Porn, both in theory and on her website of the same name. Ryder has taken the dyke porn interweb by storm with her documentary style scenes that embody the intimacy and excitement of real queer chicks having real sex. And lucky us, not only does Ryder work magic behind the camera, she gets in on the action as one of the hottest dykes this side of the computer screen!
Check out Bren Ryder’s website!
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