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Blowfish Video
Happy New Year’s Eve! Can you believe we are back at December 31st again? Crazy, right? It seems like 2009 flew by here at HM4Her, what with all the awesome changes and exciting additions we’ve had since January. This year brought us an amazing influx of movies, including some of the hottest queer flicks around, as well as some of the best porno parodies we have ever seen and a whole armload of classics that are making their video-on-demand debut!
2009 welcomed our newest team member, the fabulous FrzKey, on board, as well as our awesome behind-the-scenes affiliate managers, Josh and Jessica. Unfortunately we had to say goodbye to some of our friends, including HotMoviesForHer creator, Venus Vegas. While we are sad that we no longer get to work with such an awesome lady, we are super excited that she is still in the industry, working with Stockroom.com, and we see her online all the time.
To finish this year out with a bang, we ladies of HM4Her decided to let you in on what made our year extra special and round up all the stuff that we loved in the last twelve months. Not only do you get our favorite movie picks, you get the top of what we love toywise, bookwise and lifewise too! So sit back, relax and enjoy our little trip down memory lane!
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As sad as we were to see Masturbation Month come to an end, National LGBT Pride Month is here and we are super excited! Back in 2000, Bill Clinton declared June as Pride Month to remember the Stonewall Riots, which are considered the start of the gay rights movement. And yesterday, the first of June, President Obama officially proclaimed June 2009 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month and called upon the people of the United States to “turn back discrimination and prejudice everywhere it exists.” Woohoo!
In celebration of queers everywhere, I thought I’d pass on some of my favorite Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender (and queer!) movies to help kick off the month right! Now, in no certain order, a few of my favies:
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Do lesbians have sex? And if so, how? Those are the question the fake documentary in this fake documentary is trying to answer. A mockumentary within a mockmentary? Wait a sec, are you confused too? Ok, back up. This Shine Louise Houston movie follows a crew filming a documentary crew looking at the mating habits of lesbians. Yep, it’s all very National Geographic-esque , down to the tag tracking devices. Basically, Houston took a really funny idea and made a totally smart and sexy queer porno that has just the right amount of high jinks and hotness.
Watching this movie right now is kind of extra fun for me because I just met some of these people for the first time a few days ago, and while I’ve seen their movies tons of times, it’s ever more fun now that I know how rad they are in person too. My favorite scene of the movie was the third, with Will, Papi and Jiz Lee (billed as Beau Flex). The way they fucked with gender and each other was amazingly hot and when Papi fucked Jiz with a strap-on while being fucked by Will with a strap-on – let’s just say I hit rewind a few times. And while it usually does nothing for me, all their intense kissing totally got me even more aroused and ready to go. While three was my favorite, there really wasn’t a bad scene in the movie. From Trouble and Jiz riding the same Hitachi in scene one to watching Will and Papi go at it as a duo at the end, this queer fuck fest kept my attention and kept making me laugh from start to finish. Thanks for another great one Shine!
-J.D. Bauchery
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The spirit of the “Superfreak” himself, Rick James, goes around possessing queers and making them want to fuck. I seriously don’t think a plot gets better than this. Alright, if it were any other director or any other stars, I might question all those other aspects you need to suspend disbelief for, like why Rick James is back and what’s he doin’ with the dykes. But this movie is a Shine Louise Houston creation, starring Madison Young, Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee (to name only a few), so no matter what, I knew this movie would be stellar. I feel totally comfortable making the blanket statement that Houston cannot seem to make bad porn. Everything that comes out of her camera is totally hot and always the finest of production quality. Can you beat that really? I know it sounds like propaganda, but it’s just true. Anyway, back to the Superfreak!
The hotness starts when James hops into Madison Young in scene one, making her work herself into a screaming orgasm with the super powerful Hitachi Magic Wand. What an opener! With a start like that, how does it get better?! Well, somehow Houston powers through to bring us my absolute favorite part of the movie, scene three – with Jiz, Syd and a very lucky kitchen sink. Water play, hand fucking and squirting orgasms galore!! And while I loved loved loved this scene, the interview after the actual movie made it even better for me. Yep, after all the action, Houston goes through and interviews all of the players, giving background stories and discussing the day’s events. Ok, yes, it would be a little processing heavy for some people, but it was right up this academic porno dyke’s alley… in more ways than one!
If you are looking for hot queers, smokin’ sex and lots of laughs, you best get your freak on!
-J.D. Bauchery
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Over here at HM4Her, we are busy gals. Sure, it’s rare to find a time when we aren’t watching porno, but even though we are usually knee deep in tits and cock (the things we do for you guys!), we don’t always get the chance to check out everything we want to see. In fact, every time I run across a movie I think looks hot, I add it to my “Must Watch” list and file it away for another time. Unfortunately (or foruantely, depending how you look at it) we get in so many hot videos that my list is overrun with super sexy smut! What a problem! But being the crafty lady that I am, I think I’ve worked out a solution… Instead of cutting any of my precious flicks, I decided to get my organization on and make my list managable! That’s what this week’s Top 5 Tuesday is all about – the top movies I want to watch, but haven’t quite got to. Hopefully now that I’m putting it out there, I will actually find the time to sit back, relax and get hot on all the stuff I’ve missed!
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Isn’t it always the same old story. Work getting in the way of a relationship and tearing the couple apart. While that adage may be cliché at this point, there is nothing standard about this Blowfish Video fetish flick. Director and star Madison Young brings us a totally fresh perspective of what’s it like to be tied up with work (literally) in this bondage fest based on her own real life experiences. Young is a bondage model whose career is leaving her little time for her girlfriend Gauge (otherwise known as the delectable Jiz Lee). But instead of acting out a whole host of arguments, Madison Young reflects all of her internal struggles, using intricate rope work to both explain her point, as well as titillate her audience.
Aside from the kink and a little bit of fucking (in the more tradition sense), this movie gives way more than most porn movies I’ve watched. Not only is it hot and provocative, it offers up other forms of art, including spoken word pieces read by Young herself. My favorite scenes were the transition parts between the scenes, which have Madison suspended from ropes and trying her best to reach an equally suspended type writer. Sure, it’s not fucking, but it’s pretty awesome.
As for the kink, I really enjoyed scene 5, where Gauge makes Madison “pay” for all the times she’s been hurt in the relationship. Gauge uses her collected tears to weigh down plastic jugs clothes pinned to Madison’s labia. I thought that was super hot, as well as a creative way to present someone’s pain without having some long drawn out monologue. I wouldn’t say that I’m really into kinky movies, but this is one I will definitely be watching again.
-J.D. Bauchery
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