Happy Groundhog’s Day! From what the news said this am, Punxsutawney Phil came out of his burrow on Gobbler’s Knob (best name ever) and saw his shadow, which unfortunately translates to us dealing with six more weeks of winter. Boooo.
But instead of just glumly keeping my gloves and hat by the front door and my gas bill through the roof, this year I’ve decided to stay warm a little differently… with porn, of course!
So, follow my lead and deal with these extra weeks of frigid wind and snowy conditions by filling your mind with warmer temps, sunny locations, and lots and lots of hot hardcore action!
Thinking warm thoughts!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
Ps. I know there are other weather predicting groundhogs out there, but Phil is a Pennsylvania staple and he has a Gobbler’s Knob, so really he wins in my book!
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Now that Memorial Day is behind us, we can finally start the sunny season off right! And what’s the first thing we think of when the weather warms? Vacation, of course! Especially vacations by the beach. All that lounging on the sand and playing in the waves… what could be better?! Humping, of course! I might not be the biggest fan of actually getting down and dirty on the beach (sand + genitals = ew), but I am more than ok with watching it on the screen. In fact, I downright love it. So to celebrate the heat that is summer and the skimpy bikinis that go with it, here are five beach flicks that do sand and surf just right.
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