- Who else knows porn best? News anchor Megyn Kelly’s on-air Lawyer. Definitely stay tuned for the last 30 seconds!
- Speaking of lawyers, a Queens woman and her husband are suing a wig store for an accident where a mannequin head fell on her foot. Apparently the “injury” is disrupting their sex life because she can no longer make a fist with her toes. This actually makes me question – can folks sue for pain and suffering when their injury only affects the way they get off? Valid question!
- This is the week for sexy accident news! A recent car crash in the Florida Keys was caused by a woman trying to shave her bikini line while driving. She was on the way to see her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for action when she arrived. Even weirder, her ex-husband was in the passenger seat, controlling the wheel as she trimmed down. Words defy… (via Jezebel) Read the rest of this entry »
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the mid-week stretch. It’s a snow day here at HM4Her, as we are right in the middle of the wintry hell-hole that is Philly’s Blizzard 2010. But no worries, as we are fully stocked with food, booze, and internet goodness, which means that I am still working like a champ… just sitting on the couch doing it. For those of you who are stuck inside like we are, screw shoveling – just settle in, grab your computer and have your way with us… our movies, that is! What better way to combat this freezing wintry mix? If you need a breather after already re-watching all of your old standards and checking out our new releases section, sit back, relax and celebrate the snow with a little link lovin’! And for all those folks not stuck in the snowstorm, enjoy your good weather with a porno party and a little link lovin’. Happy Humpday to all!
Let’s get to it!
- Screw boring regular confetti – to get a party REALLY started, toss around cut up bits of nudie mags! Man oh man, DIY projects are so freaking HOT! (via TheFrisky)
- Joslyn James is pissed. The porn star (now best known as one of Tiger Woods’ many mistresses) is not happy the unauthorized use of her image on golf balls being sold by Canadian Novelty. Apart from being upset about the violent undertones of having someone swing a club at her face, I’m sure it’s super annoying to now we linked to a doucher like Tiger for the rest of your life. Honey, golf balls are the least of your problem… Read the rest of this entry »
Let me just come out and say that I have been lusting after Lelo’s Gigi for at least a year. I’ve read so many good things about this little rechargeable vibe and I super love Lelo, so I just had to get my hands on my very own! Thanks to Babeland, I can now cross another toy off my wish list because I am now the proud owner of this high-end vibrator.
I hate to do this, but the best way to start off describing the Gigi is to say it’s freaking adorable. At 6.5 inches long (4.5 insertable) it fits in the palm of my hand quite nicely and the 3.5 inch diameter is a great for newbies who are trying to get to their g-spot, not train for the DP Olympics. The most notable thing about this vibrator is head, which is designed to seek out your g-spot without much effort.
The insertable end is made from medical grade silicone and can be sterilized by wiping it down with a 10 percent bleach solution. It’s quite firm and very smooth, which when combined with the diminutive size and some water-based lube, makes insertion a breeze. The flatish head also makes it great for external stimulation because it’s really easy to focus the vibrations wherever you’d like.
I’ve used this toy a bunch of different ways already and see myself reaching for it often. Whether I’m using it for g-spot massage or clitoral stimulation combined with my Pure Wand, it’s pretty damn awesome.
Like all Lelo toys, the Gigi comes with a couple of storage options. I keep mine in the fancy black box that provides storage space for the charger underneath the tray, but there is also a white satin pouch if you prefer something that takes up a little less space.
My only complaint would have to be the control panel. This toy is operated by a single round button that has an X on it to help guide you. Press the left and right buttons you scroll through the seven speeds – the up and down buttons take you through the five function buttons. It seems pretty simple, but I have changed the function when I’ve wanted to change the speed enough times to mention it here. Of course, it is complicated even further when you factor in lube…
Despite that one small issue, this is still a really great vibe. It’s perfect for those of you who are just starting out with g-spot stimulation because it really takes all of the guess work out of it. I’m guessing those of you with a lot of toy experience don’t really need me to convince you that this is a great toy – you probably know enough about Lelo to have figured that out!
Get your own Gigi – it’s currently on sale but the low price won’t last!
There’s no denying that winter is officially here, but thankfully we’ve teamed up with our friends at babeland.com to make sure your extra curricular activities in the bedroom don’t cool down one bit! That’s right, we’re giving away Lelo’s Liv – a super fancy vibe that one lucky reader will win in our random drawing.
The petite powerhouse Liv vibrator by Lelo proves you don’t have to sacrifice quality and elegance for a travel-ready toy. An elegant silicone body houses a powerful motor with five different vibration programs. Holds a charge for two hours. Includes gift box, user manual, charger, satin pouch, and 1-year manufacturer’s warranty.
It’s silicone, rechargeable and comes with a warranty – what more could you ask for?
I’m sure you’re wondering how you can enter this fantastic giveaway. It’s simple, all you need to do is leave us a comment on this post sharing a sexy tip for staying warm this winter and we’ll enter your name in our drawing.
PLUS, if you follow us on twitter and retweet the following after commenting, you’ll earn an extra raffle ticket and increase your chances of winning:
RT @HotMovies4Her is giving away Lelo’s Liv thanks to @Babeland_Toys check it out http://bit.ly/7zroV7
Unfortunately, the contest is limited to our readers who live within the continental US. Sorry. Only comments left before noon (east coast time) this Friday, December 11th will be included in our drawing. Also, please make sure you leave us a way to contact you!
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. And what a stretch it is. There’s nothing quite like coming back to reality after a long weekend away. Even though my inbox wasn’t as crazy as it could have been, the week after a break still seems like it’s about 3 weeks long. But now we are officially in December – the month of giving!! So, let’s start this month off right with a gift that keeps on giving… Link Love, of course!
- Linger, an internal feminine flavoring, brings a minty taste to your lady parts. While this is a no for me because it’s a yeast infection risk, I’m also under the firm impression that vag should taste like vag. (via TresSugar)
I have a few glass dildos in my arsenal, buy couldn’t pass up the chance to check out another once I saw this hand blown toy. Unlike the rest of my collection, this one is completely unique since it’s handcrafted and I think that’s pretty fantastic!
While this is probably kind of silly, the best thing about mine is that it’s orange. I’m not sure if you’ve looked much, but it’s pretty hard to find orange sex toys, a problem I hope manufactures are working to correct right now. Of course, if it didn’t make my toes curl, I probably wouldn’t feel so fondly about this one!
At about eleven inches long with a maximum circumference of about 1.6 inches, this is a good-sized toy. You should remember that each toy is a little different and from the video I’ve embedded below, you can see that there is a noticeable difference in some.
Between the weight, curve and smooth, hard head of this dildo, it’s one of my favorites for g-spot play. It has all of the same elements that make the pjur wand so amazing, although I still love it the best. This is a great alternative for anyone who is intimidated by the steel wand or that would prefer a more whimsical looking toy.
Of course, glass is a great green material and totally safe for your body. I know some people worry because they can’t get the image of the last juice glass they shattered out of their head, but this dildo is totally sturdy and safe. It’s also non-porous, so it can be sterilized for sharing! Glass is also really smooth, which I absolutely love and great for temperature play.
While this one is a little expensive, it’s really cool to have a toy that no one else in the world has. I suppose it wouldn’t be that rad to have a totally unique toy that left your frustrated or bleeding, but lucky for me the Candy Colored Glass Dildo just left me smiling and spent.
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch. It’s crazy windy today and getting increasingly colder out. I guess that’s what happens when it becomes October all of a sudden. Nothin’ like a little Link Lovin’ to warm your heart right up! Thank goodness it’s Humpday.
Let’s get to it!
- The guy in that picture above looks familiar, right? That’s because it’s Eric… from The Little Mermaid. Really. Along with Aladdin, David (from Lelo & Stitch), Gaston, Peter Pan and more – all in little more than their birthday suits. Stuff like this makes me love the internet. (via The Frisky)
I recently recruited my girlfriend to help review all three formula’s of Jimmy Jane’s massage lotion. Since I’ve supported her career for the past seven years, I thought it was only fair that she do the same for me.
She agreed and I explained to her that, in my professional opinion, the only real way to fairly review these products would be to receive extensive massages on consecutive nights with each product. She bought it hook, line and sinker.
First up, let me tell you a little about the Beyond line of massage lotion. If you’re someone who always checks the ingredient list before you buy a product like this, you’re going to be very happy. Beyond lotions are glycerin-free, paraben-free and take advantage of natural ingredients instead of synthetic ones. Many of you will be pleased to hear that they also never test their products on animals.
I can also say that all three left my skin feeling amazing. There’s no oily residue at all, just a silky softness I seek out and often don’t find. They leave my skin feeling hydrated and nourished – in fact I’ve used it as a moisturizer for my legs a couple of times and loved the results.
Since there are three versions of this lotion, it’s best to speak of each a little individually also. First up is Beyond Cooling, the formulation I’ve found myself reaching for the most often. Since it’s summer, I suppose it makes sense that I’m in love with the cooling version, but there’s more than that to it. What really sets this one apart for me is the combination of the cooling effect of the Organic Willamette Peppermint Oil and Cucumber Extract with the amazing scent. I don’t like to be overwhelmed by scented products and fell in love with the light cucumber and mint smell radiating from skin. I kind of want to drink it.
Regarding the cooling aspect of the product, it’s there and it’s nice, especially on a hot summer night as the breeze rolls in from an open window. It’s definitely not an overwhelming sensation, but I suspect that would take more chemicals than I prefer to expose my body to. Or ice.
Next up is Beyond Warming – guess what it does! Besides the obvious, the big difference for me is in how it smells. It’s spicy, more noticeable and reminds me of drinking a warm mug of chai in winter. According to the company, it’s natural warming extracts that cause the light sensation of heat. Again, it’s not going to set you on fire like Bengay, but it totally adds to the massage. I suspect I’ll like it even more once fall comes along.
Finally, we’ve got Beyond Euphoric, which relies on natural plant extracts to release Beta-Endorphins (whatever those are) and to promote relaxation. Any time I’m getting a massage, I’m pretty freaking relaxed, so I can’t really vouch for that, but I can say it’s another fine lotion. There’s a light citrus scent that I really love and I’m not sure if I’m making this up, but I feel like my skin is just a touch softer after using this than the other two. I should point out that they all leave your skin feeling awesome!
If I had to complain about something I’d say that this lotion isn’t great for super long massages. I have a couple of really good massage oils that don’t leave my girl feeling sticky and rub in nicely, but it takes time. Sometimes the slickness of an oil is a lot more fun that lotion. However, that’s really just me grasping for straws. This stuff rocks and I highly recommend it.
I would struggle if forced to pick out a favorite and think I’ll leave that decision up to you. Each offers something a little different, but all three are great and I really don’t think you can go wrong with any of the Jimmy Jane Beyond Lotions.
ps. They’re totally on sale right now over at babeland.com. I have no clue how long this will last, but I just had to say something!
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. This week is a short one for most of us, with July 4th coming up on Saturday. I love me a holiday that only requires eating BBQ and laying on the grass to watch pretty light bursts in the sky. Oh, and Sheryl Crow, if you’re in Philly. Having Friday off just sweetens the deal. Sadly though, not everyone has a three day weekend. For all you unfortunate folks, this link love is dedicated to you. I hope it gets you through til the fireworks!
Let’s get to it!
- Vice Mag’s Conor Creighton takes us along on his tour of sex toy maker Fun Factory’s, well, fun factory in North Germany. Check out the super neat picture (including the one above, the cool quotes and a insider look at the birthplace of some of the best toys out there! (via LizLangely, via WorldSexNews)
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. To me today feels a lot closer to Friday than it does to Monday, so I am ready to help make that a reality to everyone else with a little link lovin’!
Let’s get to it!
- TheyFit condoms are back! The sized-to-fit condoms were available a few years back and disappeared off the market due to some documentation issues (nothing to do with the safety or integrity of the condoms), but they are back now for a limited time. Check out the diagram above to see how TheyFit gets the right measurements from you.
- Father’s Day is coming up this weekend, so be sure to thank Dad for all those important things he’s helped you with you over the years, including these 10 things he inadvertantly taught you about sex.
