Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch! Crazy day around these parts (preparing for vacation!), so let’s get to that link lovin’ STAT!
- Everyone loves porn… even Law & Order detectives. Insert signature L & O doink doink sound here.
- Who else knows porn best? News anchor Megyn Kelly’s on-air Lawyer. Definitely stay tuned for the last 30 seconds!
- Speaking of lawyers, a Queens woman and her husband are suing a wig store for an accident where a mannequin head fell on her foot. Apparently the “injury” is disrupting their sex life because she can no longer make a fist with her toes. This actually makes me question – can folks sue for pain and suffering when their injury only affects the way they get off? Valid question!
- This is the week for sexy accident news! A recent car crash in the Florida Keys was caused by a woman trying to shave her bikini line while driving. She was on the way to see her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for action when she arrived. Even weirder, her ex-husband was in the passenger seat, controlling the wheel as she trimmed down. Words defy… (via Jezebel) Read the rest of this entry »
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Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. And welcome to March – the month that goes in lion and out like a lamb. It’s the month that officially brings us into the spring season, and I could not be happier. There’s nothing I love more than spring… well, watching folks fuck on screen isn’t too shabby either, but spring means I can watch people fucking on screen with the windows open! Anyway, that and the fact that it’s Humpday has put be in a fabulous mood and has me giddy and searching through the interwebs with vigor! Good thing you get the fruits of my labor! So sit back, relax and let’s get to it with a little link love!
- XKCD always seems to get it right, especially when they talk about sex.
- Speaking of things that are geeky awesome – Playing D & D With Porn Stars. That’s right, Dungeons and Dragons… Holy crap, does it get any nerdier/sexier?! I think not. (via Fleshbot)
- Fabulous San Francisco-based queer porn empire Pink and White Productions has recently published their safer sex best practices in porn standards, complete with health resources. Healthy safe sex = Awesomeness. Thanks Pink and White! (via Tiny Nibbles)
- Queer porn star Jiz Lee is all about giving back to the community and is hoping that we will help out too – with a special porno incentive to make it super extra worth your while! We <3 Jiz!
- Finally! A study that tells porn like it is – that it’s not harmful and yes, it can even be beneficial!
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Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It’s Wednesday again and there is a lot going on in the sexy world, so let’s skip the pleasantries and get to it!
- The rumor that the Olympic village is pretty much one giant orgy is not quieted by some of the action we’ve seen on the ice this year – especially during Ice Dancing. The Frisky rounded up some of the… “hottest” stuff we’ve seen on ice so far. Including the U.K. brother/sister team of Kerr and Kerr pictured. Yeah, you read that right… bother/sister team. Woah, right?
- And if sex is the only sport – Olympic or otherwise – that you have any interest in, check out this link heavy look at Winter Olympic Sex by SUNfiltered. Read the rest of this entry »
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Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch! This week we are back in the office! After shoveling out and braving the cold weather, we are off the couch, back in top form and here to bring you all the sexy news that’s fit to print. So, without further ado, let’s get to the good stuff!
- The G-Point mouse – the closest some techies will ever get to a vagina… complete with scrolling clit and a secret spot that brings you to your favorite website or email. (via The Frisky)
- Sasha Grey’s band, aTelecine, is set to have their debut LP released on April 27. Maybe I’m just late to the party, but who knew Sasha Grey made music? She really is the cross-over-est of cross-over stars! Read the rest of this entry »
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Happy Humpday! Welcome to the mid-week stretch. It’s a snow day here at HM4Her, as we are right in the middle of the wintry hell-hole that is Philly’s Blizzard 2010. But no worries, as we are fully stocked with food, booze, and internet goodness, which means that I am still working like a champ… just sitting on the couch doing it. For those of you who are stuck inside like we are, screw shoveling – just settle in, grab your computer and have your way with us… our movies, that is! What better way to combat this freezing wintry mix? If you need a breather after already re-watching all of your old standards and checking out our new releases section, sit back, relax and celebrate the snow with a little link lovin’! And for all those folks not stuck in the snowstorm, enjoy your good weather with a porno party and a little link lovin’. Happy Humpday to all!
Let’s get to it!
- Screw boring regular confetti – to get a party REALLY started, toss around cut up bits of nudie mags! Man oh man, DIY projects are so freaking HOT! (via TheFrisky)
- Joslyn James is pissed. The porn star (now best known as one of Tiger Woods’ many mistresses) is not happy the unauthorized use of her image on golf balls being sold by Canadian Novelty. Apart from being upset about the violent undertones of having someone swing a club at her face, I’m sure it’s super annoying to now we linked to a doucher like Tiger for the rest of your life. Honey, golf balls are the least of your problem… Read the rest of this entry »
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Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. And welcome to February! We are officially out of the first month of the year and really starting to get going on 2010. The weeks may go by slowly, but those months just fly right by! So let’s slow down and savor the link loving – and of course celebrate the humpiness that is Humpday!
- While they are just about as exciting as an anime love pillow in my book, at least these mouse pads are ergonomically correct, with nice, cushy wrist rests.
- Not something you see every day – a cervix piercing. BMEzine has an article (with pictures!) about Ash Crawford’s post-gender experience and internal body mods. Super interesting, from both gender and modification standpoints.
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Happy Humpday! Welcome to the mid-week stretch. There are lots of links to be loved this week, so let’s get to it!
- Sex, explained by pens. I guess the Pen 15 club finally wrote a handbook…
- Is sex causing an increase in instances of carpal tunnel syndrome? Some say it’s so, but I’m putting my money on excessive computer use… and tying those together – internet porn. (via The Frisky)
- Queer porn performer extraordinaire Jiz Lee give us an in depth look at a few Holes hit by gay porn. I kind of wish it was a video blog… note to self: ask Jiz for video blogs.
- Mariah Carey recently called into husband Nick Cannon’s radio show pretending to be a woman that loves watching porn and saying “I think everyone should experiment with porn… I’m talking about porn like the really hardcore stuff.” I don’t really get the joke here, since there is nothing wrong with loving porn, but I do know it would be awesome if it turns out to be true! Finally, something to make up for Glitter… (via Jezebel)
- A California school district wanted to pull the Merriam-Webster Dictionary from it’s k-8 schools because it contained the definition for “oral sex.” Seriously – they wanted to ban the dictionary! Words are failing me… guess I need that filthy, filthy DICtionary… Update: They are not BANNING the dictionary, just merely putting under tight restriction.
- A new study links long term unemployment to increased sex drive. Well, I guess if there’s nothing else to do… Unfortunately the study ties the unemployment/sex study to risky sex behaviors and general disregard for sexual health and safety. Damn. (via Jezebel)
- And lastly, a German home shopping network accidentally brings a little life to home shopping networks.
Hope this gets you through til the weekend!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It’s been a busy week so far, with no signs of letting up (it is gonna be a crazy spring around here), so sorry this Link Lovin’ is coming a little late in the day. I’ve been a busy beaver all day and finally I get to celebrate the awesomeness that is Humpday! Let’s get to it!
- Our favorite mini octogenarian sex educator, the fabulous Dr. Ruth Westheimer has been named Washington D.C.’s Honorary Secretary of the Department of Love and Relationships! Alright, fine, it’s just a marketing ploy to stimulate tourism in the capitol city. Still, it would be pretty freaking awesome if it was real. This country could seriously us it.
- Real Dolls are getting a makeover! The high-end love dolls are partnering up with Wicked Pictures to produce a line of realistic, fully articulated versions of Wicked’s contract stars, including Alektra Blue and Jessica Drake. I wonder if the dolls will start doing porn as well… (via The Frisky) Read the rest of this entry »
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Happy (late) Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. Yes, it’s not actually Humpday, but flu management duty had me out of the office yesterday, so let’s just pretend that it is… It’s the first week of 2010! We made it! That also means that it’s the first full week back after two short weeks in a row, so this humpday totally needs some extra link loving to remind us that a full week can fly by too. We are also anxiously awaiting the AVN Awards (the Oscars of porn), which happens this weekend in Vegas, so let’s get to the link loving and kick the second half of this week into overdrive!
- Porn star Taryn Thomas already has a Jersey Shore porno parody in the works! A self proclaimed “Italian Guidette from New Jersey,” Thomas began the project as soon as she saw the MTV reality show. To be perfectly honest, I’m not sure how different this flick will be from both the real show, and from all the other porns featuring tan chicks with big boobs, lots of hair and a love for hot tubs…
- While a recent study found that 29% of British women admit that fitting into their old jeans would be better than sex, I actually prefer to look at it like Em and Lo – that 71% of British ladies aren’t putting their skinny pants above getting busy. I think it’s a much better statistic that way. Thanks ladies!
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