Here in Philadelphia, it has been one heck of a crappy winter. If if isn’t snowing or dropping some other accumulation of “wintry mix” on our heads, we have to avoid giant snow banks and treacherous puddles of icy slush on the ground. Basically, it’s the pits! We are over 70 inches of snow this season, with the forecast calling for more tomorrow night into Thursday. Ug! Saying that I am over snow would be a gross understatement.
So, this week we are in “wing and a prayer” mode and hoping that if we watch enough warm, sunny outdoor porn, it will magically become spring and we will be able to step out of the house in something other than snow boots. So, here’s hoping… our Top Five warm and sunny outdoor porns! Read the rest of this entry »
We all ready know how much fun sex can be but it seems like some rather forward thinking park owners have taken the old sexy fun theme to bold new realms! China is set to open its first ever sex theme park, Love Land, which will feature naked statues, as well as giant replica genitalia and is meant to improve sexual education in that country.
The idea sounds – interesting – though I have to admit the “sex theme park” that opened in London two years ago, with its spankometers, orgasm tunnel and erogenous zone searchable dummies, sounds much more fun over all. There’s even a theme park in Korea, with the same name as the Chinese park, which looks like a totally awesome vacation spot – the water fountains alone are priceless!
There is one burning question that came up while I was reading about China’s latest theme park, why don’t we have one? America is crawling with theme/amusement parks (there’s one in just about every state) but there’s no sign of a theme park with a sexier appeal – unless DollyWood counts. Sounds like the perfect date destination for inquisitive couples and singles alike!
Edit – Thanks to all the advance publicity, the park had an early inspection by Chinese officials and was demolished for being vulgar.
Joanna Angel is the Jewish pornstar. Okay, she may not be the only Jewish porn star, but in my book, she’s the one I look to when I need a good Passover post (coming up soon!). Apparently I’m not the only Jew that’s got a thing for Joanna. Heeb Magazine seems to be pretty hung up on this Herbrew hottie as well, and even invited her to their storytelling night, where Miss Angel told Jewish anecdotes and generally wooed the crowd. Luckily, someone from the mag was filming and posted it to YouTube, complete with cuts of Joanna’s best works.
This is seriously awesome, so take a minute to relax, kick your feet up, and get to hear all about Joanna’s super Jew upbringing and her fabulous family.
Looks like my Purim gift finally arrived! Let’s just say I wouldn’t say no to her hamantaschen…
Well, it finally happened. All those cell phone on vibrate mode jokes can now rest in peace because someone finally made an iPhone application that turns the phone into a mobile massager for “releasing tension and stimulating nerves” wherever you may be. Holy orgasms on the go! But more than that, this ap can control the intensity of the vibrations – with 8 intensity levels! And for only about a buck, this shiny new addition is on the cheap (well, if you already have the iPhone, which is not on the cheap itself).
Seriously, what can’t this magical techie dream machine do? I bet it will cure Cancer next week.
Vegas got hit hard last month. All the biggest names in porno decended upon the strip in hopes of winning a coveted AVN Award (an Oscar of adult movies) and to meet and greet their fans at the Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE). Not only does the AEE get a slew of porn personalities, it’s the place to launch and exhibit the latest in toys and technologies havin’ to do with sex. Pretty hot, huh? Well, HotMoviesForHer’s own Venus Vegas was there, hanging out with all the coolest pervs. And lucky us, she got pictures! Check out some of favorite shots below.
In the back alley the street light flickered as the woman slipped inside the dilapidated building. She wore her tan trench coat collar turned up and a dark hat pulled down over her blonde curls.
Inside the building the parlor was decorated in red velvet and sashays of purple bunting that hung over most walls. An older woman stood behind a counter and taking one look at the disguised woman knew exactly what she was after.
“The usual?” the woman behind the counter said, her voice startling the woman who looked around skeptically.
“I-I-I don’t know,” the woman stammered, looking around at the lewd photos and the overpowering smell of vanilla. “I’ve never been here before. My friend recommended this–you see it‘s my husband–he runs around on me and I just–”
The older woman waved away the younger woman’s story. “Your story won’t affect what goes on here. What do you want?”
The younger woman thought carefully. “I want everything.”
The older woman smiled. “Very good. Give me a moment.”
She turned and disappeared through a beaded curtain that hung instead of door and the young woman looked around the parlor again, suddenly overwhelmed by the sheer bourgeois of the place.
The older woman returned wearing a very satisfied smile. “Follow me.”
For me, horror movies and porn go together like peanut butter and jelly. They just work so well as a team. And with Halloween coming up just around the corner, I get plenty of excuses to watch and write about as many scary sex flicks as I want! Sure, some of those ’80s porns with big hair and lots of rouge are pretty scary themselves, but when it comes to fright night, these Top 5 Halloween pornos are what I want to see. Blood, guts and boning! Happy Halloween!
I’m not sure if you noticed this, but everything Tristan Taormino touches basically turns to gold. Whether she’s tackling open relationships in her latest book or teaching the masses the joys of anal sex in her educational video series - she consistently produces amazing sex ed materials. And if you’ve checked out any movies in her Chemistry series, you know she can shoot a pretty hot porno too! Like so many sexperts, she’s put in her time at Babeland and they recently posted a new interview with this amazing woman!
Here’s a taste, but head over to babeland for the rest!
What did you learn at Babeland that helped you in the wide world of sex education after you left? I think one of the most important lessons for me was to leave my own sex life out of it, and approach everyone without any judgment. I needed to meet each person where they were at. When someone said, ‘I am looking for something big,’ I asked them to show me what they meant, rather than assuming. You need to listen to people, empower them to ask for what they need and want.
You’ve long been seen as the “Anal Sex Guru” – did you have any idea starting out that you would become so associated with that particular sexual activity? Well, I did write the book on the subject! Really, I don’t feel pigeon-holed or anything. If I am forever known as the anal sex expert, I am okay with that.
Be sure to check out the fourth volume of Chemistry. It’s the orgy edition, so i’m thinking you’ll be glad you did!
Although you may not be aware of this, a friend recently pointed you out to me and I’ve had a hard time getting you out of my mind since. You see, I have a feeling we’re meant to be together. I love dirty books too. We already have so much in common.
On top of publishing hot classics that every pervert should read, you make an effort to do so sustainably. How hot is that? You’re like the brainy smart chick sitting in the front row of a lit class combined with the free lovin’ hippie chick who rarely shows up. I spent the entire class fantasizing about them before you came along and demanded my attention.
Light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Bookkake.
Well, obviously Lexington does not love Nyomi Banxxx enough to spell her name correctly on this compilation of her best Mercenary scenes. The good thing is that no matter how you spell her name, she’s hot as hell. Four of the six scenes also feature Lexington Steele, who’s one of the best (and biggest) male stars working today. Scene four is shot POV style, and while I’m typically not a fan of POV films, this is really great. Banxxx is stunning (despite some crazy hair) and this pervert loved watching her ass jiggle as the man of Steele fucks her from behind. Banxxx has always stood out for me as a performer and watching her best scenes back-to-back has officially made me a fan. I love that she’s a bit wild and she’s not too bad on the eyes either! -The Porn Librarian
