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Movie Reviews - Trans/Queer
I love me some butch chicks – there is no denying that. Fucking with gender is not only awesome because it breaks preconceived ideas of gender roles into little bits, it’s really freaking hot as well. A gal in a tie and strap-on harness makes me weak at the knees. What can I say – I’m hot for butch/femme dynamics.
But as the femme lady I am, I sometimes crave something a little different – a little more feminine. And by that, I don’t mean delicate or weak. I mean girls in thigh-high fishnets and heels, with lots and lots of bright red lipstick. Toss in a string of pearls to push me over the edge. And lucky for me, Reel Queer Productions rounded up a bunch of super sexy femme dykes to get down and dirty – high heels and all!
Femmetastic is just what this awesome girlie dyke romp is! Ladies acting ladylike all over each other’s wet and tingly bits, infused with vintage clips of women in the ‘50s. Does it get any better? And those extra pieces did way more than just fill space. They totally set the sexy/campy vibe for the whole movie, which spans the entire realm of campy awesomeness – from two horny ‘50s housewives looking to iron each other’s wrinkles and frost one another’s cakes to Mormon sister wives having a play date while their husband and other sister wife are away! Amazing!
My favorite scene (3) features the super sexy Dylan Ryan having a solo go at it atop a washer in the laundromat. While I love watching Ryan in partnered scenes (especially with her real life beau, Trucker Cash), this sex kitten is fierce enough to hold the entire scene together with her freshly painted lips, unbuttoned jeans and moans of pleasure. Plus, she is in a laundromat! What an amazingly HOT fantasy! That and you get a free giant vibrator once the spin cycle starts. Double score! This scene is seriously moving to my list of must re-watch porn STAT.
Another big favorite about this movie is that though it is femme-on-femme action, there are still strap-ons being used. Seriously, I’m so glad someone is finally letting the world know that no matter how short and sexy your skirt is, sometimes there is a giant silicone dick hiding underneath. Wow, even typing out that sentence has me panting a little. That said, I need to get off the keyboard and get back to pre-occupying my hands…. Definitely check these Femmetastic ladies out!
-J.D. Bauchery
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It’s been a while since we reviewed a scene from Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes – honestly, I don’t know what the hell is wrong with us because this is one amazing porno. Today I’m looking at the third scene starring some of my favorite people who fuck on film: Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee with Sage Sinn.
If you like strap-on sex like me, this might just be the best 36 minutes of your life. All three women are wielding cocks and they definitely know what they’re doing. Of course, they make use of their mouths and hands too and watching Syd finger bang Jiz while she’s face down on the floor is pretty awesome.
While there’s a ton of hot action, the ending is really the part that blew me away. Jiz is on her back and while Syd fucks her with a big Vixen dong and Sage works her clit. While I know that sounds totally rad, the way she pounds that cock into Jiz’s cunt until she squirts is way hotter than I can express in words.
If you’re a fan of Belladonna’s movie or any of the three amazing stars, this is a must see scene. It’s frenzied and messy and all of those good things I’ve come to expect from a group of people who have a vision for adult that goes way beyond the boring status quo.
By the way, I just have to say I love the country-alt song that starts off the scene. If you pay attention to music in porn like me, this one is a real treat.
-The Porn Librarian
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Coming back to watching a Pink and White movie is like hanging out with an old lover. It’s been a while since I’ve reviewed from this awesome studio, but it feels comfortable and relaxing to settle down for a viewing. They always know just how to press my buttons and make sure I leave the experience with a big smile on my face. Sure, there have been a ton of other amazing queer porn studios on my horizon since the last time we were together, but it doesn’t change how I feel about my old friend. And this rowdy romp with Stella and Cash totally brought me back to that happy place that only CrashPad can. Sigh, memories… now onward to the fucking!
I totally love that the whole butch/top-femme/bottom stereotype is challenged and that Cash gets the pounding of her life with Stella behind the cock. And it’s an even bigger bonus that we get to watch Cash thoroughly suck Stella’s dick. Seriously, I love watching me some strap-on dick sucking! Once Stella gets into her groove (yeah, I went there), we get the super hot angle of not only watching her dick go in and out, but also the strap of her harness rub right against her clit. It was a total win situation all around.
Back to the whole tom/bottom switcheroo (which really isn’t, because butch chicks love getting fucked as much as femmes and femmes love fucking as much as butches), I really enjoyed watching Cash hold her hairy legs up by her face. There is something very natural and raw about hair that heightens the experience for me. And really, I can’t think of much better than a butch chick with all her hair intact. What can I say, it’s just how I roll.
And as much as I completely enjoyed watching Cash get plowed, Stella getting fucked from behind was definitely my favorite part of the movie. I love that the focus was more on her face and body and less on genital close ups – though I’m glad we got those too. And oh man, when she asked to be flipped over… I fan myself even as I write it. Insanely hot. I will say I’m not a huge fan of breath play and cutting off oxygen, which there seemed to be a little bit of, but Stella was over the moon about it, so who am I to complain? I will say this though – Stella and Cash both followed my own sex mantra… if you aren’t sweaty and your hair isn’t messed up by the end, you aren’t having fun.
This movie as a whole was awesome and I totally recommend it to anyone that loves some good old fashion queer fucking. Thanks for another fabulous evening, Pink and White. I’ll be back soon.
-J.D. Bauchery
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If there is one person I would intrinsically trust to truly portray the closely woven ties between art and sex, it would most definitely be Madison Young. Not only does this fiery redhead run her own art gallery in San Francisco, Young brings an overtly artful quality to every porno movie she’s made. But unlike other directors, Madison Young doesn’t try to create avant garde experiences that do more to confuse and shock than actually titillate, she directs scenes that are naturally artistic. It’s just the way she rolls. And this movie takes the cake.
More documentary than dirty movie, Thin Line Between Art and Sex breaks down the bonds between art and sex so we can examine the fibers that connect them. A handful of artists from different concentrations and mediums come on one at a time and discuss their work. The group includes writing, film making, dancing, and more, stretching art in many different ways. After the chat, each artist gets naked and gets busy one on one. And that’s where it all changed for me.
I’ll be the first to admit that when I hear art and sex (or porn) in the same sentence, I usually expect some melodramatic art house piece that happens to have naked people fucking. While it can be interesting, I usually get bored by it pretty fast. But this movie was nothing like that. Because each person talked about their experiences in a very personal way, each of their sex scenes actually came off expressing an extension of their craft. It wasn’t about creating an artful movie, it was about exposing the innate artful qualities of sex. So hot. Leave it to Madison Young to once again offer up a sexy think piece that gets our brains just as excited as our junk.
Obviously I had the total hots for Jiz Lee, both during their interview and the super hot kitchen fuck fest after, but I think my favorite pair of the movie was Naga and Carl Hungus in the last scene. The DYI mentality of their art was a major turn on to me, and once they started fucking I was completely sold. I couldn’t tell you why I found it so sexy, but I definitely did. And not to spoil the ending, I was surprisingly turned on when Carl cums in Naga’s butt. I mean, sure I’ve seen men cum inside women before, but rarely in porn… and rarely do I care about it. There was something about the pair that blew my mind and made that act really freaking hot. What can I say, I love a good orgasm!
If you are looking for something smart, sexy and sure to have you thinking about it the next day, this movie is totally for you.
-J.D. Bauchery
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Courtney Trouble’s Roulette series is back! And this time she is goin’ all the way down… south – that is, to check out how queers screw, southern style. Here’s a hint: They fuck just like us Yankees, but the hotter temps crank the steam up to overdrive. Swoon. I need to get me a hand fan and a Mint Julip! I do declare!
I seriously don’t mean to sound like a broken record, but Courtney Trouble’s movies are just really freaking amazing. Aside from her dedication to giving queers a space to get busy and get off on camera, Trouble makes sure that her flicks feature real bodies and real representation of the queer community. She takes radical queer sex out of the closet and brings the way that I fuck to the screen. And she does it with an artsy, hella sexy style that makes her movies so much more than just masturbation fodder.
When it comes to my favorite scene of this queer fuck-stravaganza, it’s pretty much a dead tie between Basil jerking off in scene three and Courtney Trouble’s hotel hotness with wife Pepper Sox in scene four. I mean, how do you choose a winner when one features dinosaur blankets and the other offers up fun with njoy’s Eleven. I can’t think of a bigger stalemate than that. Luckily I don’t have to have one favorite and I can enjoy both Basil’s dino blanket jack off and Trouble’s super sexy squirt scene (her first!)! I win… twice!
-J.D. Bauchery
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So it’s award season and normally I’d be sulking, a lot, because it’s always the Nacho’s and Buttman’s and rarely the Nica Noelle’s of the porn world getting the recognition. Fortunately this year whining will wait till I get to the Animation of the Year category, because this year Reel Queer Productions “Speakeasy” was nominated!
Why am I excited? Why am I ever excited, it’s either boobs or hot men and this time it’s both! My new favorite female to male transgendered performer Billy Castro plays a prominent role in “Speakeasy.” Sorry Buck, you’ll always have a tender place in my libido but Billy has that something extra I crave – hair! This will also be my first viewing of a Reel Queer Productions film so I’m all a twitter with good expectations.
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I always have something good to say about Courtney Trouble’s movies. Whether it’s about the insanely hot fucking or even about the song choice, I can easily go on and on about how excited I am. This time is different. It’s not that I didn’t love on a ton of things in this flick… it’s that I am speechless. Seven Minutes In Heaven: Coming Out is just that good. Screw seven minutes; this was more like 1 hour and 58 minutes of heaven for me.
Featuring seven newbie performers with seven diverse bodies and personalities, this queer sex romp chronicles what happens when you let a game of spin the bottle evolve into a natural experience of pairing off debauchery. And with Courtney Trouble behind the helm, you know you are getting the full story of real sex, real passion and a whole hell of a lot of real queer fun! I would swoon if I wasn’t already plum tuckered out from watching!
I’m not gonna lie – I seriously loved each of the eleven scenes this movie had to offer. In classic Trouble fashion, I never felt like I was watching porn really. To me, her movies are watching sex. Unscripted, unapologetic and totally fucking hot. It’s watching how I fuck on screen. And for that, I know I, for one, am grateful. Anyway, onward to the actual sexin’!
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Welcome back to our play-by-play scene review of Belladonna’s latest lesbo masterpiece! Onward to scene two, where we get the delicious duo of zaftig sexpot April Flores and the fabulous Jiz Lee. What a pair!
With no plot, background music or any distractions, this movie gets right down to the fucking. The scene starts with Jiz at the piano, fully dressed and playing a little ditty for April, who soon can’t take it anymore and comes at Jiz full of sweet kisses and dirty plans. The action begins as Jiz unbuttons her shirt and April goes to town, licking and kissing her body. Soon Jiz is face first in April’s pussy, but not before teasing her and licking her boots and taking her time to get there. And that sets the tone of the whole scene – sexy and fun, but hardcore and ready to please. This is a Belladonna movie, after all.
I love that April gives Jiz a blow job. There is something so subversive and sexy about blowing a strapped on cock that really makes the experience for both people. And you know April does it right, totally getting into it with lots of eye contact and giggles. Jiz’s face looks completely blissed out and turned on at full capacity. I can’t say that I’m a huge fan of spit play, which there was some of, but it wasn’t super extreme and didn’t go on for too long.
One of my favorite parts of the scene is when Jiz starts fucking April from behind and you can hear the first moans of penetration. While she goes slow for the first few strokes, Jiz loses no time gaining momentum and fucking April at full speed. Hearing April say “stick it in me” totally blew my mind and had me fanning myself. Especially when Jiz complies.
I’m not gonna lie, I wasn’t too keen on the punching and choking parts of the scene. Even though I know they are 100% consensual and thoroughly enjoyed, it still makes me a little squeamish and turns me off a bit. But luckily I came right back on as April started to come, moaning louder and louder and yelling “oh my god” with that almost there shake to her voice.
But when it comes to my absolute favorite part of the scene, it is definitely when April is fucking Jiz and they are face-to-face kissing. The camera is really tight in their faces as they kiss each other’s noses and giggle. It really feels like we are privy to a private moment between lovers that is sweet and so sexy at the same time. Totally hot.
Be sure to stay tuned for our review of scene three – starring Jiz, Syd and Sinn Sage. I can’t wait!
-J.D. Bauchery
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I have a confession to make; I have a tinsy little mildly confusing crush on Buck Angel. Ever since I first laid eyes on this absolutely scrumptious transman I’ve been all a flutter – but here’s the thing, up till now I haven’t seen any of his work! Though I way to much about his personal life (thanks to a long stint as a celebrity blogger) I’ve never seen his talents first hand, so when I realized he’d come out with a new movie I jumped on it with both feet and screamed dibs!
Yeah, I’ve got a total crush cause while Buck is giving his intro I’m giggling like a school girl and watching his pecs ripple. It doesn’t take long before we jump off the dialogue and into the hot naked action. I have to admit that I wasn’t a fan of the music Buck chose for the scene but the hot muscular slab of man meat he chose to partner with him soon had me tripping over my own tongue. The scene is super passionate and seems to encompass every room in the house and every possible fuckable surface.
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Yesterday marked the kickoff of Transgender Awareness Week 2009, the time of year when folks bring special attention to the discrimination and violence that trans people face every day, all for just being themselves. Along with actions, panels, performances and awareness events all over the country, the week culminates with International Transgender Day of Remembrance on November 20th, when we pay tribute to all the transfolks who have been killed by prejudice and hatred.
We here at HM4Her know how important transgender awareness is to the fight against discrimination and ignorance. To do our part in creating a culture of awareness, we want to make sure everyone knows about the amazing trans porn studios that we are so very lucky to carry!
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