
Let me just come out and say that I have been lusting after Lelo’s Gigi for at least a year. I’ve read so many good things about this little rechargeable vibe and I super love Lelo, so I just had to get my hands on my very own! Thanks to Babeland, I can now cross another toy off my wish list because I am now the proud owner of this high-end vibrator.
I hate to do this, but the best way to start off describing the Gigi is to say it’s freaking adorable. At 6.5 inches long (4.5 insertable) it fits in the palm of my hand quite nicely and the 3.5 inch diameter is a great for newbies who are trying to get to their g-spot, not train for the DP Olympics. The most notable thing about this vibrator is head, which is designed to seek out your g-spot without much effort.
The insertable end is made from medical grade silicone and can be sterilized by wiping it down with a 10 percent bleach solution. It’s quite firm and very smooth, which when combined with the diminutive size and some water-based lube, makes insertion a breeze. The flatish head also makes it great for external stimulation because it’s really easy to focus the vibrations wherever you’d like.
I’ve used this toy a bunch of different ways already and see myself reaching for it often. Whether I’m using it for g-spot massage or clitoral stimulation combined with my Pure Wand, it’s pretty damn awesome.
Like all Lelo toys, the Gigi comes with a couple of storage options. I keep mine in the fancy black box that provides storage space for the charger underneath the tray, but there is also a white satin pouch if you prefer something that takes up a little less space.
My only complaint would have to be the control panel. This toy is operated by a single round button that has an X on it to help guide you. Press the left and right buttons you scroll through the seven speeds – the up and down buttons take you through the five function buttons. It seems pretty simple, but I have changed the function when I’ve wanted to change the speed enough times to mention it here. Of course, it is complicated even further when you factor in lube…
Despite that one small issue, this is still a really great vibe. It’s perfect for those of you who are just starting out with g-spot stimulation because it really takes all of the guess work out of it. I’m guessing those of you with a lot of toy experience don’t really need me to convince you that this is a great toy – you probably know enough about Lelo to have figured that out!
Get your own Gigi – it’s currently on sale but the low price won’t last!
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Let me just begin by saying I’m pretty excited that Fun Factory has gone ahead and updated a toy that so many women have raved about in the past. The original SmartBalls got a lot of praise, but this company saw a way to improve one of their most popular toys and took the time to do it right.
I was pretty psyched when I received the newish SmartBalls Teneo Duo for review from Goodvibes.com. I have some Ben Wa balls, but never got my hands on the original SmartBalls. Since the Duo is crafted from 100% medical grade silicone instead of Elastomer like the originals, I think it was well worth the wait!
So, the Duo is a set of Ben Wa type balls that are designed to strengthen the PC muscle. All you need to do is insert them and then go about your business. The vibration of the inner balls will cause your PC muscle to work to keep everything in place and you get a workout that will lead to better orgasms! It’s really simple and equally important to do your kegels – everyone with a vagina should make sure to exercise daily.
The Duo has an interesting texture that includes a finger groove that is meant to help insert the toy. I definitely recommend you use a water-based lube (they include a sample) for insertion as they are pretty big. Because they are made from silicone, you should not use a silicone-based lubricant because it could ruin them. Once inserted, as long as you’re moving, you’re exercising! I have gotten in the habit of using mine after work when I go through my daily cleaning routine.
The greatest thing for me is that they can be sterilized by wiping them down with a 10 percent bleach solution. While I’m not sharing them, I use them all the time and I love the fact that I can be sure of their cleanliness every time I use them. I’m especially thrilled that the retrieval cord is made from silicone because toys with nylon cords kind of gross me out.
I really like the Teneo Duo, although they may be a little much for beginners. If you’re worried about that, you should check out our review of the Teneo Uno, which is basically the same item but with only one ball.
Do something smart (and sexy!) for your body with Fun Factory Smartballs Teneo Duo!
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I hate shaving. I really cannot express how much I hate taking sharp implements to tender bits. In grown hairs are a plague, re-growing hairs are an itchy nuisance, then the decision – do I grow it back out or keep keeping it off because it’ll stop the itch? I’ve tried side stepping the whole shaving issue with waxes, but I get the same problems, in grown hairs, itchiness, for some reason I seem to be allergic to the wax, so I break out and it never seems to last a week. I moved onto epilating which works better than both shaving and waxing for me, but is about 20x’s slower to do and equally more painful (try tweezing the last few hairs inside your lips sometime – yeah my eyes well up just thinking about it).
So I’m always on the lookout for something to help me with my hair problems, always ready to jump on the next potential helpful product that promises to sooth or smooth quickly and painlessly (I’ve even tried sugaring – I don’t recommend it) and when I heard about Coochy Protection, I had to give it a shot. Thanks to my continued ill health (and the onset of winter laziness) I was sporting a rather thick coat of winter wool with little hope or likeliness of getting out the ol’ epilator any time soon, so I decided to put this soothing spritz to the ultimate test – shaving.
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I’ve reviewed a lot of vibrators on the site, but the Form 6 is by far the most fancy pants. Really, how many toy manufacturers can boast that they’ve won an ID Design Award? In case it isn’t obvious, the answer is one – Jimmyjane. I was really excited when I finally got my hands on this marvelous massager and it was well worth the wait.
The Form 6 is a gorgeous vibe with dual motors that operate independently. Since both ends offer five amazing vibe patterns, the entire toy can be used for stimulation and the options are practically endless. It is made from medical-grade silicone, which means is phthalate-free and body safe, and is also completely waterproof. That’s right, you can fully submerge it and let me just say that I’ve been taking a lot more baths since this one came into my life!
On top of all that, this seven inch vibe is rechargeable, so you never have to worry about batteries! It comes in a nice black box that doubles as the charger, so all you have to do is plug in the box and set the toy in it. The metal band just has to rest on the support bar properly and you’re all set once the lights indicate that the toy is charging. According to the owner’s manual, it’s impossible to overcharge the vibe, so you also don’t have to worry about that. It’s fantastic.
One of my favorite things about the Form 6 is that it’s very versatile. I’ve used this toy to get off quickly, for long g-spot sessions that lead to mind-blowing orgasms and to massage my girl’s tight shoulders after a long day. Since both ends are insertable, you have two different size options. When you combine that with the five amazing vibration patterns, it’s pretty amazing. Because I can’t really do justice in explaining the different options, take a look at this handy chart that explains each!
This is one of those instances in which you really get what you pay for. Yeah, this is an expensive toy, but it’s one that’s built to last and even comes with a warranty. If you’re looking to splurge on an amazing vibe, I really suggest you take a look at Jimmyjane’s Form 6.
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Well I’ve had these Pjur Med Clean Wipes for a good long time (a month, maybe two) and I’ve definitely given them their fair share of challenges in the meantime. These wipes claim to be safe on all toys, hypo allergenic so that they’re safe on skin too and a wiz at cleaning up questionable stains on fabric lickity-split!
First off, my favorite use of the bunch – toys! These days I’ve got a few toys of varying material, from metal to rubber, right up to silicone happiness. My collection is ribbed, knobbed, has some nubbins and the occasional odd protuberance and here’s the kicker, most of it isn’t water proof, so washing everything down after has always been an issue. Soap and water is fine and dandy but when it comes to that little not so waterproof pocket rocket, things can get a bit electrifying. The Pjur wipes were a real life saver in this department. Just about the size of a tissue and only slightly moist, so no chances of slippage, the wipes got into absolutely every notch, nook and cranny with minimum effort and rarely a need for a repeat swipe at a trouble area. And the product is only slightly moist after, air drying in a snap almost as soon as your done cleaning.
On the skin I found them refreshing, without being either too wet so that I was left feeling that I needed a towel nor dry enough to be irritating. I even got a friend to help out with the skin to skin factor, though he sadly didn’t like their moistness level as much as I did. For him they were entirely too rough and way too small to serve as cum catcher during a heated jerk off session. Personally I think he had terrible aim or didn’t give them a fair shake-er-jerk since the wipes are about the size of your average tissue.
On cleaning up fabrics after a particularly juicy session, I’d have to say it’s still best to just strip the sheets down and stick them in the washer if you’re really trying to eliminate all traces. If what you’re going for is something that will clear up that sopping wet spot so you can sleep on it without feeling like you’re sleeping in a marsh – the Pjur wipes will do about as well as a towel or a tissue.
Best feature of these wipes is probably the way they held their moisture level. When they first came in their little plastic packaging I wasn’t convinced that they wouldn’t be able to last more than a few uses before the contents completely dried out and the rest needed to be discarded. But it’s two months later and the wipes are just as moist as they were when they first arrived, which to be honest isn’t as wet as your average alcohol infused wet nap but definitely wet enough to get the job done.
All in all I think that if you’ve got a lot of toys, these wipes should become a staple in your collection, they just save so much work during clean up!
Get your toys nice and clean with Pjur Med Clean Wipes!
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SpareParts knows how to make a harness. There are some toys you just lust after. Ones that you’ve seen in action in porn movies, or read about on your favorite sex toy website – ones that you dream about playing with. Every sex toy connoisseur has them. The SpareParts’ Joque harness was mine. I coveted this crème de la crème of jock strap style harnesses for quite some time and actually squealed with excitement when I heard that one was on its way for review.
So, what’s so great about the Joque harness, you ask? The real question should be what’s not. It’s obvious that Joque was designed by someone that actually uses harnesses and knows what works. The structure is unlike any harness I’ve seen before. Instead of the standard thin straps and plastic fasteners, Joque is actually one piece of good quality thick nylon that uses Velcro to help the wearer achieve the perfect fit with no bunching or pulling. As well, the harness features spandex-y leg straps that fit like a dream and stay in one place. I’ve seen a lot of harnesses in my day, but none that even compare to the quality and attention to detail when it comes to making sure it fits and feels comfortable.
I especially love that SpareParts took the time to make a product that caters to women of different sizes. It’s a little more difficult to find a harness if you rock a zaftig body, but Joque has two sizing options and is designed to fit well on bigger bodies. That extra thought on their part really makes me respect the company and makes we want to shout their praises from the rooftops.
Aside from the fit, which is a big part, the coolest feature of Joque is the pouch/”O” ring in the front. An act of what I can only figure as extreme genius, someone over at SpareParts thought to make the “O” ring that you slide your dildo through out of elastic. That’s right; the “O” ring stretches and completely accommodates even the biggest of cocks. No taking precious sex time to switch “O” rings when you want to use a different sized dick. Just pull out and push the new one in. Seriously easy. Another awesome feature of Joque is the pouch that the “O” ring leads into. The pouch holds the base of the dildo and allows for the option to have the base against your skin or inside the pouch with the soft backing rubbing against your delicate bits. The pouch is also designed to take toys with balls, which was the biggest downfall I found with a few other harnesses.
While using the harness is pretty much a dream come true, the cleanup is far from a nightmare. The harness is 100% waterproof and can be thrown in the washing machine or cleaned by hand. And yes, being waterproof means is totally shower and bathtub friendly as well. To keep Joque clean between uses, he comes with a matching travel bag as well. How smart is that!
I know it’s obvious that I have a soft spot in my heart (and pants) for this harness, but to be honest, there are a few downsides to it as well. First, I hate having to read instructions for a sex toy. I want my toy to be intuitive enough that I can pull it out of the box and get going. But with Joque, you really need to read the instructions, and wash him first, and take the time to properly fit him. There is no just goin’ to town here. While I know that this negative is far from a real issue, it’s worth noting. I mean really, how much does it suck to be in the middle of getting busy and have to stop to read up on how to fit your harness? No thanks. Luckily you only have to do this once and just grab and go for all the times after.
With two size choices and a bevy of colors to pick (mine is lavender!), SpareParts really does know how to make a harness.
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I never really had much of a desire to pee standing up. I mean, I’ve struggled to avoid soaking my shoes in pit toilets on my travels, but I grew up in Upstate NY and am pretty good at urinating in the woods if necessary.
However, now that I am the proud owner of my very own P-Style, I can’t wait to pee all over the place. I was on a hike while I was first testing this ingenious piece of plastic out and all I could think about while peering out over a cliff was how awesome it would be to pee off of said cliff. How ridiculous is that? I now understand why my friend’s son sneaks out of the house to pee whenever his mom isn’t looking.
The P-Style is essentially an open plastic funnel. While it doesn’t sound that special, it’s design makes using it really easy and super dry. After reading the instructions, I tried it out in the shower a few times and found it was basically idiot proof. If it weren’t, I’d probably smell like a wet diaper… The rounded back end is used to wipe and I have to say it’s really effective and not at all uncomfortable. I was really surprised by how well it worked.
After you’re done using it, you can rinse it with soap and water or, if you’re in the great outdoors, just shake it off and put it in a plastic baggie. While a few of you may be wondering about caring around something you urinated on, in my opinion, it beats the hell out of walking home in your urine soaked shoes. Plus it’s sterile, so get over it!
For those of you who are into gender play, there are obvious uses for this that I’ll leave to your imagination.
I have to say that I love this thing way more than I ever thought I would. I’m sure the novelty will wear off a bit, but as someone who loves to travel and hike, I can see myself getting a lot of use out of the P-Style.
pee s. I know this is a kind of weird thing to review on the site, but I freaking love it and had to share!
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I recently recruited my girlfriend to help review all three formula’s of Jimmy Jane’s massage lotion. Since I’ve supported her career for the past seven years, I thought it was only fair that she do the same for me.
She agreed and I explained to her that, in my professional opinion, the only real way to fairly review these products would be to receive extensive massages on consecutive nights with each product. She bought it hook, line and sinker.
First up, let me tell you a little about the Beyond line of massage lotion. If you’re someone who always checks the ingredient list before you buy a product like this, you’re going to be very happy. Beyond lotions are glycerin-free, paraben-free and take advantage of natural ingredients instead of synthetic ones. Many of you will be pleased to hear that they also never test their products on animals.
I can also say that all three left my skin feeling amazing. There’s no oily residue at all, just a silky softness I seek out and often don’t find. They leave my skin feeling hydrated and nourished – in fact I’ve used it as a moisturizer for my legs a couple of times and loved the results.
Since there are three versions of this lotion, it’s best to speak of each a little individually also. First up is Beyond Cooling, the formulation I’ve found myself reaching for the most often. Since it’s summer, I suppose it makes sense that I’m in love with the cooling version, but there’s more than that to it. What really sets this one apart for me is the combination of the cooling effect of the Organic Willamette Peppermint Oil and Cucumber Extract with the amazing scent. I don’t like to be overwhelmed by scented products and fell in love with the light cucumber and mint smell radiating from skin. I kind of want to drink it.
Regarding the cooling aspect of the product, it’s there and it’s nice, especially on a hot summer night as the breeze rolls in from an open window. It’s definitely not an overwhelming sensation, but I suspect that would take more chemicals than I prefer to expose my body to. Or ice.
Next up is Beyond Warming – guess what it does! Besides the obvious, the big difference for me is in how it smells. It’s spicy, more noticeable and reminds me of drinking a warm mug of chai in winter. According to the company, it’s natural warming extracts that cause the light sensation of heat. Again, it’s not going to set you on fire like Bengay, but it totally adds to the massage. I suspect I’ll like it even more once fall comes along.
Finally, we’ve got Beyond Euphoric, which relies on natural plant extracts to release Beta-Endorphins (whatever those are) and to promote relaxation. Any time I’m getting a massage, I’m pretty freaking relaxed, so I can’t really vouch for that, but I can say it’s another fine lotion. There’s a light citrus scent that I really love and I’m not sure if I’m making this up, but I feel like my skin is just a touch softer after using this than the other two. I should point out that they all leave your skin feeling awesome!
If I had to complain about something I’d say that this lotion isn’t great for super long massages. I have a couple of really good massage oils that don’t leave my girl feeling sticky and rub in nicely, but it takes time. Sometimes the slickness of an oil is a lot more fun that lotion. However, that’s really just me grasping for straws. This stuff rocks and I highly recommend it.
I would struggle if forced to pick out a favorite and think I’ll leave that decision up to you. Each offers something a little different, but all three are great and I really don’t think you can go wrong with any of the Jimmy Jane Beyond Lotions.
ps. They’re totally on sale right now over at babeland.com. I have no clue how long this will last, but I just had to say something!
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I’ve had my eye on the Feeldoe by Tantus for about a billion years. I’ve heard so many great things about them, plus I love trying out anything that’s unique. When I pulled it out of the packaging, I got even more excited as my mind raced with the possibilities.
I mean, here’s a strap-on cock that I don’t need a harness for that also has an insertable vibrating bullet. As if that wasn’t enough, I noticed the ridges that were obviously designed to stimulate the clit of whoever’s wearing this bad boy. Plus, that curved shaft was obviously built to hit the g-spot (or p-spot if you’re a banging a dude, ladies.) I couldn’t wait to try it out!
For those of you aren’t familiar with this newish style of dildo, let me quickly explain. The Feeldoe has two insertable ends – the smaller one is inserted by the top and held in place with the PC muscle. Once in place, the longer, more phallic end is used to penetrate whatever you want! I should note that you can also wear the small end anally, if you don’t have a vagina or just because you want to. Either way, you end up with a hands and harness free cock to play with!
There are four versions of the Feeldoe – each has the same shape and features, they just vary in size. I got the Feeldoe Slim, which is obviously a bit smaller than the rest, because I thought it would allow for a little more variety (butt sex). Despite being the smallest version, it’s still a pretty good size with 6.5 insertable inches for the receiver. The bulb end, which is inserted by whoever is wielding the cock, is 3.5 inches, and the circumference is just about 4.5 inches. I mean, if you’re a size queen, you’ll probably want to go with the Feeldoe Stout and it’s extra inch of girth, but I think this is a pretty average size.
Anyways, now that you’ve got the picture, let me say that this toy is freaking awesome! I was a little unsure about how complicated it would be to use this one effectively, but if you’re comfortable in a harness and follow our advice regarding kegel exercises, it’s a piece of cake. I mean, it takes a little getting used to, but the 15 minutes of giggling was well worth what followed once we were both confident regarding this one. I personally found that any we could use this in virtually any position, we were only limited by our imaginations.
While I think I would have been plenty happy with out all of the bells and whistles the Feeldoe has, I have to say that they really help to make this one of my favorite toys. I mean, the same time penetration is amazing, but when combined with the clit stimulator and a multi-speed vibe, it’s mind blowing. And by the way, the smaller end makes for a pretty fantastic handle too.
Since it’s made by Tantus, you should already know that it’s made out of medical grade silicone, which is definitely made to last. It’s completely hypoallergenic and can be sterilized by boiling for a few minutes.
While this toy totally rocks my dyke world, it’s really great for anyone. If you’ve been wondering if it’s the right toy for you, it probably is.
Rock out with you Silicone Cock out with your own Feeldoe!
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Back in April when we went to Dinah Shore Weekend in Palm Springs, we met the awesome folks of Tulip Toy Gallery who had an impressive, silicone-heavy spread of sex toys out on their table for all to check out. Aside with being perfectly smitten with the staff, we fell in love with their line of Vamp Silicone toys. Vamp merges art, function and pleasure to create carefully considered silicone designs that I would be as excited to display on my shelf as I would be to strap into a harness and get goin’.
Fast forward through a few months of back and forth emails, those fabulous folks at Tulip sent us one of their very favorite Vamp toys to review – The Talula. Made exclusively for Tulip, Vamp’s Talula comes in three sizes, small (L 5″, W 1″), medium (L 6″, W 1.5″), and large (L 7″, W 2″), and is the only anatomically correct dildo designed specifically for harness use! By ‘anatomically correct,’ I believe they are referring to the upward angle of the dildo, which, in fact, definitely resembles the angle of a flesh and blood penis. While the curve may look severe at first, don’t worry, the silicone is flexible enough to maneuver the dick around to get the job done nicely. Read the rest of this entry »
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