We got the chance to see Lady GaGa at Dinah Shore last year and let me just say that she is one talented lady. After realizing she has a lot more to offer than insane outfits and catchy pop songs, I became a fan.
I saw a lot of talk about the new epic women in prison video she and Beyonce just put out, but I didn’t realize there are porn stars in it until this morning (thanks AVN!)
That’s right, if you watch closely you’ll see Jessica Drake and Alektra Blue in the opening sequence as Lady Gaga is led to her cell. If all girls in prison are anything like these two ladies, lock me up and throw away the key!
If you haven’t see the video for Telephone yet check it out and don’t forget to keep an eye out for two of XXX’s sexiest ladies!
Sweetheart Video’s Nica Noelle is hosting a fundraiser for Stephanie Swift, who was diagnosed with breast cancer last summer, on on March 10 in Santa Monica.
The event will take place from 9 pm to 2 am at the V Lounge and 100 percent of the $10 entry fee will be donated to Swift’s fund.
“Stephanie has completed chemotherapy but she has yet to undergo surgery to remove cancerous lymph nodes,” said Noelle, who is Swift’s close friend. “She’s been fighting heroically for months now, and it’s been terribly difficult on all levels, not least of all financially.”
“She has been so brave, and it’s been heartbreaking to watch her endure the pain of this last year,” Noelle said. “Everyone who cares about Stephanie or has ever enjoyed one of her films should attend this fundraiser, just to give moral support if nothing else.”
We’ve been adding great new movies way faster than I can watch them. One of the unfortunate things about my job is that I have stuff to do besides watch porn all day – it sucks, but that’s life! Anyways, I’ve got a list of 27 movies I want/need to watch in the near future. Here are the five that I am most excited to check out!
Out At The Gym: This one has been on my list forever, but after having my heart broken by the news that Daniel Marvin and Pedro Andreas broke up, I have avoided it. I’m pretty sure I’ve healed enough now that I can handle watching what was my favorite porno couple double team some lucky dude in a gym!
Couch Surfers 2 – Trans Men In Action: I waited, a little impatiently, for this movie to come out for like a year. Now it’s been on the site for about a month and I haven’t had the chance to watch it yet. Fortunately, I have two whole days coming up this weekend without any obligations, so I think I should be able to cross this off the list by Monday!
Billy Castro Does The Mission: I’ve been waiting for this one since directory Courtney Trouble started leaking the images a while back and it’s finally here! Billy Castro is one of the new porn stars I’m most excited about and I’m guessing this one will be hot, hot hot! Plus it’s got Jiz Lee and Dylan Ryan in it and you know how I feel about them.
Deep Throat 2: I always make an effort to see the classics, but I’ve never had a chance to watch the sequel to the biggest porno of all time! The plot revolves around a Senator who campaigns against pornography and stars Krista Lane and Ron Jeremy. Between the political themes and the power of the Deep Throat franchise, I need to see this soon!
LA Pink: Burning Angel puts out some of the funniest spoofs in adult, so I can’t wait to see their take on this popular reality show. Who better to do a porn about a tattoo shop then these girls? Plus, with Angel, Andy San Dimas, James Deen and Sean Michaels, you know the dirty parts are going to be smoking hot.
As much as we love Canada, we’re rooting for the good old US of A during the 2010 Winter Olympics and what better way to show our support than with a Top Five Tuesday ode to our athletes!
Olympic Fever: Starring Ron Jeremy, Candida Royalle and Seka, this classic flick from Arrow Productions definitely features some world class sexual athletes! While there are plenty of feel good story about athlete’s who struggled to get to the Vancouver games, none will touch you like the story of Kristin Powers (Seka) efforts to make the U.S. Swim team.
Snow Boarders: One of my favorite events since they’ve been included in the winter games is snowboarding. I love the hot young stars, the laid back culture and they pull off some really amazing tricks that would land the average joe in a hospital. The men of Euroboy Sport may not be going for gold, but they definitely deserve some praise for the XXX show they put on in this porno.
The Russian Sexual Battle On Ice: One of the most exciting events from the Winter Olympics for Americans is 1980s Miracle on Ice. While the men on Russia’s powerhouse hockey team probably don’t remember it so fondly, I’d like to think they are comforted by situations like those captured in this XXX movie. If you’ve dreamed of watching people fuck on ice – here’s your chance!
Going For Gold: Imagine if spanking was an Olympic sport! Sadly it’s not, but that doesn’t keep these kinky folks from giving it their all in this fetish film. Whether you’re representing your country in curling like Homer Simpson or just getting freaky, best of the luck for everyone who’s going for gold!
Men Of Vancouver: Finally, because I really can’t write this without giving a quick shout out to the awesomeness of Canada, a little man on man action featuring some of Vancouver’s finest. These men know what they want and how to get it! I’m going to have to make a mental note to keep an eye out for some of these boys at the bars when I visit in May!
It’s 8 am on a Friday morning and I think I am just moments away from living out a stereotypical porno plot. I’ve got a plumber in the bathroom, porno on my computer screen and feel like any second now he could walk in and tell me that my pipes need cleaning.
bow chicka bow bow…
Now the only thing left to determine is whether the fates will wake up my girlfriend and she’ll join us for a threesome or if she’ll sleep through the whole ordeal and become a cuckold.
