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By the way, The Frisky has a totally funny post discussing what Palin might have written on her hand.

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20 Questions with Melissa Monet

Some of you may remember Melissa Monet from her first stint in front of the camera back in the mid-nineties, while others have recently seen her in her more recent work with Triangle Films, Sweetheart Video and Lethal Hardcore. To be honest, it doesn’t matter when you were introduced to this gorgeous lady, as long as you know to keep an eye out for her because she’s one of those women who always shines on screen. If you don’t believe me, here’s what Triangle Films’ director Kathryn Annelle has to say about working with Monet:

I’ve worked with Melissa on several occasions, and she always brings her best game. She did her first scene for me with Ginger Lynn, (WGMN), and it was truly breathtaking! Melissa is great, she’s not afraid to just go for it and that’s saying a lot. Melissa, like most of the women I work with, is able to find beauty in the women.

Melissa has a huge role in River Rock Women’s Prison. Her character, “Madam”, a lifer who’s seen it all and has somehow found a certain comfort where she is was written specifically for her. She naturally fell into the role and it was amazing watching her as she put her “claim in” for Justine Joli over the course of shooting this. When she finally got Justine alone, and away from the madness, she owned her! Some of the hottest sex I’ve ever witnessed!

Of course, there’s more to this self-proclaimed cougar than what you’ll see in her films, which is why we asked her to share a little more about herself! For industry insight and a few great personal stories from a woman who’s definitely got a lot to offer, check out our latest installment of 20 Questions.

1. How (and when) did you get started in the industry?
I started in July, 1994. The person I was dating at the time wanted to be a porn star and he ummm… had some short comings. I went with him into the agent’s office to offer some moral support. They didn’t hire him but they offered me a job.

2. If you weren’t in the adult industry, what would you be doing?
I really have no idea, but I would probably have gotten back into the mutual fund industry doing some sort of accounting. If I would have stayed in the sex industry (I was a Sex Surrogate in the early 80’s) I would probably be some sort of sex shrink… or dead; who knows?
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That’s What She Said…

It’s Friday and that means we’re closing in on the weekend. Here’s a quick video to get you five minutes closer to quiting time!

And, because I could never post this without reminding you about the awesome Office Spoof:

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Top Five Tuesday – Grammy Edition

I had so much fun recapping the Golden Globes in my last Top Five Tuesday that I couldn’t pass up the chance to do the same thing for the Grammys. While I didn’t actually watch the show last weekend, I think I’m more than qualified to make loose connections between some of the winners and porn titles. Enjoy!

ps. can you believe Steve Martin won for best Blue Grass album? How bizarre is that?

Hard Use Use Somebody: This King of Leon song won for Best Rock Song this year and will most likely win an AVN Award next year when it is licensed for a porno. I honestly can’t believe there isn’t already a XXX flick by this name, but I expect that will be rectified within a month. For now, you’ll have to be happy with this Grapik Arts movie – I know I would much rather watch it than see Taylor Swift look surprised to win her billionth awards.
Single Ladies Single Ladies: Thanks to Beyonce, the entire nation has dressed up in a unitard in order to upload their own version of Single Ladies to the internet. I also expect that everyone realizes just what can happen if you don’t put a ring on it… If you are wondering, check out Ladies Night to see just what happens when all the single ladies get together for a night of fun!
Ruffneck Relapse Relapse: Eminem has a long history with the LGBT community – he’s pissing us off with his lyrics one week and staying in Elton John’s pool house the next… Because of this, I really couldn’t pass up the chance to connect his Grammy winning album Relapse with this Latino Fan Club movie packed full of hung studs sucking and fucking.
The Sweetest Thing Sweet Thing: Keith Urban’s song Sweet Thing may have won for Best Male Country Vocal Performance, but I think we all know there’s a little something sweeter out there. Pleasure Productions knows what I’m talking about and that’s why they released The Sweetest Thing – a collection of hardcore XXX action. Sorry Keith, but I’ll take Gina Lynn and Evan Stone any day.
The Boom Boom Show Boom Boom Pow: And this year’s AVN Award for best use of Onomatopoeia in a porno title goes to Jules Jordan’s Boom Boom Pow! Just a little prediction for the 2011 AVN Awards… I’m guessing the BEP will then come out and perform because I’m pretty sure they have a contract with a higher power to perform at every single awards show.

-The Porn Librarian

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Canada Rocks (Still)

If you’re a long time reader of the blog you know that we love our neighbors to the north. Without Canada, we wouldn’t have trivial pursuit, Steve Nash, Robin Sparkles or Canadian Porn.

Well, Canada has gone and amazed us again with their pure awesomeness by naming The Cliks’ Lucas Silveira the Sexiest Canadian Male in the end of the year reader’s poll from Chart Attack. Silveira is the first transman to be receive this honour and after seeing him perform last year with Margaret Cho we can confirm that he is SO deserving.

(via afterellen.com)

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River Rock Women’s Prison Trailer

It has been a while since I’ve anticipated a feature film as much as Triangle Films‘ River Rock Women’s Prison. This is their first big plot driven movie and I think it is going to be amazing. I especially can’t wait to see what kind of trouble Syd Blakovich can get into behind the walls of this place!

River Rock Women’s Prison will be available exclusively on this coming Monday, February 1! Make sure to check it out!

As promised, River Rock Women’s Prison is now live!

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Mixtape Rewind – May I admire you again today?

Today’s mixtape rewind is for those of you who are old enough to have seen Pretty In Pink in a movie theater. My older brother and sister took me, although I’m guessing they didn’t have a choice. We smuggled in twizzlers and hung out after with their super cool friends while waiting for my mom to pick us up. It was essentially the best day of my young life.

A great song from Phoenix and a fantastic mash up of some of John Hughes’ best movies!

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News Flash from the Department of WTF?

I don’t have much to say about this, but have to acknowledge the fact that it happened. Apparently, a goat kicked in the doors at a Cupertino strip club over the weekend. I don’t know a lot about what goes on in the mind of a goat, but I have to assume this was some sort of political statement.

No one really knows what got the goat’s goat, but something did and the surveillance cameras caught the destructive results. Over the weekend, a 150-pound goat smashed two large glass doors at the Lynx Gentlemen’s Club in Coachella, wreaking about $2,000 in damages.

“I would never believe it if I didn’t see it myself,” owner Hank Piecura told the Desert Sun. “It must have been mesmerized by its reflection in the door, so it rammed it.” Maybe, or maybe the motive was something more…complicated.

(Via AVN.com)

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Road Trip – Porno Style

Between knowing that my time in New England is short and the cold weather, I’m day dreaming about getting the hell out of dodge a lot lately. Besides spending a lot of time browsing the travel section of the library, I’ve been drawing a lot of inspiration from porn – go figure!

While there are a billion movies out there that feature two uninterested people banging on a nasty couch, you’ll also find a ton of porno’s where the scenery is almost as appealing as the XXX. If you’re sick of winter and have the travel bug like me, here are a few recent finds that will have you calling your travel agent before you can pull your pants back up.

It’s like this Vivid compilation with over four hours of trail munchin’ was made just for me! I went hiking every chance I had last year and one of my possible vacations for this summer is a month long road trip to some of our fabulous national parks. I have to say, after seeing all of these girls getting it on in the woods, it’s right at the top of my list.

There’s no doubt I’ll make it to this Mediterranean island at some point, especially after seeing the gorgeous coastal views provided by Private in this sexy series. Private is known for shooting high-end films at some of the most beautiful places on earth and this is just one great example. I could definitely spend 10 days lounging on the beach during the day and living it up in the clubs at night…

Since enjoying the hell out of a bike tour through Tuscany, I’ve been all about doing more in the future. I believe this porno is a sign that it is in fact a brilliant idea. I’ve read about amazing trips through Croatia and South Africa lately, but I’d definitely be interested to learn more about wherever these twinks are cycling through. Great scenery and plenty of privacy could make for an unbelievable day on a bike and my back.

I wonder if travel embassies every consider using porn to pimp their regions. Since every one is a little more reluctant to part with their hard earned dollars, I think it’s kind of a brilliant way to bring more valuable tourist dollars in to spark the local economy!

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Top Five Tuesday – Golden Globes Edition

I don’t watch award shows typically, but after spending the weekend in NYC, the Golden Globes broadcast was the perfect way to veg out after returning home. While I admit to flipping channels during long acceptance speeches, I have to say it was a pretty entertaining show and I was pleased with the results. While I am going to pass on making any obvious Golden Globe jokes in today’s Top Five Tuesday, I thought it would be fun to celebrate the winners porno style!

I admit a couple of these may be a stretch, but please remember that I am a porn blogger and should never be held to the standards of esteemed blogs like TMZ. Enjoy!

Sherlock Homie Sherlock Homie: I had to start off with this Sherlock Holmes spoof, because I love Robert Downey Jr and his speech was pretty hilarious. While there were a number of touching moments, Downey Jr injected a bit of humor into a long awards ceremony. You’ll also notice that the legendary sleuth seems a lot less gay when played by the super hung Sean Michaels.
Dexter Dexter: I haven’t seen the latest season of Dexter, but I really love the show and can’t wait to see John Lithgow in action, a lot like super cut Dexter from this Jake Cruise movie. Of course, when I’m talking about Lithgow, I’m not talking about XXX action, but I think you can’t go wrong watching either man doing what he does best.
In The Kitchen In The Kitchen: Julie & Julia was one of my favorite movies of the last year and I was thrilled to see Meryl Streep the best actress award because she was, as always, amazing. Food and sex go together like eggs and toast for me, so this was an easy addition to the list. A classic clip to remind us all that the kitchen is the perfect place to heat things up!
Katya's Balloons Vol 12 Katya’s Balloons Vol 12: I’ve never had a reason to highlight balloon porn until UP won a couple of awards last night – how exciting! We have a ton of balloon porn, so it was hard to pick one, but I have a lot of love for Katja’s amazing performance as a Killer Hot Robot, so I figured I should give her another shout out.
Kevin Goes Wild Kevin Goes Wild: Is it just me or does Kevin Bacon look like the world’s biggest lesbian lately? Mr. Sedgwick brought home the Golden Glove for his portrayal in Taking Chance last night, which made me pretty happy because I support anyone who was in Footloose. While there are a movies I could have loosely tied to his win, I chose this one because I loved Gino Colbert in it when I saw it years ago. Plus, who really wants to watch a porno called Bringin’ Home the Canadian Bacon??

-The Porn Librarian

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