While everyone and there mother is pretty much over the train wreck that is MTV’s Jersey Shore, the porno industry is just beginning their Garden State parody adventures. While a number of Jersey Shore spoofs are in the works, this is the first trailer I’ve seen so far. And let me tell you, it was quite a way to start a Monday morning.
While this may not get you as hard as Pauly D’s gelled updo, it will definitely bring the laughs. It’s true, those PopPorn/Zero Tolerance people are some seriously funny folks.
Plus, I totally love James Deen as Pauly D. Somehow he can even make an Ed Hardy shirt seem less douchey.
Well despite the ‘blizzard’ knocking on my door, spring is fast approaching and with it will come my renewed desire to have fun outside of my house, probably. There might even be a desire for some of that fun to be of the naked variety and maybe involving bodies other than my own. So I’m about ready to get back to the old online dating scene in preparation for the fun sexy times I’ll be craving.
In the meantime, I haven’t been entirely idol. I checked out Fetlife, briefly (I’m still there – sort of – lot of reading to do) but mostly I’ve been playing video games and hitting on other gamers. Thanks to a recent post on Jezebel I realized that some readers might be interested in how to turn some of these internet connections into bona fide relationships.
While I had a whole other mixtape picked out for today, I actually heard this in the car on the way to work and I just knew I had to post it.
Man oh man, did I love Nine Inch Nails back in the day. I remember being a bratty teenager, blasting NIN on my discman and totally ignoring my mom as she drove me to and from the mall to hang out with my other gothy mallrat friends. I’m not sure why I’m telling you this, other than to totally humiliate myself on the internet. But really, isn’t that what the world wide web was made for? Anyway, aside from my highly embarrassing mall stories, NIN still colors my early memories about exploring sex. Yeah, I definitely lost my virginity* to Pretty Hate Machine…
* Ok, it wasn’t really my virginity virginity. But it was the only time I’ve ever slept with a bio dude, so I guess it’s some sort of virginity. And yeah, that means I gave my v-card to a lady. And don’t worry, I’m being totally appropriate… we were adults at the time.
Happy Friday. Now back to denying my shameful mallrat past…
I probably should have just stuck with my original idea… far less mortifying for myself.
Some of you may remember Melissa Monet from her first stint in front of the camera back in the mid-nineties, while others have recently seen her in her more recent work with Triangle Films, Sweetheart Video and Lethal Hardcore. To be honest, it doesn’t matter when you were introduced to this gorgeous lady, as long as you know to keep an eye out for her because she’s one of those women who always shines on screen. If you don’t believe me, here’s what Triangle Films’ director Kathryn Annelle has to say about working with Monet:
I’ve worked with Melissa on several occasions, and she always brings her best game. She did her first scene for me with Ginger Lynn, (WGMN), and it was truly breathtaking! Melissa is great, she’s not afraid to just go for it and that’s saying a lot. Melissa, like most of the women I work with, is able to find beauty in the women.
Melissa has a huge role in River Rock Women’s Prison. Her character, “Madam”, a lifer who’s seen it all and has somehow found a certain comfort where she is was written specifically for her. She naturally fell into the role and it was amazing watching her as she put her “claim in” for Justine Joli over the course of shooting this. When she finally got Justine alone, and away from the madness, she owned her! Some of the hottest sex I’ve ever witnessed!
Of course, there’s more to this self-proclaimed cougar than what you’ll see in her films, which is why we asked her to share a little more about herself! For industry insight and a few great personal stories from a woman who’s definitely got a lot to offer, check out our latest installment of 20 Questions.
1. How (and when) did you get started in the industry?
I started in July, 1994. The person I was dating at the time wanted to be a porn star and he ummm… had some short comings. I went with him into the agent’s office to offer some moral support. They didn’t hire him but they offered me a job.
2. If you weren’t in the adult industry, what would you be doing?
I really have no idea, but I would probably have gotten back into the mutual fund industry doing some sort of accounting. If I would have stayed in the sex industry (I was a Sex Surrogate in the early 80’s) I would probably be some sort of sex shrink… or dead; who knows? Read the rest of this entry »
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. And welcome to February! We are officially out of the first month of the year and really starting to get going on 2010. The weeks may go by slowly, but those months just fly right by! So let’s slow down and savor the link loving – and of course celebrate the humpiness that is Humpday!
- Not something you see every day – a cervix piercing. BMEzine has an article (with pictures!) about Ash Crawford’s post-gender experience and internal body mods. Super interesting, from both gender and modification standpoints. Read the rest of this entry »
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It is a short book: 124 pages, large font, wide spacing, maybe 30,000 words in total. And yet, unlike other books on similar topics, it does not feel like there is too little material. Rather, that Flagg is the master of brevity and precision. His is the pert aphorism, the cutting quote. He wields words like a surgeon wields a scalpel. As, indeed, he should: his topic is the use of language.
Note: Not only does Sweet Tart do a wonderful job introducing a book to us in a well-written and concise manner (in perfect harmony with the book itself it seems) but The Forked Tongue sounds absolutely intriguing and slightly disturbing. They are both definitely worth a read!
Happy Groundhog’s Day! From what the news said this am, Punxsutawney Phil came out of his burrow on Gobbler’s Knob (best name ever) and saw his shadow, which unfortunately translates to us dealing with six more weeks of winter. Boooo.
But instead of just glumly keeping my gloves and hat by the front door and my gas bill through the roof, this year I’ve decided to stay warm a little differently… with porn, of course!
So, follow my lead and deal with these extra weeks of frigid wind and snowy conditions by filling your mind with warmer temps, sunny locations, and lots and lots of hot hardcore action!
Thinking warm thoughts!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
Ps. I know there are other weather predicting groundhogs out there, but Phil is a Pennsylvania staple and he has a Gobbler’s Knob, so really he wins in my book!
