I see a lot of forced feminization movies out there but when I came across “Mommy’s Boi” and its forced masculization premise, well let’s just say I was intrigued. I’ve never watched a movie from Girlfriends Films before either and I’ve heard a lot about them lately so now seemed like as good a time as any to begin my introduction.
My first thoughts while watching this are “huh” and “why did you pay for those boobs if you’re just gonna squish ‘em down with bandages?” I’m confused is playing ‘boi’ supposed to be a turn on for your average lesbian the way that playing nurse or something would be in a hetero relationship? Cause this has the same kind of ridiculous oversimplification to it that happens in many roleplay type pornos.
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Continuing my trek of epic self indulgence I’ve decided on a video featuring my favorite Domme – Princess Kali! Why is she my favorite? Simply because she always seems to enjoy her work, Princess Kali’s films might not have all the polish and flair of other BDSM productions I adore but she is one of the only professional Domme’s I’ve ever seen who smiles while she humiliates, beats and otherwise subjugates her oh so willing slaves.
This time Kali has an apprentice, one young and wily Domme by the name of Miss Lilly. Oh there will be pain, and giggles, but mostly pain. First there’s a little interview and we’re treated to a glimpse into the mind of an amateur top. Miss Lilly seems a bit shy when it comes to the talking but she’s fierce and ready once Kali brings out her favorite toys.
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2010 AVN Award Nominee for Best BDSM Release.
This Hustler flick, directed by the fantastic Anastasia and Liam Pierce, is pretty different from your typical hardcore fetish film. That’s not a bad thing, but you’ll see a wide variety of kinks represented here where a lot of fetish movies only cover one specific niche. Because of that, I think this is a good one for those of you who are curious about the kinkier aspects of life, but who are not quite sure where to start!
I’m going to be honest and say that I skipped the first scene to get right to Anastasia Pierce and Satine Phoenix. Mostly because I love those ladies, but also because the first scene just didn’t look that great to me. I love a good fucking machine, but drill-dos are a bit boring in my professional opinion.
So, on to scene number two! Both women look exquisite, which is no surprise, but worth noting. The scene opens with Phoenix on her back being drilled by a real fucking machine. It’s pretty impressive and completely justifies my decision to skip the weak ass drill-do action in the opening minutes. If that wasn’t enough, Pierce brings a Hitachi and a lot of lube with her and goes to town on her sub. Once she broke out the clover clips for Satine’s perky nipples, I was hooked. There’s really a ton of stuff going on and I don’t want to write a blow by blow review. Just know that Pierce is slow, methodical and it’s fantastic to watch!
If you’re looking for a little more fucking, Tommy Gunn is your guy in scene three. There are some heavy fetish elements as he restrains Bobbi Star, works her over with a crop and makes good use of some clothespins. After all of this, he bends her over and fucks her doggy style until he pops in her pretty face. It’s a good mix of bdsm and hardcore sex and there’s nothing wrong with that in my book.
In the end, these two scenes really stood out for me. If you’re looking for some intense bdsm action with some of the biggest stars in adult, I definitely recommend this one.
-The Porn Librarian
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Happy New Years! Let’s get the New Year started with my kind of right – BDSM movies! Actually I’m going someplace special with this that I’ll explain later this afternoon but now let us take a look at one of the nominees for Best BDSM Release “Cindy’s Correction.”
Things start off rather lackluster (and sadly stay that way) with Cindy’s Master calling her into view of the camera then berating her for not wearing her heels, and apparently having another Master on the side. Throughout the scenes both performers move and speak with a singular lack of enthusiasm that makes it hard to feel Cindy’s pain or her Master’s ire. Though her ass and back are turned a rosy red rather quickly Cindy barely struggles and simply apologizes over and over, punctuated with irregular exclamations of “ow.”
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I’ve always been a visual learner. You could explain something to me 100 times, but I might not be able to truly get what you mean until you draw it out, so show me some other visual representation… like a movie. That’s why I really love instructional porn. Not only do you get verbal instructions of specific sexy acts, you actually get to watch someone playing out those verbal instructions! Now that’s what I call hot for teacher! And because I love instructional porn so much, I just had to dip into the 2010 AVN noms for Best Educational Release and check out the sexy studies!
While the category is full of delectable treats from the likes of Tristan Taormino and Nina Hartley, I thought it would be fun to try out a new name in instructional porn – sex expert, Midori! From the awesomeness that is Vivid Ed, Midori brings us this expert guide to sensual bondage, directed by Tristan Taormino (so we already know it’s fantastic). I’ll also admit that I don’t know a ton about sensual bondage, so just like everyone else, I am here to learn.
Before we even got into the meat of the movie (pun intended, of course), I loved that Midori was taking about communication and safety. As a sex educator myself, I have my own style when it comes to getting sexy info out there, but I am pretty firmly attached to the idea of making sure folks understand the basics of communication and safety before moving on to technique. I know that sounds like common sense, but it isn’t always the case, and I think it’s important to call out that I admire Midori’s educational structure.
Along with all the super interesting and important info about bondage, restraints, blindfolds and safe words, I was pleasantly surprised to hear Midori add yoga and stretching to the mix. I loved that she included the whole body in her instruction, as well as before and aftercare, which is so important when it comes to bondage and power play. I also really appreciated that she went into mild detail about why we don’t actually bind the joints, but instead slightly above them. Maybe it’s just me, but when I get an explanation about something, I am way more likely to remember the info.
I was super impressed that this flick made sure to mention both standard bondage fare, as well as a few cheaper, around-the-house alternatives, such as scarves and robe sashes. In this economy, it’s important to pay attention to what is realistic to people. Sure, I do not have the funds to buy top-of-the-line cuffs, but don’t I deserve to get busy like the best? Yep!
When it came to the actual demos, I really liked that Midori joined the couple in the bedroom for extra instruction, as well as helping tie knots herself. I also liked that she left after a bit to let the couple experiment and “research” what they liked best. But even when she left, she was still there in voice over, giving ideas and tips. Instructional porn should always be this fun!
And of course we can’t forget Madison Young’s scene 4 appearance. She was seriously librarian hot in those thick black cat eye frames and black heels. You know, as many times as I’ve seen Young topping someone, it really never gets old. I’m hoping that never changes.
All in all, this movie is super educational, interesting, sex and fun – everything that makes learning new things a blast. So get your notebooks out, your pencils ready and your scarves at arm’s reach… class is about to begin!
-J.D. Bauchery
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Mrs. Claus is wasted and her little elf helper discovers that being on the naughty list isn’t such a bad thing in this spanking flick from Chelsea Pfeiffer Entertainment.
Apparently, Mrs. Clause (Clare Fonda) is feeling a little neglected as her husband spends the season showering everyone but her with gifts. It doesn’t help that she suspects that Carolyn Reese has been riding his candy cane either… After reprimanding Reese for her shoddy present wrapping, she bends her over lap and beats her ass as red as Rudolph’s nose with her hand and a paddle. In scene two, the elf decides she’s had enough and turns the tables on Mrs. Claus!
To be honest, I enjoyed this film because it’s packed full of ridiculous puns, but it didn’t really turn me on. I’m really trying to broaden my XXX experience, but I’m starting to think that spanking flicks just don’t do it for me. Having said that, if you’re a spanking enthusiast, this seems to be a pretty good flick and will definitely put you in the Christmas mood!
Ps. The bows on the back of Reese’s thigh highs are adorable!
-The Porn Librarian
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As you may recall, Her Porn is Petra Joy’s collection of fantastic porn scenes for women. There are a lot of different genres represented and I love the fact that she’s compiled this amazing film to share all of this amazing XXX.
Right away I recognized this scene, it’s from a film I reviewed years ago when I first started this gig, but I thought this was a good way to highlight two great films! Scene six is a short clip from Maria Beatty’s Ecstasy In Berlin, an amazing black and white film starring Paula Rosengarthen and Sonya Sovereign. If you’re a fan of Beatty or erotic fetish films, you definitely need to read my review and check out the entire film.
For those of you looking for an intro, let me tell you a little bit about the Joy’s selection for Her Porn. She offers a 10 minute short from the film that really captures the artistic feel of Ecstasy in Berlin. Rosengarthen is recalling submitting to Sovereign, so there is a dreamy quality as she’s spanked and flogged.
My favorite part of this excerpt was definitely watching Rosengarthen tied into her corset by her surprisingly buxom butch lover. Let me just say I had forgotten that Sovereign had all of that ass hidden underneath her jacket until she stripped down!
Another great film highlighted by Joy in what is officially my favorite compilation of they year. I’d like to hope that somewhere in New Orleans, if I were to walk into the right unmarked club’s door, I’d find this very show going on.
-The Porn Librarian
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Ah Shakespeare’s memorable line “something wicked this way comes” still brings back fond memories of stages long gone, as well as making me snicker just a little bit. I’ve always thought that particular line was just asking for X-rated trouble and apparently the ladies at HeartCore Films agree with me and created the soon to be porny classic “The Curse of Macbeth.” Other than their already obvious good taste (I mean come on what’s more tasteful than Shakespeare themed porn?) I have absolutely no idea what to expect from Heartcore Films but since they’ve had the good sense to put Madison Young in a prominent role I’m not in the least bit worried.
Wait – not that I’m going to turn my nose up at extra hot women but they start off with way more than three witches! And that’s as much protest as I can manage as they pull out their cute tattooed male sacrifice. He’s supposed to be Macbeth I think but I don’t think he cares too much about being king later when he’s surrounded by hot women touching and torturing him by turns. Orgies are usually a last scene staple in porn, for this movie to start out with one, which features some serious S/M qualities to boot, sets the bar really high for the following scenes.
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See I warned you that that cute little pussy cat YouTube video put me in the mood for a little BDSM. Today I’m ready to get down and dirty with the ladies of GwenMedia and the first in their Ivy Manor series. It features Jewell Marceau, one of my favorite bondage models, so we’re doubly sure to be in for an awesome treat!
Right off the bat it’s easy to identify “Ivy Manor 1″ as one of GwenMedia’s earlier films. The ever lovely Jewell is looking a good few years younger than I remember her and they haven’t perfected their mic system yet so the sound really needs to be revved up to hear the dialog. Other than that it’s the usual fetish eye candy that I’ve come to expect, beautiful sets and elaborate scenes greet the viewer.
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The holidays are in full swing and I don’t know about everyone else but that just puts me in a killer mood, so when I came upon “Torture Toys” and read these lines in the description I knew what I’d be reviewing today: “Torture Toys is an Exploitation film about a murderess who likes to seduce and sexually torture her victims before mutilating them. Inspired by bad films and B-rated slasher flicks of the 70s.”
Seriously they had me at “exploitation film” but “murderess” helped synch the deal – though they had a hard time holding me after the first two actors walked onto the scene. They could have been any of my neighbors; overtly unattractive and far older than your average porn stars, the female lead looked sadly more like Bozo the clown than anyone I’d like to fuck or watch be fucked (thankfully this seems to be a movie more about the torture than the fucking) from the very beginning her movements were contrived and the exact opposite of sexy despite the nudity.
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