Well, she has done it again. Along with being a world renowned sex educator, writer, activist, co-founder of The Center for Sex and Culture, and Good Vibrations Staff Sexologist, Dr. Carol Queen can now add awesome instructional porn filmmaker to her accomplished resume (while we do have her in one other movie, this is the first she is heading). The first of many Pleasure Ed Series videos, this how-to for licking pussy makes the taboo subject sexy and totally gives you all you’ll need to know next time you find yourself going south on your lady friend.
I’ve reviewed my fair share of instructional porn in my time as a professional perv and I can honestly say that this flick is one of the best how-to pornos I’ve ever seen! This movie is seriously up there with my other instructional favorites – including Nina Hartley and Tristan Taormino, which is no small feat, at least in my opinion. Queen does a wonderful job of teaching the viewer all this information, yet keeping it totally sexy and interesting. One great example of that is her use of a vulva puppet to explain anatomy instead of a chart. While the chart may be easier for some folks to learn from, I thought it was very welcoming and way less clinical to teach with a stuffed pussy!
Another major difference in this movie was that it included queer folks! That’s right – gal on gal cunnilingus was on display as well! It really made me feel as though the information was being directed at me, and not just me listening in on info for men. The movie also featured women and men of different ages and with varying bodies. And though I’ve seen people of all ages in porn and with every body type imaginable, it still makes me so happy when I find yet another sex-positive movie that exemplifies real bodies and real folks fucking.
And we can’t forget about the very visible safe sex demonstrations – with saran wrap, dental dam demos and black latex gloves – oh my! It was super sexy to see people demonstrating how to correctly use each barrier. I hope we see it more! What can I say, I may be a perv, but I’m a sex educator through and through.
Not only did this instructional movie blow my expectations out of the water, it got me extra excited to see what this new studio comes out with next! And I didn’t even START to talk about Madison Young’s scenes. One word: woah.
-J.D. Bauchery
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I love me some butch chicks – there is no denying that. Fucking with gender is not only awesome because it breaks preconceived ideas of gender roles into little bits, it’s really freaking hot as well. A gal in a tie and strap-on harness makes me weak at the knees. What can I say – I’m hot for butch/femme dynamics.
But as the femme lady I am, I sometimes crave something a little different – a little more feminine. And by that, I don’t mean delicate or weak. I mean girls in thigh-high fishnets and heels, with lots and lots of bright red lipstick. Toss in a string of pearls to push me over the edge. And lucky for me, Reel Queer Productions rounded up a bunch of super sexy femme dykes to get down and dirty – high heels and all!
Femmetastic is just what this awesome girlie dyke romp is! Ladies acting ladylike all over each other’s wet and tingly bits, infused with vintage clips of women in the ‘50s. Does it get any better? And those extra pieces did way more than just fill space. They totally set the sexy/campy vibe for the whole movie, which spans the entire realm of campy awesomeness – from two horny ‘50s housewives looking to iron each other’s wrinkles and frost one another’s cakes to Mormon sister wives having a play date while their husband and other sister wife are away! Amazing!
My favorite scene (3) features the super sexy Dylan Ryan having a solo go at it atop a washer in the laundromat. While I love watching Ryan in partnered scenes (especially with her real life beau, Trucker Cash), this sex kitten is fierce enough to hold the entire scene together with her freshly painted lips, unbuttoned jeans and moans of pleasure. Plus, she is in a laundromat! What an amazingly HOT fantasy! That and you get a free giant vibrator once the spin cycle starts. Double score! This scene is seriously moving to my list of must re-watch porn STAT.
Another big favorite about this movie is that though it is femme-on-femme action, there are still strap-ons being used. Seriously, I’m so glad someone is finally letting the world know that no matter how short and sexy your skirt is, sometimes there is a giant silicone dick hiding underneath. Wow, even typing out that sentence has me panting a little. That said, I need to get off the keyboard and get back to pre-occupying my hands…. Definitely check these Femmetastic ladies out!
-J.D. Bauchery
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I see a lot of forced feminization movies out there but when I came across “Mommy’s Boi” and its forced masculization premise, well let’s just say I was intrigued. I’ve never watched a movie from Girlfriends Films before either and I’ve heard a lot about them lately so now seemed like as good a time as any to begin my introduction.
My first thoughts while watching this are “huh” and “why did you pay for those boobs if you’re just gonna squish ‘em down with bandages?” I’m confused is playing ‘boi’ supposed to be a turn on for your average lesbian the way that playing nurse or something would be in a hetero relationship? Cause this has the same kind of ridiculous oversimplification to it that happens in many roleplay type pornos.
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A bright red ass is a memorizing thing to stare at. Even more so when you watch it turn from pale to deep red with each subsequent smack. And we can’t forget about listening to those moans of pleasure and sharp intakes of breath as hand makes contact with cheek. Yep, pretty much everything about spanking is hot. So when Sam finds out about Laura’s cheating behavior (with her own cousin!), we are rooting for a little OTK (that’s Over-The-Knee) action.
Soon Sam is overcome with the intense horniness that comes along with spanking your naughty partner, and forgoes Laura’s punishment for a little satisfaction of her own – in the form of tying Laura to the bed, licking her asshole and making her cum over and over again.
I love the dynamic between the pair. The way they communicate and still keep in their scene is really sexy and fun. They talk to each other and express what they like, or what is too much, and still keep the fire alive while doing it. So, so hot.
I totally had the hots for Sam in this flick. The butchy redhead is charming in a 1990’s dyke kind of way… which really just means that she’s dressed really ’90s and fucks with her combat boots still on and laced up tight. That’s right, only boots and a harness. Swoon. Watching (and listening) to her cum was even better!
While I’ll admit that family sexy scenarios are not a turn on for me (even if they are supposed to be second cousins twice removed, or whatever), this movie was still super hot because we never actually had to watch “family” get busy – and because even if we did, it’s not real family, only performers acting like family. And even if you forget that, don’t worry… the annoying camera flashing on the sidelines constantly reminds you that, no, it’s only a movie. Either way – the whole thing is so worth a watch.
-J.D. Bauchery
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Sometimes I’m looking for a nice long feature that moves slowly towards the climaxes (literally) and keeps me engrossed for hours. But today is not one of those days. Today I am all about instant gratification and needed a tasty little quickie to quell my appetite in no time at all. While some classic flicks are short and to the point, I was craving something a little less 8mm and a little more contemporary hot dyke action. This is where the fabulous Cyber-Dyke.net came into play! When I saw that this 12 minute quickie perfectly fit my dirty desires, I grabbed the mouse and the rest is history.
Real couple Ginger and Jo waste no time with pleasantries or conversation when they’ve both got sex on the brain. They don’t even bother waiting to get to a bed and opt to start their scene on an arm chair next to the bed instead. While we never actually find out who is who for sure, I’m just going to assume that the redhead is Ginger and her butch-er bedmate is Jo. I could be totally wrong, but really, who cares? Let’s get to the fucking!
Jo takes no time getting Ginger naked from the waist down and buries her face in Ginger’s pussy, bringing her to a fast, explosive orgasm. Ok, they do take a few moments for make-outs, but Ginger is down to her bra and thong within the first two minutes. Not too shabby for a 12 minute scene! While Ginger is coming down from her orgasm high, Jo starts stripping down to give us a glance of what the title promises – her strap-on! I may not have been expecting her to be wearing a thong underneath her harness, but hey, different strokes, and whatever, she’s still about to fuck her girlfriend! Woohoo!
They finally get to the bed around the nine minute mark, yet go into another round of pussy licking (Jo on Ginger again) and finger fucking. You are rockin’ a strap-on Jo – use it! It’s not until the last minute (literally) that she actually uses her cock, and we only get a small sliver of penetration before the scene cuts off. Booo. I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy watching Jo fuck with her tongue and her fingers, but if a title promises you strap-ons, I hope to actually see them in use. Eh, I guess either way it was exactly what I was looking for – a quickie featuring hot dykes fucking. And really, is there anything ever wrong with that??
-J.D. Bauchery
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Going through old reviews, I noticed that while we wrote about scenes one and two of Abigail Production’s “First Dates,” we never actually reviewed the last scene (it’s actually scenes 5,6 & 7) . I skipped an April Flores scene! I am so ashamed! And I call myself a fan. Obviously I had to rectify this situation ASAP, so today we are hanging out with two of the sassiest lady lovers around – zaftig porno goddess April Flores and tattooed tuff gal Varla Vex!
Blind dates can either be a total hit or a cringe-inducing, run for the hills miss. And rough-around-the-edges blonde bombshell Varla Vex has experienced only the down side of fix ups… until now. Things are looking up as soon as the amazingly hot April Flores walks in the door in a tight, low-cut dress, sporting her signature bright red curls. The twosome hit it off right from the get go and sparks start flying as they get drunk at the bar.
Things devolve into a pissing contest… literally, as the ladies head out to the parking lot and try to pee over a truck. Yeah, I don’t get it either. I think that maybe they were actually drunk, which is totally fine with me. They both seem to be having a ton of fun and laughing their asses off, which is all I would require of a first date. While I’m not real into piss when it comes to porn, this was completely separate from the fucking so I could get down with it.
As soon as they head inside for another drink, we finally get some action! A perfectly positioned pool table is just the place for things to turn a little more physical as April balances on the side and Varla goes straight for her tits and bare pussy. I love the way that Varla keeps telling April how hot she is – like she is in awe of April, but who wouldn’t be? And it is super duper hot when April lets Varla know just how she likes to be fucked, all while keeping it nice and dirty.
So, by this point you’d think they’d just skip the boozing and head back to Varla’s place, right? Wrong! The pair decides to get that last drink before they bring it to the bedroom and end up actually watching the whole bar while the bartender (a cameo by porn director Vena Virago) goes out with Mexican Wrestler Mr. Unknown (played by himself). They have free reign of the place, with only one rule to follow – no fucking on the bar! And not to ruin the surprise, but the rest of the insanely hot fucking, sucking, licking and kissing takes place right atop the old wooden bar. I bet you didn’t see that coming; but predictable or not, it’s freaking hot! What can I say, I’ve always had the hots for the rulebreakers…
-J.D. Bauchery
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Maybe it’s watching all those people shovel their walks while I sip my morning coffee that’s given me all kinds of knotty muscles or maybe it’s my general lack of love for shame and repression but when I stumbled across “Tao-Massage: The Tender Touch” I knew what I’d be reviewing today. Promising to banish the concept of shame from sensual massages that culminate in orgasm with the added bonus of being in the tantric category (come on who hasn’t fantasized about four hour whole body orgasms from time to time) it wasn’t hard for “Tao-Massage: The Tender Touch” to draw me in.
Things start off with a little exchange between the masseur and the recipient. It’s all couched in muted tones, with a male narrator explaining everything in a mysterious whisper. I have to admit that at the very beginning the atmosphere and seriously serious tone of everything inspired a little nervous giggling on my part – which quickly segwayed into me relaxing as I listened to the narrators scarily soothing voice. I have to say this movie does a remarkable job of making me feel like I’m in a really great massage parlor except for the hands on goodness that is.
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I can’t say I ever imagined that I would ever find prison sex totally sexy. Usually behind the bars bangin’ is portrayed as less than appealing, but now that I’ve seen the light, I know just now amazing it can be. And by the light, you know I’m talking about Triangle Films first feature, River Rock Women’s Prison! That’s right, the fabulous ladies of Triangle have tried their hand at a full-length feature, and wow, did they get it right!
Not just you’re average “women-in-prison” flick, this 2+ hour adventure takes us through the steamy encounters and racy power dynamics going on inside the walls River Rock Women’s Prison (RRWP), complete with amazing sets and stellar acting. The plot-heavy storyline is even spot on (think Shawshank Redemption good, but with sex!). Seriously, Triangle really did the industry justice with this one. I mean really, it’s not that often that I talk about how much I enjoyed the acting and film editing in a porn. But onward to the fucking… and story!
RRWP is a small private institution run by Warden Adams (the incredibly sexy Claire Adams) and her band of female correction officers (Adrianna Nicole and Jada Fire) and definitely rehabilitates the ladies in more ways than one. When it comes to the jail yard big shots, it’s all about Melissa Monet (Madame), Dia Zerva and Syd Blakovich. Let’s just say I wouldn’t want to meet these tough gals in a dark alley… or would I? Tough as nails on the surface, these hardcore chicks know how to fuck like champs (as well as actually act!) and steal the spotlight in each of their scenes. And we can’t forget about Marie Luv, Justine Jolie and Ariel X – holy crap was this movie packed to the gills with amazingly hot and talented women!
While I can honestly say I really enjoyed the whole movie from start to finish, there was one scene that stood out from the rest. I don’t know if it was just because I didn’t expect it, or maybe was the intensity that stuck with me, but scene 9, with Claire Adams and Dia Zerva, that totally has me thinking about it the next day. A sexy take on solitary confinement, Warden Adam treats Zerva to a special punishment that includes rope bondage, clothes pins and lots of hot strap-on fucking. The multi-talented Adams showcases her awesome skills while delighting her audiences and keeping up her role as Warden to a “T.”
This is a seriously good story with awesome acting and a production quality/editing that should be the standard. All I know is that if that’s what goes on in a women’s prison, I’m seriously considering jaywalking next time I see a police officer. I know I have the right to remain silent… but I can’t make any guarantees.
-J.D. Bauchery
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It’s been a while since we reviewed a scene from Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes – honestly, I don’t know what the hell is wrong with us because this is one amazing porno. Today I’m looking at the third scene starring some of my favorite people who fuck on film: Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee with Sage Sinn.
If you like strap-on sex like me, this might just be the best 36 minutes of your life. All three women are wielding cocks and they definitely know what they’re doing. Of course, they make use of their mouths and hands too and watching Syd finger bang Jiz while she’s face down on the floor is pretty awesome.
While there’s a ton of hot action, the ending is really the part that blew me away. Jiz is on her back and while Syd fucks her with a big Vixen dong and Sage works her clit. While I know that sounds totally rad, the way she pounds that cock into Jiz’s cunt until she squirts is way hotter than I can express in words.
If you’re a fan of Belladonna’s movie or any of the three amazing stars, this is a must see scene. It’s frenzied and messy and all of those good things I’ve come to expect from a group of people who have a vision for adult that goes way beyond the boring status quo.
By the way, I just have to say I love the country-alt song that starts off the scene. If you pay attention to music in porn like me, this one is a real treat.
-The Porn Librarian
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I have a total thing for tombois. Maybe it’s their close cropped, easily grabbable tufts of hair or just how damn sexy they look in a tie, but tombois are on the top of my list when it comes to things that make me all hot and bothered. So, obviously I knew this new Sweetheart Video flick would be right up my alley… if you catch my drift.
While scene 1 and 2 were hot in their own regards, it was the last couples of scenes that really stuck in my mind… for better or worse.
Scene three with Torrid and Lily is totally precious… in a coming of age, discovering sexuality way. Not so much in a porno way, at least for me. Maybe I’ve seen too many of these budding baby dyke movies where shy butches confess their love for their sassy femme best friends, but they are kind of sacred to me in a grin-inducing 80s brat pack way. I know, it might not make sense to anyone else, but there is something a little too much for me when they kiss and start fucking right away. Sure, if you separate the sex from the story, it’s hot… but Lily’s rainbow striped knee socks totally brought it back to baby dyke every time I tried.
But everything that didn’t do it for me in scene 3 was completely erased in the last scene, as Syd Blakovich and Satine Phoenix come together for some totally hot break up sex. Gotta love that last hurrah! The pair of Syd and Satine is amazingly sexy and a force to be reckoned with! How have we not seen them together prior to this?! It makes me incredibly sad to think of Satine leaving the porno industry now that we found such an amazingly sexy match up. I mean really, there is one point in the scene where Syd is riding Satine’s face. Not just sitting on her face, but literally riding it like a mechanical bull! Does it get better than that? And I haven’t even gotten to the hardcore tongue fucking yet! So hot! And best of it all – it’s Sweetheart Video, so you know that all the pleasure is 100% real (though I don’t think any of these stars would fake anything).
Another super sexy win from Nica Noelle!
-J.D. Bauchery
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