I was feeling the desire for something a little different when I heard about Australia’s no tiny boobies policy. They seem to think that only those who are underage would have small breasts! Since I’m a fan of natural breasts with a preference for the cute perky kind I must protest this travesty – by watching a movie featuring performers with small breasts!
Most of the main stream stuff didn’t look appealing but I found “Travel Incognito” which features a Japanese MILF with an awesome A-cup and undeniably mature features according to the cover, sweet! Also I watch all this hentai but rarely ever watch any live action Japanese porn, this should change immediately I’m curious about this mononucleosis stuff I’ve been seeing on the site lately too. Un/fortunately this movie is presented in the original Japanese, without subtitles, so I’m going to have to guess about the fine nuances of the plot (this movie seems to have one, double bonus) but certainly won’t stop me from enjoying the nitty gritty action.
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I have a total thing for tombois. Maybe it’s their close cropped, easily grabbable tufts of hair or just how damn sexy they look in a tie, but tombois are on the top of my list when it comes to things that make me all hot and bothered. So, obviously I knew this new Sweetheart Video flick would be right up my alley… if you catch my drift.
While scene 1 and 2 were hot in their own regards, it was the last couples of scenes that really stuck in my mind… for better or worse.
Scene three with Torrid and Lily is totally precious… in a coming of age, discovering sexuality way. Not so much in a porno way, at least for me. Maybe I’ve seen too many of these budding baby dyke movies where shy butches confess their love for their sassy femme best friends, but they are kind of sacred to me in a grin-inducing 80s brat pack way. I know, it might not make sense to anyone else, but there is something a little too much for me when they kiss and start fucking right away. Sure, if you separate the sex from the story, it’s hot… but Lily’s rainbow striped knee socks totally brought it back to baby dyke every time I tried.
But everything that didn’t do it for me in scene 3 was completely erased in the last scene, as Syd Blakovich and Satine Phoenix come together for some totally hot break up sex. Gotta love that last hurrah! The pair of Syd and Satine is amazingly sexy and a force to be reckoned with! How have we not seen them together prior to this?! It makes me incredibly sad to think of Satine leaving the porno industry now that we found such an amazingly sexy match up. I mean really, there is one point in the scene where Syd is riding Satine’s face. Not just sitting on her face, but literally riding it like a mechanical bull! Does it get better than that? And I haven’t even gotten to the hardcore tongue fucking yet! So hot! And best of it all – it’s Sweetheart Video, so you know that all the pleasure is 100% real (though I don’t think any of these stars would fake anything).
Another super sexy win from Nica Noelle!
-J.D. Bauchery
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Today’s Retro Review is from one of our favorite ladies in porn, Joanna Angel. Before everyone in the world was making goofy spoofs, Angel and her friends were combining humor with hot XXX and the results were totally hot. Check out what Venus had to say about Joanna Angel’s Guide 2 Humping back in 2007.
Whenever Joanna Angel makes a movie, it’s always a must-see: she always gets my favorite performers (male and female) and you know it’s going to be totally fun and totally hot. This one is no exception. In “Joanna Angel’s Guide 2 Humping”, she teaches a course to a class of crazy characters on… take a guess.
It’s not quite an instructional movie, although the beginnings of the video scenes are like campy 50’s educational shorts… turned into a hot punk-girl on punk-girl playtime culminating into some double dildo penetration and strap-on action (as in scene 2). Tommy Pistol plays the funniest characters which honestly makes me want to see him naked and humping even more (he’s super cute too, which is a big factor there too), but the best scene is the final, when Joanna confronts James Deen and their chemistry heats up in a dark room for some rough fucking sex. A+
-Venus
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So thanks in small part to my guilty pleasure, Bel Ami, and to the upcoming romantic holiday I was feeling the need for something on the love story side of things. Hard to find in hentai titles but I’m hopeful that “Swallowtail Inn” might do the trick.
The description describes it as the tale of a woman in love – an auspicious start. Yuriko is that woman, a widow and owner of the Swallowtail Inn, after her husband’s death the business falls into greater and greater disrepair. Yuriko struggles with the burdens of trying to keep the business running and occasionally masturbates while doing chores when one day she meets a new man. Hot and mysterious with a complete lack of memory and a sweet helpful nature, Yuriko quickly takes him into the inn and names him Kenji. Shortly after that the secret method of how she’s been keeping the inn afloat is revealed to Kenji, Yuriko has been allowing customers to use her body in all kinds of debauched ways in order to pay the bills.
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This is probably the highest quality classic porno clip I’ve ever seen and for that reason it is definitely worth reviewing here. I’m a huge fan of vintage porn and when I come across a gem like this I just have to share.
First, let me just say that this is the cutest porno ever. While that’s probably a weird thing to say, I just love the story boards in between scenes and the scenery and clothes are super great. It’s like watching an old silent movie where the people end up fucking.
So, things start off with a bedroom threesome where one lucky dude takes on a couple of ladies. I love that he starts things off by going down on one of the women – apparently French men knew what was up way back in the early 1900s. What follows is a quick romp where everyone seems to have a pretty good time.
Next up, we move to the garden where the threesome is enjoying a light snack while the gardener jerks off. Before long they’re back at it and the gardener joins in on the fun. The best part is that he drops to his knees and swallows his bosses’ cock while the women enjoy each other. It’s a quick flash, but I love the fact that this super old flick has a little man on man action!
While I’m not blown away by the XXX, I just can’t get over the video quality in this ten minute French film loop. It’s a great look back in time that proves once again that our generation did not invent sex!
-The Porn Librarian
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Yesterday’s groundhog prediction of more cold weather got me in the mood for winter… well, winters really. That’s right, I’m talking about AbbyWinters.com! Who is better to cure my snowstorm blues that a bunch of super cute Aussie gals getting busy all over the screen? Yeah, it’s the perfect antidote to today’s wintry mix of ice and flurries.
Susie is our lady of the hour (or 2) this movie, bringing the gals to orgasm over and over again in each of the three scenes. And I’m already starting to feel warmer as the movie opens with Chloe and Susie playing a little “Rock, Paper, Scissors” and giggling atop the bed. While I’m not quite sure what the pair is dueling over, it really looks to me like they both win as the giggles turn into pulling each others’ clothing off. Well, to be honest, it looks like Scissors takes the cake as Chloe and Susie grind together and explode into powerful climaxes. Lots of kissing, hugging and laughing finish the scene of perfectly.
In actuality, the post-coital moments are my favorite of each of the scenes. I love that the director, Lottie, creates a relaxing and comfortable environment where the girls can just lay together and talk about how much fun they had together. They snuggle and giggle like seasoned lovers, though they very well might have met for the first time right before filming. While all the sex was super hot and totally watch-worthy (especially the tribbing), it was the total girl love fest at the ends of each scene that make this movie one I plan to add to my personal list of porn to watch at home.
-J.D. Bauchery
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Sometimes at the end of a testosterone soaked day (believe it or not I work in an office heavy on the male side and today I was the only femme who reported for duty) it’s wonderful to have an ingrained excuse to dip into a little female oriented fantasy; which would be why I was overjoyed to find out we had new movies from Sweet Sinner in!
“The Deviant” is a film that promises intrigue along with super hot sex and the headlining Manuel Ferrara is definitely someone I’d like to see with his clothes off. Apparently Ferrara isn’t happy with his marriage so he enlists the help of his friend played by Mr. Pete, to help him uncover his wife’s philandering ways. Of course this speaks to all kinds of under handed intentions on Ferrara’s part and he wastes very little time showing us his true intentions.
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We’ve been taking care of the business end of our sponsorship of Dinah Shore this April and it’s kind of lame. I mean, it’s all worth it when we get to spend time talking to the masses about the amazingness that is HotMoviesForHer and porn, but we put a lot of work in before heading out to California.
This review is for JD, who’s been getting quotes from everyone in the world for our awesome giveaways. Trunks takes place in sunny Palm Springs and once we’re there promoting the hell out of the site, all of the phone calls will be worth it.
I expected to love the first scene, because the description claims that Enzo Grimaldi and Kirk Ziegler are real life lovers, but sadly there was no chemistry! How can that happen?? I mean, it’s not horrible, nothing by Hot House really ever is, but it was just missing something.
Fortunately, Jason Hawke and Owen Hawk make up for any disappointment in the next scene. They obviously found Grimaldi and Ziegler hotter than I, because after watching them go at it out by the pool, they can’t keep their hands off of each other. They take turns bottoming, I always love versatile performers, until Own drills Jason until he explodes. Nice work boys.
The other scene I have to talk about is the final threesome between Alex Fuerte, Ricky Martinez and Frederick Ford. Fuete is currently my favorite bottom and if you’re a size queen, I’m sure you’ve heard of Martinez and his enormous cock. It’s like 12 x 9 or something insane like that. I seriously don’t even know how this dude walks with it between his legs.
Anyways… Things start off by the pool and you get to see why I love Mr. Fuerte so much. Ford drills Alex until he blows his load and then Martinez blasts him in the face. What’s even better is that they then head inside for more XXX fun. I assumed we were done after every one came by the pool, but things were just heating up. The only thing that didn’t really do it for me was when Martinez sucks himself off. I mean, it’s pretty amazing, but I’ve seen it 100 times before and it just doesn’t do much for me.
Another fine fuck film from Hot House and just what I needed in the middle of a week that’s been packed full of business – and not the fun kind!
-The Porn Librarian
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We’re back with another retro review. While spoofs are all the rage now, they aren’t new to the porn industry and Venus shared her thoughts on this Star Trek spoof way back in HotMovieForHer’s beginnings. Geeky pervs rejoice!
Revived from the classic spoof Sex Trek series, “Where No Man Has Cum B4″ continues this hilarious spoof with impressive comedic acting, fun special effects, and hot, hot sex. Randy Spears continues his role as Captain James T. Quirk, and his impersonation of William Shatner alone is reason to watch. I love the girls’ 60s sci-fi sex kitten styles (especially Gabriella Dreams – check her out in scene 3), which I feel is a highly under-used look in adult movies. I’m not a Trekkie myself, but that definitely doesn’t hinder any enjoyment I get from this film. Read the rest of this entry »
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Normally today I’d be reviewing a new hentai title and even though we got in a super huge supply of awesome new hentai that I’m super excited about getting my pervy little paws on – it’ll have to wait till next week. Because this week something amazing happened, besides the most awesome 30th birthday ever, Hotmoviesforher.com got access to my favorite studio of all time! Welcome Bel Ami, come to Frzkey!
I absolutely adore this studio, the guys are young but not as young as you’d think (my favorite, Lukas Ridgeston, is actually five years older than I am) toned, tight, uncut and so super fucking gorgeous! If only they had a few more with tons of tattoos they’d be beyond perfection. Movies from Bel Ami vary in plot from simple auditions, romantic little epics and site seeing excursions to exotic locales. And I don’t know how the scenes manage to be so super hot, full of eye popping color and beautifully choreographed at the same time but – oh my gods it’s an eye candy-stravaganza!
Okies, enough of me gushing without seeing this particular movie; ok, maybe just one more little squee of joy then onto the film! Squeeeeee!
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