This week I picked Anna Span’s Their Pants Down! as our quick pick Friday Fuck, in honor of her announced candidacy for British Parliament.

Check out the rest of this awesome flick and have a great weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Span, otherwise known as Anna Arrowsmith, has been chosen as a Liberal Democrat candidate in the general election for a seat in Gravesham in Kent.

“Explaining why she wanted to be an MP, the 38-year-old – whose films include Where’s The Rent Boys? (sic) – said she was ‘disgusted’ by the MPs’ expenses scandal and believes women are under-represented in Parliament.

Mrs Arrowsmith, who is fighting Tory Adam Holloway’s seat of Gravesham in Kent, said: ‘I am not a professional politician, I have worked all my life to set up a successful business and I want to fight for the rights of people in Gravesham.’”

After seeing the fruits of Span’s dedication to changing the porn industry and making it more female friendly, we have total faith that she will rock political office and make Britain an even better (and sexier!) place to be!

(via Fleshbot)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Today is Nina Hartley’s birthday! To celebrate the fabulously foxy fifty-one year old’s special day, we thought we’d highlight some of our favorite Nina flicks, as well as make sure you’ve checked out our awesome 20 questions interview with this porno legend.

Happy Birthday Nina!  Thanks for all the amazing movies!

xoxo
- J.D. and the ladies of HM4Her

- Everyone loves porn… even Law & Order detectives.  Insert signature L & O doink doink sound here.

- Who else knows porn best?  News anchor Megyn Kelly’s on-air Lawyer.  Definitely stay tuned for the last 30 seconds!

- Speaking of lawyers, a Queens woman and her husband are suing a wig store for an accident where a mannequin head fell on her foot.  Apparently the “injury” is disrupting their sex life because she can no longer make a fist with her toes.  This actually makes me question – can folks sue for pain and suffering when their injury only affects the way they get off?  Valid question!

- This is the week for sexy accident news!  A recent car crash in the Florida Keys was caused by a woman trying to shave her bikini line while driving.  She was on the way to see her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for action when she arrived.  Even weirder, her ex-husband was in the passenger seat, controlling the wheel as she trimmed down.  Words defy…  (via Jezebel)

- Queer porn director/performer Courtney Trouble has taken on a new venture and launched her own sex positive alt-porn talent agency!!  Little Pink Book already features the fabulous Dylan Ryan, Sarah Lee Sinful and Trouble herself.  So if you’re lookin’ to book some of the hottest stars in the biz, you know where to go!

- And lastly, Kelly Cutrone from Hell On Earth gives Babeland some on-air love.  Check it out! (via TheFrisky)

Hope this gets you through to the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

In no specific order, the top five classics you’ve definitely heard of, but probably never seen.
Each of this fabulous fuck flicks are a piece of pornographic history that every adult movie watcher should see in their lifetime.  So get your super hot history lesson on and check them out! Trust me, the pop quiz is totally worth it.

The Devil In Miss Jones: After committing suicide, Justine Jones ends up in limbo only to find out the she can’t get into heaven because she took her own life, yet can’t go to hell because she was just too good. She makes a deal to come back and go to hell after she’s sufficiently “lusted” and is granted a limited second chance for sex.  And does she take it!  This is totally a classic for a reason!

Debbie Does Dallas: Cheerleading Captain Debbie Benton has a chance to try out for a spot on the Texas Cowgirls (ahem… Dallas Cowboys) cheerleaders, but her parents won’t foot the bill for her trip. Oh no!  But no worries, her friends step in and help Debbie raise some funds to get her to the big audition!  They try out wholesome jobs at first, but quickly realize that men are willing to pay much more for a chance at some action.  Good thing too, cause guess who shows up at the end in a Texas Cowgirls uniform?  Ra Ra Ra!  You’d have to have lived under a rock to never heard of this flick.

Cecil Howard’s Babylon Pink: Legendary porn directors Cecil Howard and Henri Pachard bring intense female sexuality and desire to the screen with this classic mix of erotic vignettes starring adult goddesses Vanessa Del Rio, Georgina Spelvin, Samantha Fox and more!  A must see for female fantasies fans!

The Opening of Misty Beethoven: Pygmalion done porno style, this plot heavy seventies classic follows frigid streetwalker Misty Beethoven through her transformation into a first-class sexual socialite. How fancy! My favorite part is definitely the montage of her learning the ways of the sex world. I always love a movie montage – porno or not.  Starring adult great Jamie Gillis, who recently passed away.

Behind the Green Door: Changing the face of porn for the mainstream, this 1972 Mitchell Brothers classic tells the story of an abducted woman ending up as the main feature at at private club later in the evening.  While that sounds kind of intense to watch, in reality, it’s actually done in a really erotic and sensual way.  Screened at Cannes, Behind the Green Door was one of the biggest box office successes for the ’70s, as well as the second movie to ever be inducted into the XRCO (X-Rated Critic’s Organization) Hall of Fame (behind Deep Throat).

Seriously, you won’t be disappointed!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Each year, organizations, governments, women’s groups, etc. select different themes that reflect issues that are important to them. And while we, of course, don’t need a specific day to show ladies how much we care, we think International Women’s Day is awesome and are participating to support all the awesome women of the world!

So, in honor of International Women’s Day 2010, we want to take a little time to bring some attention to a few of our favorite female porn directors!

Joanna Angel

Madison Young

Erika Lust

Courtney Trouble

Belladonna

Nica Noelle

Kathryn Annelle

Tristan Taormino

Shine Louise Houston

Porn would not be the same without any of these awesome ladies behind the camera!

Thanks for all you do!

Happy International Women’s Day 2010!

xoxo
J.D. Bauchery

Here it is – The Clik’s Lucas Silveira (Canada’s Sexiest Man! The first transman to ever win the title! Swoon!) covering Beyonce’s Halo.

So. Freaking. Hot.

Anyway, hope you have a fabulous weekend!!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

ps. And totally check out this video we took last year at Dinah of Lucas and Margaret Cho!!

Although we ourselves are not on the XRCO board and have no say in the choices, we do have some of our own winner predictions from the 2010 noms.

Here are a few select picks from us!

Best Release:  Throat: A Cautionary Tale An awesome feature based on the original classic Deep Throat.  And of course Sasha Grey is fabulous per usual.

Best Epic:  The 8th Day (All FOUR Discs) A seriously EPIC movie, this flick offers up a million hours of hot story, as well as behind-the-scenes action and interviews.  I mean really, it’s FOUR discs worth of awesome.

Best Director (Non-Features): Belladonna (also up for SuperSlut, which we predict a Belladonna win as well) It’s Belladonna… need we say more?

Best Comedy or Parody: LA Pink – A XXX Parody It’s the year of the parodies and Joanna Angel gets my vote for rocking “L.A. Ink” porno-style!

Female Perfomer Of The Year: Tori Black She won 2010 Female Performer Of The Year at both AVN and XBIZ, I say let’s make it a three-fer!

Be sure to check out the whole list of nominees at XRCO!

Congrats to all the nominees and stay tuned for the winners announced in late April!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  And welcome to March – the month that goes in lion and out like a lamb.  It’s the month that officially brings us into the spring season, and I could not be happier.  There’s nothing I love more than spring… well, watching folks fuck on screen isn’t too shabby either, but spring means I can watch people fucking on screen with the windows open!  Anyway, that and the fact that it’s Humpday has put be in a fabulous mood and has me giddy and searching through the interwebs with vigor!  Good thing you get the fruits of my labor!  So sit back, relax and let’s get to it with a little link love!

- XKCD always seems to get it right, especially when they talk about sex.

- Speaking of things that are geeky awesome – Playing D & D With Porn Stars.  That’s right, Dungeons and Dragons…  Holy crap, does it get any nerdier/sexier?!  I think not.  (via Fleshbot)

- Fabulous San Francisco-based queer porn empire Pink and White Productions has recently published their safer sex best practices in porn standards, complete with health resources.  Healthy safe sex = Awesomeness.  Thanks Pink and White!  (via Tiny Nibbles)

- Queer porn star Jiz Lee is all about giving back to the community and is hoping that we will help out too – with a special porno incentive to make it super extra worth your while!  We <3 Jiz!

- Finally!  A study that tells porn like it is – that it’s not harmful and yes, it can even be beneficial!

- While this doesn’t have to do with sex/porn directly, The Bloggess is awesome and we think everyone deserves one of her awards.  Scroll to the bottom and choose away!

- As this link states boldly on top – Warning: This Article Contains Video Of Ron Jeremy Rapping. Woah.  that’s right, it’s porn stars and pop songs from Nerve!

- While no one really cares about Olympics news once the games are finished up, this sorry excuse for not winning a gold just came out and I just had to post it.  WTF? Is there even such a thing as too much porn?  And if there was, can you imagine blaming your 2nd place standing for it?  Norwega is craying.

And lastly, two videos that bring our Olympic coverage to a total halt.

The first, a commercial that ran exclusively in Canada during the games.  Apparently other countries (namely the one I am typing this from) wouldn’t be able to handle all the hot girl on hot girl action.  FAIL to them, this commercial is awesome.

And second. Two Australian news anchors had so much fun Wii curling on air, they did not even notice how hilariously awkward it was for us viewers.  Ratings up!

Happy Humpday.  How this gets you through to the weekend.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Today is a super exciting day!  The 2010 Feminist Porn Award nominees have been announced!! So many of our favorite flicks from the last year are on the list and we really couldn’t be more proud of our lady porn community.

Showcasing the best of the best in porn made for and by forward-thinking feminist folks of all genders (though the movies have to have a woman’s hand in the production, writing, directing, etc.), the Feminist Porn Awards are the do all and say all when it comes to porn created specifically with women in mind.

HM4Her is so thrilled to be sponsoring the awards again this year!  We are literally counting the days to the ceremony!  That’s right, I (J.D.) will be at the awards in Toronto, April 8 & 9th representing HotMoviesforHer!  Plus, the actual awards celebration will be kicked off with an evening of film screenings and round table discussions the night before.  Find out more info here.

So, without further ado, the 2010 Feminist Porn Award Nominees:

101 Positions for Lovers – Jamye Waxman – Sensual Couples
A Man With a Maid: Tales of Victorian Lust – Nica Noelle – Sweet Sinner Video
Art of Female Self-Pleasure – Jaiya – New World Sex Education
Be My Boy Toy – Anna Span – Easy on the Eye Productions
Behind the Red Door – Carlos Batts – HeartCore Films
Bordello – Courtney Trouble – Reel Queer Productions
Buck Angel’s Ultimate Fucking Club – Buck Angel – Buck Angel Entertainment
Cocksucker – Julie Simone – Julie Simone Productions
Couch Surfers 2: Trans Men in Action – Brazen Garage Squad –Trannywood Pictures
Crash Pad Series 4: Ropeburn – Shine Louise Houston – Blowfish Video
Crash Pad Series 5: The Revolving Door – Shine Louise Houston – Blowfish Video
Dangerous Curves – Carlos Batts – HeartCore Films
Des Jours Plus Belles Que La Nuit – Jennifer Lyon Bell + Murielle Scherre – Blue Artichoke Films
Dirty Diaries: 12 Shorts of Feminist Porn – Mia Engberg (producer) — Njuta Films
Fluid: Men Redefining Sexuality – Madison Young – Reel Queer Productions
Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality – Madison Young – Reel Queer Productions
Glamazons – Carlos Batts – HeartCore Films
Handcuffs – Erika Lust – Lust Films
Honey Bunny – Vena Virago – Vivid Alt
John — Astrid Glitter– Glitter Films
Lesbian Adventures: Victorian Love Letters – Nica Noelle – Sweetheart Video
Lesbian Hitchhikers – Nica Noelle – Sweetheart Video
Maneater: The Prelude – Damali Dares – Desire Street Productions
My Daughter’s Boyfriend – Nica Noelle – Sweet Sinner Video
Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Rough Sex – Tristan Taormino & Penny Flame – Vivid Ed/Smart Ass Video
Perversions of Lesbian Lust Vol. 2 – Madison Young – Madison Young Productions
Queer Manor – Madison Young – Reel Queer Productions
River Rock Women’s Prison – Kathryn Annelle – Triangle Films
Rock Hard: For Music and Cock Lovers Everywhere – Jelena Lakic – Easy on the Eye
Roulette: Berlin – Courtney Trouble – Reel Queer Productions
Sensual Massage for Pregnancy – Jaiya – New World Sex Education
Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out – Courtney Trouble – Reel Queer Productions
Seven Minutes in Heaven: Tender Hearted – Courtney Trouble – Reel Queer Productions
Speakeasy – Courtney Trouble – Reel Queer Productions
Stories of Sexes – Ovidie & Jack Tyler – French Lover TV
Sylvia – Madison Young – Madison Young Productions
The Band – Anna Brownfield – Hungry Films
The Deviant – Nica Noelle – Sweet Sinner Video
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Anal Sex for Men – Tristan Taormino – Vivid Ed/Smart Ass Video
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes – Tristan Taormino – Vivid Ed/ Smart Ass Video
Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex – Tristan Taormino – Vivid / Smart Ass Video
Women Love Porn – Anna Span (producer) – Easy on the Eye Productions
Women Love Porn: Apocalypse Angels – Katie Coxxx – Easy on the Eye Productions
XXX Vignettes – Astrid Glitter – Glitter Films

What an amazing list, right?!?  Congratulations to all the films, directors  studios and websites nominated!!  You seriously all deserve to win!  But really, you get to make amazing porno movies, so it sounds to me like you’ve already won!

39 days and counting!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery