Please don't judge me by my name - story HERE. I am 20/30 something... I love the cock but am totally down with girl on girl porn (but after an odd night at a strip club I know that I am not so into real-life pussy in my face). I started this site in 2006 and have since fell into an interesting world of porn. Oddly enough, I travel a lot to "mainstream" porn/adult webmaster conventions, so beware: sometimes my "pc factor" is out the window. On that note, I travel a lot, so I'm not the most frequent writer...
Porn I like: Porn with passionate sex. I don't care who's doing it - if there's passion in the scene, I feel the heat. Um, and hot guys. Hot dirty guys....
Guilty Pleasures:
America's Next Top Model
The Flavor of Love
Beauty and the Geek (I am secretly in love with all of the geeks)
Back to the Beach
Nightmare on Elm St (ALL of them)
Perez Hilton
We’re back with another retro review. While spoofs are all the rage now, they aren’t new to the porn industry and Venus shared her thoughts on this Star Trek spoof way back in HotMovieForHer’s beginnings. Geeky pervs rejoice!
Revived from the classic spoof Sex Trek series, “Where No Man Has Cum B4″ continues this hilarious spoof with impressive comedic acting, fun special effects, and hot, hot sex. Randy Spears continues his role as Captain James T. Quirk, and his impersonation of William Shatner alone is reason to watch. I love the girls’ 60s sci-fi sex kitten styles (especially Gabriella Dreams – check her out in scene 3), which I feel is a highly under-used look in adult movies. I’m not a Trekkie myself, but that definitely doesn’t hinder any enjoyment I get from this film. Read the rest of this entry »
I loved the book “Coffee, Tea or Me? The Uninhibited Memoirs of Two Airline Stewardesses“. It was published in the late 1960s and was very risque for its time… Of course, not thinking of this consideration, I am expecting raunchy stories of the stylish 60s stewardesses (I loooove mod uniforms). But, on the risque end of the stories, I was left a little disappointed and wanting more (as for the rest, I enjoyed the book).
So then I come into the office today, browsing through the new movies on the site, and holy crap! This movie just went up this morning… Cal Vista Classics “Coffee, Tea or Me” starring some of my favorites, Juliet Anderson, Herschel Savage, Jamie Gillis, and a ton more… So naturally, I begin watching immediately.
I forgot my headphones so I’m just watching kind of muted in the background while I checked my email and did my normal work. This movie is AWESOME! It’s from 1983, but the style’s aren’t offensive in anyway and the sex is HOT. Like, real hot, and everyone looks like they’re having fun. There’s a plot revolving around airline pilots and stewardesses, but since I’m watching on mute I don’t know what they’re talking about… all I know is that they’re wearing uniforms and that is enough for me right now.
The production quality is really good and the plot seems fairly interesting so I’m putting this on “my watch-again-with-sound-later list”. But either way, I give it 48 thumbs up!
Ok, from the stories and the pics the Dinah seems super awesome, but I’m missing myself some naked man around here I’ve also realized I haven’t really posted in a really long time… I mean, my inbox is constantly slammed with “Venus, where have you been? We miss you soooo much!” emails, but time really does fly…
I actually have been busy and not just sitting on my ass (although I am very busy while I sit on my ass), and since everyone else was too busy to do a “Top 5 Tuesday” this week, I’m secretly infiltrating with my own guerrilla “Top 5 THURSday” featuring some of our more recently added straight movies with lots and lots of penis (only cute guys and hot stuff too… penis by itself is cool and all, but let’s be honest, shall we?).
So without further ado, and before anyone stops me, my testosterone-filled Top 5 Thursday picks!
The Stepmother – Sinful Seductions: Finally Nica Noelle’s long awaited foray into straight porn has arrived! No surprise that it’s amazing, just with sexy guys! I saw a great review on another site about this movie complimenting it’s real sex and orgasms so, if you happen to see something, um, not so eloquant on our video site, feel free to add your comments!
Lusty Luxuries: I always enjoy Playgirl movies because they keep a woman’s pleasure in mind… I did pass on the first scene though, and was much more impressed as the movie played on. I’m a big fan of kissing, so how could I pass a boxcover like this?
Anna Span’s Diary Series #12 – Do The Business: I picked this movie because A) Anna Span makes some really great movies, and B) the boxcover says “Earnest, 1950’s stocking-clad housewives seek gentlemen”. That is like my fantasy self… Also it says there’s time travel involved. Score!
Penny Flame’s Expert Guide To Rough Sex: I’m feeling a little randy today so I’m throwing it in here. The rougher stuff usually falls into my “don’t usually like to watch but in real life is good” category, but Vivid Ed is pretty quality so I would check this out. Plus Penny Flame is always fun.
Honey Bunny: “Thumping sex and candy colored worlds implode with the innocence of desire”… um, I don’t think there’s much innocence here but a visually surreal and erotic romp it is… as someone who overly appreciates style and excessive use of colors, I approve.
There you have it, enjoy my pretties! I’ve had my porn for the day and now I’m off in search of gluten-free pizza….
You may have been living under a rock yesterday, so hopefully the Porn Librarian was the first to tell you (ok, probably the millionth) some exciting news – there just may be a Josh Hartnett sex tape.
Since I am a foremost authority on details, I’ll recap the important stuff – Josh Hartnett, public sex in library, caught on surveillance. Oh, and Red Light District released a press release offering $500,000 for the video.
I am not one to let sleeping dogs lie (or let secret Josh Hartnett sex tapes remain secret), so I am publishing 3 public letters to the entities that I feel can help make my wish a reality.
Letter #1:
Dear Power Greater Than Me,
Thank you for coming close to finally answering my prayers that for once a celebrity sex tape may possibly exist that features someone I actually find attractive. Many seem to be staged leaks featuring people I’m not necessarily interested in watching clothed, let alone doing the dirty; but I think this just may be my moment.
Josh Hartnett may not be my first choice, but he’s in the long list for sure. I will continue to cross my fingers in hopes that one day I will be witness to this promising tape and that it will not be a fantastic disappointment.
Yours always (at least sometimes),
Venus Vegas
Letter #2:
Dear Red Light District,
I have just read that you are offering money for this tape! While I know many of your past celebrity tape acquisitions have been a financial boon, I must admit they left me feeling much to be desired. I lust over many celebrities, yet you keep seeming to find the ones that are on my “no” list.
Now, I think we can all agree Zach and A. C. Slater were the real hotties here. Zach not so much any more, but Slater has only gotten better (good bye Z. Cavaricci’s!). Mr. Red Light District, I know you take what you can get, but did you not see the show? Only poor geeky Violet took Screech, and while we all know beneath those big glasses and ill-fitting dresses she was a true gem, I highly doubt she’d stand for a fake dirty sanchez.
Remember Lisa Turtle’s voice of repellent in every episode? I rest my case.
So, to hear that you are trying to get Josh Hartnett’s sex tape is music to my ears and sends tingles to my hoo-ha! Please, please, be nice to him and allow my hungry eyes witness to his raw sex. In a library. Please.
My Faith Is With You,
Venus Vegas
Letter #3:
My Dearest Josh Hartnett,
I’d like to begin by saying that the vision of you keeps me warm on cold nights. For every porn movie I watch that does not star a few certain key males (Tommy Pistol, Manuel Ferrara, or Kurt Lockwood), I envision your face on the mulleted/poorly bleached/bald-headed man.
I am deeply saddened to hear that your most intimate privacy may have been invaded! In a public library no less! However, as with everything that appears bad on the surface, something good can always be brought out of it. This good I speak of, is fulfilling so many female (and male!) fantasies without having to do any more effort on your part. Imagine it! What you thought was a mere night of bliss which would end as soon as you exited into the streets could now turn into financial gains and happy women the world over! You want people to be happy, don’t you, Josh?
Please don’t think that I’m pressuring you. I’m merely trying to open your mind to magnificent mass sexual satisfaction that you could give to women without risking severe mortal exhaustion from physical attempts at this feat. I’m only thinking of your best interest.
I think you know the right decision in this situation (do it.), so I will I close with an earnest plea from a dear friend:
“I emplore you to do this good and noble deed for women everywhere.”
Hoping and praying to see your penis on-screen soon,
Venus Vegas
PS – Should you feel more effort IS necessary, I will gladly make good use of you. I have included a pic to illustrate our potential happiness together.
“Thinking man’s porn star” turned director
(with an eye for hot, muscle guys!)
Tina Tyler, former performer turned director, works for Mr. Hottness himself, Lexington Steele’s production company Mercenary Pictures. As a performer, she was nominated for multiple AVN awards, winning the 2003 AVN Award for Best Non-Sex Performance for The Ozporns. Now she is executive liaison and director for Mercenary Pictures, one of the hottest interracial studios – and when I say “hottest”, I’m actually referring to the men, the sex, and the men, and the women and the men (in case that wasn’t clear… they use some pretty hot guys). Here, she also started the Handyman series, a solo male masturbation series made for women! Score!
Woohoo! We’re breaking into the 21st century and adding tags to our blog posts, so you can browse and read specific topics or random things! We’re adding them now, so please be patient until we get them all done…. we’ve written a hell of a lot!
So I just got back from Vegas last week where Joanna Angel performed her song “Rock & Roll In My Butthole”, which she wrote for her new movie “Rock & Roll In My Butthole”. Sadly, being the hard, dedicated worker that I am, I fucking missed it! God bless the internets, because apparently she posted this earlier in the month and it totally passed my radar.
Either way, the song is instant classic, stuck in my head, and now forces me to think of butt sex over and over. Seriously, it’s a really cute duet she wrote and performs with princessFrank (from L.A. band Masterslave) that is actually really catchy.
What more could you want to know! The wonderful woman behind O4Her.com asked me some very good questions, from I how got started in the industry to the what’s and why’s of porn for women. It was fun, and I hope you enjoy!
Creating a new genre of programming that reflects women's love of men. In these sexy movies, the men are the objects of lust.
Candida Royalle innovated the concept of couples erotica "Femme Productions", erotic films from a woman's perspective.
Completely female-owned by Estelle Joseph, SFP majors on minor details to provide high-quality films that appeal to the senses and intellect, striving to expand beyond the stereotypical image of "porn."
Anna Span started shooting porn films after graduating from college, where she wrote her dissertation on what a female perspective on porn would look like, as well as what an excellent genre porn is.
Founded by Erika Lust, Lust Films offers a new modern, feminine and feminist approach to explicit filmmaking.
Not just for gay men, SG4GE features "hot straight men having sex with women. But the camera cherishes every movement, every muscle, every drop of sweat of the man and does not focus on the woman."
Owned and founded by edgy, punk princess Joanna Angel, featuring hot, intense gonzo sex and the sexiest punk chicks in the business. She ensures you: "It doesn't have to be degrading to be dirty."
“. It was published in the late 1960s and was very risque for its time… Of course, not thinking of this consideration, I am expecting raunchy stories of the stylish 60s stewardesses (I loooove mod uniforms). But, on the risque end of the stories, I was left a little disappointed and wanting more (as for the rest, I enjoyed the book).
I’ve also realized I haven’t really posted in a really long time… I mean, my inbox is constantly slammed with “Venus, where have you been? We miss you soooo much!” emails, but time really does fly…
