I went to library school but ended up working in the adult industry instead. I'm sure that happens to a lot of librarians. Now I get to catalog copious amounts of pornography and use the Women’s Studies degree that many deemed worthless.
When I’m not indulging in pornographic materials, I like riding my bike, high-fiving and will read anything you put in front of me. I’m most proud of the fact that at 30, I can still do pull-ups and am pretty sure I could rock the Presidential Fitness Test.
Oh. And I like Sluts. Sluts Rock. It’s just got to be the right slut
Some of you may remember Melissa Monet from her first stint in front of the camera back in the mid-nineties, while others have recently seen her in her more recent work with Triangle Films, Sweetheart Video and Lethal Hardcore. To be honest, it doesn’t matter when you were introduced to this gorgeous lady, as long as you know to keep an eye out for her because she’s one of those women who always shines on screen. If you don’t believe me, here’s what Triangle Films’ director Kathryn Annelle has to say about working with Monet:
I’ve worked with Melissa on several occasions, and she always brings her best game. She did her first scene for me with Ginger Lynn, (WGMN), and it was truly breathtaking! Melissa is great, she’s not afraid to just go for it and that’s saying a lot. Melissa, like most of the women I work with, is able to find beauty in the women.
Melissa has a huge role in River Rock Women’s Prison. Her character, “Madam”, a lifer who’s seen it all and has somehow found a certain comfort where she is was written specifically for her. She naturally fell into the role and it was amazing watching her as she put her “claim in” for Justine Joli over the course of shooting this. When she finally got Justine alone, and away from the madness, she owned her! Some of the hottest sex I’ve ever witnessed!
Of course, there’s more to this self-proclaimed cougar than what you’ll see in her films, which is why we asked her to share a little more about herself! For industry insight and a few great personal stories from a woman who’s definitely got a lot to offer, check out our latest installment of 20 Questions.
1. How (and when) did you get started in the industry?
I started in July, 1994. The person I was dating at the time wanted to be a porn star and he ummm… had some short comings. I went with him into the agent’s office to offer some moral support. They didn’t hire him but they offered me a job.
2. If you weren’t in the adult industry, what would you be doing?
I really have no idea, but I would probably have gotten back into the mutual fund industry doing some sort of accounting. If I would have stayed in the sex industry (I was a Sex Surrogate in the early 80’s) I would probably be some sort of sex shrink… or dead; who knows? Read the rest of this entry »
This is probably the highest quality classic porno clip I’ve ever seen and for that reason it is definitely worth reviewing here. I’m a huge fan of vintage porn and when I come across a gem like this I just have to share.
First, let me just say that this is the cutest porno ever. While that’s probably a weird thing to say, I just love the story boards in between scenes and the scenery and clothes are super great. It’s like watching an old silent movie where the people end up fucking.
So, things start off with a bedroom threesome where one lucky dude takes on a couple of ladies. I love that he starts things off by going down on one of the women – apparently French men knew what was up way back in the early 1900s. What follows is a quick romp where everyone seems to have a pretty good time.
Next up, we move to the garden where the threesome is enjoying a light snack while the gardener jerks off. Before long they’re back at it and the gardener joins in on the fun. The best part is that he drops to his knees and swallows his bosses’ cock while the women enjoy each other. It’s a quick flash, but I love the fact that this super old flick has a little man on man action!
While I’m not blown away by the XXX, I just can’t get over the video quality in this ten minute French film loop. It’s a great look back in time that proves once again that our generation did not invent sex! -The Porn Librarian
I had so much fun recapping the Golden Globes in my last Top Five Tuesday that I couldn’t pass up the chance to do the same thing for the Grammys. While I didn’t actually watch the show last weekend, I think I’m more than qualified to make loose connections between some of the winners and porn titles. Enjoy!
ps. can you believe Steve Martin won for best Blue Grass album? How bizarre is that?
Use Somebody: This King of Leon song won for Best Rock Song this year and will most likely win an AVN Award next year when it is licensed for a porno. I honestly can’t believe there isn’t already a XXX flick by this name, but I expect that will be rectified within a month. For now, you’ll have to be happy with this Grapik Arts movie – I know I would much rather watch it than see Taylor Swift look surprised to win her billionth awards.
Single Ladies: Thanks to Beyonce, the entire nation has dressed up in a unitard in order to upload their own version of Single Ladies to the internet. I also expect that everyone realizes just what can happen if you don’t put a ring on it… If you are wondering, check out Ladies Night to see just what happens when all the single ladies get together for a night of fun!
Relapse: Eminem has a long history with the LGBT community – he’s pissing us off with his lyrics one week and staying in Elton John’s pool house the next… Because of this, I really couldn’t pass up the chance to connect his Grammy winning album Relapse with this Latino Fan Club movie packed full of hung studs sucking and fucking.
Sweet Thing: Keith Urban’s song Sweet Thing may have won for Best Male Country Vocal Performance, but I think we all know there’s a little something sweeter out there. Pleasure Productions knows what I’m talking about and that’s why they released The Sweetest Thing – a collection of hardcore XXX action. Sorry Keith, but I’ll take Gina Lynn and Evan Stone any day.
Boom Boom Pow: And this year’s AVN Award for best use of Onomatopoeia in a porno title goes to Jules Jordan’s Boom Boom Pow! Just a little prediction for the 2011 AVN Awards… I’m guessing the BEP will then come out and perform because I’m pretty sure they have a contract with a higher power to perform at every single awards show.
If you’re a long time reader of the blog you know that we love our neighbors to the north. Without Canada, we wouldn’t have trivial pursuit, Steve Nash, Robin Sparkles or Canadian Porn.
Well, Canada has gone and amazed us again with their pure awesomeness by naming The Cliks’ Lucas Silveira the Sexiest Canadian Male in the end of the year reader’s poll from Chart Attack. Silveira is the first transman to be receive this honour and after seeing him perform last year with Margaret Cho we can confirm that he is SO deserving.
We’ve been taking care of the business end of our sponsorship of Dinah Shore this April and it’s kind of lame. I mean, it’s all worth it when we get to spend time talking to the masses about the amazingness that is HotMoviesForHer and porn, but we put a lot of work in before heading out to California.
This review is for JD, who’s been getting quotes from everyone in the world for our awesome giveaways. Trunks takes place in sunny Palm Springs and once we’re there promoting the hell out of the site, all of the phone calls will be worth it.
I expected to love the first scene, because the description claims that Enzo Grimaldi and Kirk Ziegler are real life lovers, but sadly there was no chemistry! How can that happen?? I mean, it’s not horrible, nothing by Hot House really ever is, but it was just missing something.
Fortunately, Jason Hawke and Owen Hawk make up for any disappointment in the next scene. They obviously found Grimaldi and Ziegler hotter than I, because after watching them go at it out by the pool, they can’t keep their hands off of each other. They take turns bottoming, I always love versatile performers, until Own drills Jason until he explodes. Nice work boys.
The other scene I have to talk about is the final threesome between Alex Fuerte, Ricky Martinez and Frederick Ford. Fuete is currently my favorite bottom and if you’re a size queen, I’m sure you’ve heard of Martinez and his enormous cock. It’s like 12 x 9 or something insane like that. I seriously don’t even know how this dude walks with it between his legs.
Anyways… Things start off by the pool and you get to see why I love Mr. Fuerte so much. Ford drills Alex until he blows his load and then Martinez blasts him in the face. What’s even better is that they then head inside for more XXX fun. I assumed we were done after every one came by the pool, but things were just heating up. The only thing that didn’t really do it for me was when Martinez sucks himself off. I mean, it’s pretty amazing, but I’ve seen it 100 times before and it just doesn’t do much for me.
Another fine fuck film from Hot House and just what I needed in the middle of a week that’s been packed full of business – and not the fun kind! -The Porn Librarian
It has been a while since I’ve anticipated a feature film as much as Triangle Films‘ River Rock Women’s Prison. This is their first big plot driven movie and I think it is going to be amazing. I especially can’t wait to see what kind of trouble Syd Blakovich can get into behind the walls of this place!
River Rock Women’s Prison will be available exclusively on this coming Monday, February 1! Make sure to check it out!
Today’s mixtape rewind is for those of you who are old enough to have seen Pretty In Pink in a movie theater. My older brother and sister took me, although I’m guessing they didn’t have a choice. We smuggled in twizzlers and hung out after with their super cool friends while waiting for my mom to pick us up. It was essentially the best day of my young life.
A great song from Phoenix and a fantastic mash up of some of John Hughes’ best movies!
I have been waiting for badminton porn my whole life!! I was feeling a little down about all of the cold weather the other day and decided to go on a search for some summer time outdoor sexing when I stumbled upon this classic clip. While it’s not my favorite of all time, how could I possibly pass up the chance to share something as awesome as badminton porn with the masses.
Things start off as you might suspect, with a couple knocking a birdie back and forth, when the girl takes a tumble and ends up with her legs spread. Seems like the perfect time to put that plastic bird to a better use! Sadly, the prop is soon forgotten as things progress, but it was pretty sweet while it lasted.
Like a lot of classic clips, things move along pretty quickly, but you’ll get to witness this young couple go at it doggy style, reverse-cowboy and there’s plenty of oral. You’ll also get the chance to see a flaccid penis, because apparently there was a time when the man didn’t walk into the scene ready to go!
The best thing about this for me is that this quick scene was enough to remind me that summer will come again.
Ps. I hope that shuttle cock was phthalates-free! -The Porn Librarian
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