I went to library school but ended up working in the adult industry instead. I'm sure that happens to a lot of librarians. Now I get to catalog copious amounts of pornography and use the Women’s Studies degree that many deemed worthless.
When I’m not indulging in pornographic materials, I like riding my bike, high-fiving and will read anything you put in front of me. I’m most proud of the fact that at 30, I can still do pull-ups and am pretty sure I could rock the Presidential Fitness Test.
Oh. And I like Sluts. Sluts Rock. It’s just got to be the right slut
We got the chance to see Lady GaGa at Dinah Shore last year and let me just say that she is one talented lady. After realizing she has a lot more to offer than insane outfits and catchy pop songs, I became a fan.
I saw a lot of talk about the new epic women in prison video she and Beyonce just put out, but I didn’t realize there are porn stars in it until this morning (thanks AVN!)
That’s right, if you watch closely you’ll see Jessica Drake and Alektra Blue in the opening sequence as Lady Gaga is led to her cell. If all girls in prison are anything like these two ladies, lock me up and throw away the key!
If you haven’t see the video for Telephone yet check it out and don’t forget to keep an eye out for two of XXX’s sexiest ladies!
You don’t see a ton of interracial action from the top gay studios, so when I saw that Flava Works has signed an 18 year old white dude as an exclusive, I was intrigued. While I didn’t rush out to watch Cody Kyler get drilled by five Latin men in his first feature film, I definitely wish I’d pressed play a bit sooner because he’s pretty freaking hot!
Things start off with Ricco Furtado and Kyler getting busy in the kitchen. While Furtado isn’t the best looking dude in this film, he definitely knows what to do with that big dick! Kyler shows off his ability to deep throat before getting fucked long and hard until catching a load in his mouth. I think Flava Works might have been on to something when they signed this bottom boy!
While there are a number of poolside trysts in this film, my favorite was the second scene with super hot Lex. I loved watching him drill Kyler doggy-style up while he leans up against the side of the pool. There’s nothing to help a girl beat the winter blues better than watching people get it on in the great outdoors!
While I admit the Kyler is a bit young compared to a lot of the men I usually enjoy watching in action, his hunger for cock definitely makes him a lot of fun to watch. There’s just something about watching a guy get drilled that really wants it. I’m definitely going to keep an eye on this dude in the future!
I’m just going to come out and say that I almost didn’t watch this solo movie because the guy’s name is “420 Stroker.” I mean, did I seriously want to jerk off to a dude who would anoint himself such a ridiculous alias?? Fortunately, I’m not strong enough to resist a great smile and a big dick because I would have missed out on some hot JO action.
So apparently “420 Stroker” is some sort of reference to a car. I don’t get it, but I’m glad it’s not some lame reference to weed. After listening to this guy talk a little, I have to admit I found him pretty charming and was totally ready to see what he had inside those jeans!
Once 4S gets his massive dick out and begins working it, things get hot quick. One thing that’s nice about this one is that he really takes his time. I love when solo scenes are a little more intimate and the way he works his cock and the camera are totally hot. I don’t want to go over every little detail, but there’s plenty of dirty talk as he strokes himself until he explodes and a ton of different camera angles… This isn’t one of those solo shots where the dude blankly stares off into the corner of the room in order to make a quick buck.
I do have to give this guy a shout out for giving props to all natural girls. It’s always nice to hear a guy go on about he prefers his girls without makeup and curvy! I also love that he was completely comfortable in the scene and had a lot of fun. I’ve seen a ton of dudes who are so not into what they’re doing, but 4S loved talking to the camera and seemed to have no issue with the fact that he was about to enter the spank bank of men around the world!
Just a note – if you have little interest in knowing this dude and want to get right to the action, skip to scene two. He’s kind of adorable, but sometimes it’s good to get right to the dirty stuff! -The Porn Librarian
Sweetheart Video’s Nica Noelle is hosting a fundraiser for Stephanie Swift, who was diagnosed with breast cancer last summer, on on March 10 in Santa Monica.
The event will take place from 9 pm to 2 am at the V Lounge and 100 percent of the $10 entry fee will be donated to Swift’s fund.
“Stephanie has completed chemotherapy but she has yet to undergo surgery to remove cancerous lymph nodes,” said Noelle, who is Swift’s close friend. “She’s been fighting heroically for months now, and it’s been terribly difficult on all levels, not least of all financially.”
“She has been so brave, and it’s been heartbreaking to watch her endure the pain of this last year,” Noelle said. “Everyone who cares about Stephanie or has ever enjoyed one of her films should attend this fundraiser, just to give moral support if nothing else.”
While there are a million things that are more important to a dirty movie than music, it can definitely add a lot to the experience when well done. Evan Essence is one of those movies that is vastly improved by the inclusion of great music. It also happens to feature the amazing Evan Stone, one of the most popular cock slingers of the last dozen or so years.
Each scene of this movie is set in a different decade, starting with the twenties and ending in the 2000’s. Besides the visual cues, each time period is set up using music and it’s pretty fantastic. Whether it’s Stone playing a record on a vintage machine in the first scene or spinning in the new millennium as a DJ in the final, it’s a nice touch, especially for a music fan like myself.
My favorite scene was the second because Gen Padova really looks the part of a classic film noir star. She hooks up with a detective, played by the super handsome Jack Lawrence, and I love how they take a little time to get to know each other before getting down and dirty. He drives her crazy as he works her pussy with his tongue and fingers before she returns the favor. Once they’re both really worked up, he slips inside of her and they bone until he blows a load on her gorgeous stomach. Good stuff!
The other scene I loved was the fourth, which takes place in the 70s and stars Jassie. I’ve been super into people screwing on cars lately and the Trans Am made it for me! Damien Childs plays a mechanic and proves that he’s good with his hands in this one. The couple has great chemistry and there’s a disco ball – what else could you ask for?
While I didn’t talk about Stone much, if you’re a fan you’ll enjoy both of his scenes, especially the first.
While we all know that women have eclectic tastes in XXX ranging from sensual softcore scenes to the dirtiest fuckfests you’ll find, this is one of those hetero movies I would say was made with women in mind. It’s a great starter for straight ladies who are a bit intimidated by XXX, but curious about checking it out and fantastic for porn enthusiasts who don’t enjoy super hardcore movies.
We’ve been adding great new movies way faster than I can watch them. One of the unfortunate things about my job is that I have stuff to do besides watch porn all day – it sucks, but that’s life! Anyways, I’ve got a list of 27 movies I want/need to watch in the near future. Here are the five that I am most excited to check out!
Out At The Gym: This one has been on my list forever, but after having my heart broken by the news that Daniel Marvin and Pedro Andreas broke up, I have avoided it. I’m pretty sure I’ve healed enough now that I can handle watching what was my favorite porno couple double team some lucky dude in a gym!
Couch Surfers 2 – Trans Men In Action: I waited, a little impatiently, for this movie to come out for like a year. Now it’s been on the site for about a month and I haven’t had the chance to watch it yet. Fortunately, I have two whole days coming up this weekend without any obligations, so I think I should be able to cross this off the list by Monday!
Billy Castro Does The Mission: I’ve been waiting for this one since directory Courtney Trouble started leaking the images a while back and it’s finally here! Billy Castro is one of the new porn stars I’m most excited about and I’m guessing this one will be hot, hot hot! Plus it’s got Jiz Lee and Dylan Ryan in it and you know how I feel about them.
Deep Throat 2: I always make an effort to see the classics, but I’ve never had a chance to watch the sequel to the biggest porno of all time! The plot revolves around a Senator who campaigns against pornography and stars Krista Lane and Ron Jeremy. Between the political themes and the power of the Deep Throat franchise, I need to see this soon!
LA Pink: Burning Angel puts out some of the funniest spoofs in adult, so I can’t wait to see their take on this popular reality show. Who better to do a porn about a tattoo shop then these girls? Plus, with Angel, Andy San Dimas, James Deen and Sean Michaels, you know the dirty parts are going to be smoking hot.
Before I even start talking about this quickie, can I just say that I totally want the book Harry Reems is looking through in the beginning. I believe it is Tina Russell’s Porno Star from 1973, but sadly it’s over $60 on amazon… I am so adding that to my list of books to look for in thrift shops!
Back to the porno – I chose this one because Reems was one of the biggest stars of the golden age of the industry, but for some reason we never seem to talk about him. I’ve really only seen him in a few different films and I watch a ton of classic porn. I’m not sure what the deal is with that, but I figured I should check him out, even if he is going to insist on that mustache.
In this short scene, Reems gets tag teamed by two girls who dress like mid-western soccer moms in the 70s. Or at least I’m guessing that’s that case. Unlike a lot of these classic clips, this one doesn’t jump around, which is really nice. The bj scene is impressive (it would have to be with a cock that big) and lasts the perfect amount of time. Once the girls strip out of their frocks, they take turns riding cock until Reems drops a load in the brunette’s mouth. Good stuff!
Overall this is a nice slow scene featuring a big star with a couple of women who have real bodies with pubic hair, visible flaws (!) and know how to have a good time. If you like the old stuff, it’s so worth 9 minutes of your time!
Also, I would just like to go on record as stating that Cheese Doodles never have a place in porn. Cheetos, now that’s a whole different story! -The Porn Librarian
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