The first time I ever tried a rabbit style vibe, I immediately hated it. It was some piece of crap that looked like an alien cactus and smelled even worse (read: phthalates!). I even had to take it apart and rebuild it, it was so junkie. And it turned me off to the style totally, until now. I’ll be honest – I never thought myself a rabbit kind of gal, even before the dreaded green jelly rubber disaster I mentioned above. I always assumed I wouldn’t enjoy it. That it would be a weak breeze of a buzz when my clit was hoping for something a little more Hitachi flavored. And I wasn’t too keen on the whole moving shaft situation; something about pearls jumbling around in a rotating dildo just wasn’t enticing my bits. But lucky for me, I decided to give the style a second chance. Not only am I a totally converted rabbit lovin’ lady, I am a firm supporter of giving your body a change to show you everything it likes.
This time around I was introduced to the Silicone Rabbit Pearl – a 100% silicone version of the original model! That’s right, 100% silicone! So no more old shower curtain smell, and no more phthalates!! Woohoo! Also, my wish came true and this version did not include the see-through shaft packed with gyrating pearls. Instead, the shaft was nice and thick, with a defined head and a whole bunch of delicious ribs going vertically down from the tip. The shaft was also apparently thicker (1 5/8” diameter) and a little shorter in length (4 ¾” insertable), which is right up my alley!
And while the shaft did rotate, I actually found it way more annoying that arousing, so I turned it off and just used the shaft as a dildo while I concentrated on the bunny rabbit that gives this fabulous vibe its name. I honestly never expected anything great from this cute little shaky bunny, but boy was I wrong! Yes the rabbit did give off more of a humming bird buzz than a chainsaw, but that actually turned out to be just what I was looking for! And with my clit sandwiched in between the rabbit’s ears and getting it from both sides, I was in pure heaven. It was a totally different sensation than I was used to, but that’s what made it so awesome.
As well as being an awesome toy made of great materials, this version of the rabbit is totally waterproof! Plus, the battery chamber is obviously tucked away to make 100% sure that no water gets in, which gives me total peace of mind. The velvety smooth silicone feels amazing on your skin and is super easy to clean – that’s a win win if I ever heard one!
This toy is super awesome and a total quality rabbit, but there are a few things I’d change before I would call it one of my favorite toys. First off, the buttons are nearly impossible to figure out while you are in the heat of it. All I wanted was to turn my clit bunny to a higher speed and all of a sudden I hit the shaft, which I thought was loud and annoying. And the hotter things got, the less I wanted to have to think about where the right buttons were. And secondly, I want vibrators to always come with batteries! I’m sure it would be a little more costly but I don’t want to have to rummage around and steal from the remote control just to get off. Maybe it’s just me, but when I get a toy and it doesn’t have batteries, I automatically have a strike against it.
All in all, this vibe was a great, body-safe version of a toy that is beloved by many and totally worth giving a try. Just be sure to have you AAA batts on hand.
Get your paws on this fabulous waterproof rabbit!
I was feeling the desire for something a little different when I heard about Australia’s no tiny boobies policy. They seem to think that only those who are underage would have small breasts! Since I’m a fan of natural breasts with a preference for the cute perky kind I must protest this travesty – by watching a movie featuring performers with small breasts!
Most of the main stream stuff didn’t look appealing but I found “Travel Incognito” which features a Japanese MILF with an awesome A-cup and undeniably mature features according to the cover, sweet! Also I watch all this hentai but rarely ever watch any live action Japanese porn, this should change immediately I’m curious about this mononucleosis stuff I’ve been seeing on the site lately too. Un/fortunately this movie is presented in the original Japanese, without subtitles, so I’m going to have to guess about the fine nuances of the plot (this movie seems to have one, double bonus) but certainly won’t stop me from enjoying the nitty gritty action.
Right off the bat we’re treated to scenic views of trains pulling into stations as well as the Japanese country/cityscapes, it’s all very picturesque welcoming and a nice departure from most of the porn I usually watch which almost always starts off someplace dirty or completely confined to what could be a single building. It’s all about setting up the right atmosphere and I’ve got to say the overall effect is nice, care is even taken to give the main MILF an air of innocence and purity by giving her a while parasol and a conservative white blouse in the opening scene; filming her from bellow so that the light of the sun gives her this sparkling halo.
She looks like a damsel in over her head as she phones a friend who turns out to be the owner of the hotspring. With meaningful looks the MILF and son commiserate while the father pours over a map eventually allowing the group to make their way to what looks like a hot spring retreat, where it becomes obvious that the owner is in on whatever plot with the wife.
Bath house sex! I know in reality all that water makes for at best a mildly uncomfortable sexual experience but I love fantasy wet sex and there’s a ton of it in “Travel Incognito.” Unfortunately there’s a mosaic over the genital bits, though it’s not the most thorough mosaic I’ve seen and a whole heck of a lot is visible beneath its blurriness (for example I can tell that the son is pretty well endowed and uncircumcised the father – is not – well endowed he’s definitely uncircumcised).
The wife is a little overly enthusiastic in her scenes, loud enough that everyone in the inn can hear her for example, while the perky and petite innkeeper was much more subtle and believable in her role (both have absolutely adorable nipples by the way) and the father and son were studies in opposites, with the younger being fit and trim as well as endowed and the older being none of those things. The scenes are leisurely in their explorations of pleasure for both partners; so I suggest you bring a power drink for after and maybe a snack if you’re planning to last the whole scene through you’ll need the extra energy.
I wanna go to a hot spring! I know that the theme was probably less than ideal (I know enough Japanese to know that Jr. called the older pair Mom and Dad) but the set up, apparent lack of fear concerning the dreaded porn plot and not being skimpy on the sex scenes led to one hot film. I totally recommend sprinkling this one in the middle of your next foreign film fest/make out party.
While everyone and there mother is pretty much over the train wreck that is MTV’s Jersey Shore, the porno industry is just beginning their Garden State parody adventures. While a number of Jersey Shore spoofs are in the works, this is the first trailer I’ve seen so far. And let me tell you, it was quite a way to start a Monday morning.
While this may not get you as hard as Pauly D’s gelled updo, it will definitely bring the laughs. It’s true, those PopPorn/Zero Tolerance people are some seriously funny folks.
Plus, I totally love James Deen as Pauly D. Somehow he can even make an Ed Hardy shirt seem less douchey.
I have a total thing for tombois. Maybe it’s their close cropped, easily grabbable tufts of hair or just how damn sexy they look in a tie, but tombois are on the top of my list when it comes to things that make me all hot and bothered. So, obviously I knew this new Sweetheart Video flick would be right up my alley… if you catch my drift.
While scene 1 and 2 were hot in their own regards, it was the last couples of scenes that really stuck in my mind… for better or worse.
Scene three with Torrid and Lily is totally precious… in a coming of age, discovering sexuality way. Not so much in a porno way, at least for me. Maybe I’ve seen too many of these budding baby dyke movies where shy butches confess their love for their sassy femme best friends, but they are kind of sacred to me in a grin-inducing 80s brat pack way. I know, it might not make sense to anyone else, but there is something a little too much for me when they kiss and start fucking right away. Sure, if you separate the sex from the story, it’s hot… but Lily’s rainbow striped knee socks totally brought it back to baby dyke every time I tried.
But everything that didn’t do it for me in scene 3 was completely erased in the last scene, as Syd Blakovich and Satine Phoenix come together for some totally hot break up sex. Gotta love that last hurrah! The pair of Syd and Satine is amazingly sexy and a force to be reckoned with! How have we not seen them together prior to this?! It makes me incredibly sad to think of Satine leaving the porno industry now that we found such an amazingly sexy match up. I mean really, there is one point in the scene where Syd is riding Satine’s face. Not just sitting on her face, but literally riding it like a mechanical bull! Does it get better than that? And I haven’t even gotten to the hardcore tongue fucking yet! So hot! And best of it all – it’s Sweetheart Video, so you know that all the pleasure is 100% real (though I don’t think any of these stars would fake anything).
Today’s Retro Review is from one of our favorite ladies in porn, Joanna Angel. Before everyone in the world was making goofy spoofs, Angel and her friends were combining humor with hot XXX and the results were totally hot. Check out what Venus had to say about Joanna Angel’s Guide 2 Humping back in 2007.
Whenever Joanna Angel makes a movie, it’s always a must-see: she always gets my favorite performers (male and female) and you know it’s going to be totally fun and totally hot. This one is no exception. In “Joanna Angel’s Guide 2 Humping”, she teaches a course to a class of crazy characters on… take a guess.
It’s not quite an instructional movie, although the beginnings of the video scenes are like campy 50’s educational shorts… turned into a hot punk-girl on punk-girl playtime culminating into some double dildo penetration and strap-on action (as in scene 2). Tommy Pistol plays the funniest characters which honestly makes me want to see him naked and humping even more (he’s super cute too, which is a big factor there too), but the best scene is the final, when Joanna confronts James Deen and their chemistry heats up in a dark room for some rough fucking sex. A+ -Venus
Well despite the ‘blizzard’ knocking on my door, spring is fast approaching and with it will come my renewed desire to have fun outside of my house, probably. There might even be a desire for some of that fun to be of the naked variety and maybe involving bodies other than my own. So I’m about ready to get back to the old online dating scene in preparation for the fun sexy times I’ll be craving.
In the meantime, I haven’t been entirely idol. I checked out Fetlife, briefly (I’m still there – sort of – lot of reading to do) but mostly I’ve been playing video games and hitting on other gamers. Thanks to a recent post on Jezebel I realized that some readers might be interested in how to turn some of these internet connections into bona fide relationships.
My experience will be a world different from the WoW players on Jezebel and Nerve.com because I frankly – hate MMORPG’s. I am just way not social enough for that, so I play mostly single player games and RPG’s. This doesn’t mean that there isn’t a thriving world of potential hotties to bond with over character stats. It just means I’m less likely to be confronted with constant l33t sp3@king n00bs who want to pwn!1! everything in sight (they’re about as interesting to connect with on any level as a guy who can’t spell “you” on OkCupid) and the kind of gaming idiocy that doesn’t even believe women play.
So you’re chatting with someone you met on a gaming forum about your favorite characters and suddenly you start thinking – how can I take this off line and personal? Hold up sweet cheeks! Always remember to check for Peter Pan syndrome, debilitating illnesses that would make the boning impossible and physical attractiveness.
Peter Pan syndrome is easy to spot in gamer guys, do they take days off work when the next big title comes out? Do they work? Do they have no job but insist on owning all the latest games and systems as well as having the most up to date gaming pc known to man? If you answered yes to the first, might still be viable but yes to that and the other two and you’ve got a major child on your hands – proceed at your wallets, sanity and desire to ever raise children of your own’s risk.
Illness – well in the internet age the walls came crashing down and it’s easy for someone who can’t actually leave the house anymore to find new life in games and forums. Simply asking is the best way to go with this one, though you might get a clue if they routinely log in more than 10 hours a day. I’ve met some really great people who’ve had everything from cancer to allergy to the sun and even one who has a disease that’s making his spine fuse into one solid mass. If what you’re after is purely sexual at that point you might want to take a very cold shower but if not there’s no real reason not to keep chatting up your new homebound friend if you’re both already enjoying the contact.
Physical attractiveness – I make no excuses for gamers, we can be a seriously homely lot. Make sure you get at least one good current image of your hottie and give one in return before you start whispering those sweet nothings in each other’s chat window. Trust me, their mind might be gorgeous but there’s a limit to how blind you can be to your own attraction levels in bed.
Oh and one more thing, even after you’ve checked off those major potential road blocks – make sure they at least live on your continent! I happened to meet an absolutely drool worthy Scottish babe, who lives in Scotland! Insert sailor like curses here. All that flirting for not – I’m sad now, going back to OkCupid this weekend!
While I had a whole other mixtape picked out for today, I actually heard this in the car on the way to work and I just knew I had to post it.
Man oh man, did I love Nine Inch Nails back in the day. I remember being a bratty teenager, blasting NIN on my discman and totally ignoring my mom as she drove me to and from the mall to hang out with my other gothy mallrat friends. I’m not sure why I’m telling you this, other than to totally humiliate myself on the internet. But really, isn’t that what the world wide web was made for? Anyway, aside from my highly embarrassing mall stories, NIN still colors my early memories about exploring sex. Yeah, I definitely lost my virginity* to Pretty Hate Machine…
* Ok, it wasn’t really my virginity virginity. But it was the only time I’ve ever slept with a bio dude, so I guess it’s some sort of virginity. And yeah, that means I gave my v-card to a lady. And don’t worry, I’m being totally appropriate… we were adults at the time.
Happy Friday. Now back to denying my shameful mallrat past…
I probably should have just stuck with my original idea… far less mortifying for myself.
Some of you may remember Melissa Monet from her first stint in front of the camera back in the mid-nineties, while others have recently seen her in her more recent work with Triangle Films, Sweetheart Video and Lethal Hardcore. To be honest, it doesn’t matter when you were introduced to this gorgeous lady, as long as you know to keep an eye out for her because she’s one of those women who always shines on screen. If you don’t believe me, here’s what Triangle Films’ director Kathryn Annelle has to say about working with Monet:
I’ve worked with Melissa on several occasions, and she always brings her best game. She did her first scene for me with Ginger Lynn, (WGMN), and it was truly breathtaking! Melissa is great, she’s not afraid to just go for it and that’s saying a lot. Melissa, like most of the women I work with, is able to find beauty in the women.
Melissa has a huge role in River Rock Women’s Prison. Her character, “Madam”, a lifer who’s seen it all and has somehow found a certain comfort where she is was written specifically for her. She naturally fell into the role and it was amazing watching her as she put her “claim in” for Justine Joli over the course of shooting this. When she finally got Justine alone, and away from the madness, she owned her! Some of the hottest sex I’ve ever witnessed!
Of course, there’s more to this self-proclaimed cougar than what you’ll see in her films, which is why we asked her to share a little more about herself! For industry insight and a few great personal stories from a woman who’s definitely got a lot to offer, check out our latest installment of 20 Questions.
1. How (and when) did you get started in the industry?
I started in July, 1994. The person I was dating at the time wanted to be a porn star and he ummm… had some short comings. I went with him into the agent’s office to offer some moral support. They didn’t hire him but they offered me a job.
2. If you weren’t in the adult industry, what would you be doing?
I really have no idea, but I would probably have gotten back into the mutual fund industry doing some sort of accounting. If I would have stayed in the sex industry (I was a Sex Surrogate in the early 80’s) I would probably be some sort of sex shrink… or dead; who knows?
3. What’s the best thing you’ve learned or best advice you’ve received from industry?
Wow… that’s a loaded question. I learned a lot about making movies. When I first started, there were filmmakers in this business. We shot on 16MM but some people were still shooting on 35MM. Then there were those who were shooting on Beta SP and so on. The process used to be so fascinating to watch and I loved hanging out and learning all that I could from these very creative individuals. Best advice would be to save your friggin’ money!!!
4. What’s the funniest thing that’s happened while filming?
You mean besides the giggle fest that is Ginger Lynn? I swear, every time I’m on set with that woman I need oxygen. It would be a hard call because I derive way too much pleasure from other people’s faux pas, so I think I’ll just keep mum.
5. What do you think is the biggest misconception about women in the industry?
That we all picked this career path as a last resort, or the “end of the line.” I guess there are a few pet peeves; like assuming we all come from screwed up backgrounds or that we’re all uneducated or oversexed lunatics… well, maybe the latter is true.
6. What did you do today?
I just finished writing a parody script for one of my regular clients and talked on the phone with Julia Ann (one of my BFF’s). I also played with the dogs and caught up on a bunch of e-mails.
7. What would you rather have done today?
Finished writing two scripts instead of one, played with the dogs and took a really long bath.
8. If you could do a movie with anyone (living or brought back from the dead) who would it be?
Alfred Hitchcock or Orson Wells… I am a huge fan of both directors.
9. Who is your favorite adult performer?
Old school… Marilyn Chambers, she was so damn hot! RIP Marilyn.
10. You’ve got 20 bucks left to your name; what would you do with it?
Feed the dogs first, if they’re fine I’ll spend the rest on necessities.
11. If you were president, what’s the first thing you’d change?
I’d kill a lot of Government waste on State pet projects; that money needs to be put into education. I want a Rhodes Scholar running the country I live in and I want a hell of a lot of them to choose from. When I’m in my rocking chair I want to be able to sit back and say: “yeah, 20 candidates and each one is better than the next”… as President, I made that possible.
12. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?
I don’t think I’ve ever been embarrassed, but I did laugh my ass off when my friend decided to have some pictures developed. They used to have store fronts where the pictures would come out in the window display and lo and behold, there she was in the altogether with a very large penis in her mouth. You should have seen the people passing by… still cracks me up.
13. Which is your favorite project that you’ve worked on?
I wrote/directed and produced a documentary on the porn industry many years ago. I’m super proud of that movie.
14. If you could have 1 superpower what would it be?
Would the ability to speak multiple languages count? No, I guess not. The power to conjure dreams would be nice; a way to inspire without giving someone something they haven’t earned.
15. Meat or veggie?
Both. I love a good steak but I cannot live without tomatoes.
16. What is your favorite book?
“The Great and Secret Show” by Clive Barker is one of my all time favorite books, but I have so many favorites in different genres I could write a book on that alone.
17. What is your biggest pet peeve?
I hate ignorant people who try and pass laws to protect me against… me!
18. What is your best piece of sex advice?
Masturbate…and explore your body. How could you ever be happy if you don’t know what pleases you? I don’t think women take the time to really explore their bodies. Light the candles turn down the lights and put on your favorite music. Sit in that bathtub and use the water spigot, go buy a toy, hell, buy a Violet Wand, but do it. If you need ideas, read erotic literature. I taught myself to squirt with a book…hey, why not?
19. What is your favorite adult movie? Behind the Green Door and Sex World; I saw both movies when I was fairly young and they left a wonderful and indelible print on my little psyche.
20. Tell me one thing you’ve never told anyone else. I have a secret spot inside my pussy that makes me cum instantly. It has to be hit/touched/pressed a certain way… back to question 18! Seriously, I would never have found it if I wasn’t looking for it. I knew I liked when someone/something rubbed against that spot, but when I did it I was able to put more pressure on it and get the leverage I needed to send myself through the roof.
