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Happy New Year’s Eve! Can you believe we are back at December 31st again? Crazy, right? It seems like 2009 flew by here at HM4Her, what with all the awesome changes and exciting additions we’ve had since January. This year brought us an amazing influx of movies, including some of the hottest queer flicks around, as well as some of the best porno parodies we have ever seen and a whole armload of classics that are making their video-on-demand debut!
2009 welcomed our newest team member, the fabulous FrzKey, on board, as well as our awesome behind-the-scenes affiliate managers, Josh and Jessica. Unfortunately we had to say goodbye to some of our friends, including HotMoviesForHer creator, Venus Vegas. While we are sad that we no longer get to work with such an awesome lady, we are super excited that she is still in the industry, working with Stockroom.com, and we see her online all the time.
To finish this year out with a bang, we ladies of HM4Her decided to let you in on what made our year extra special and round up all the stuff that we loved in the last twelve months. Not only do you get our favorite movie picks, you get the top of what we love toywise, bookwise and lifewise too! So sit back, relax and enjoy our little trip down memory lane!
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Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex: Tristan Taormino never disappoints. Whether she is going for educational or strictly sexy, she always brings us something amazing. This year’s Taormino favorite in my book was her awesomely hot look at rough sex. We get five popular performers playing out their own rough sex fantasies with the partners of their choosing – how could this NOT be amazing?!? So many thumbs up!
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NoFauxxx Roulette: This amazingly hot DIY queer sex extravaganza marked the beginning of a beautiful, lusty obsession with Courtney Trouble’s movies. After it won “Most Deliciously Diverse Cast” at the Feminist Porn Awards, we just knew we had to have it. This is seriously the start of something amazing…
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Role Modeling: The best example of 2.0 social networking I’ve seen, this newbie filled flick features a bunch of performers that wrote to Dana DeArmond asking how to get into porn. While most stars don’t bother answering, DeArmond flew around the country interviewing and shooting these folks fuck. If that’s not interactive, then I don’t know what is!
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Crash Pad Series – Episode 9: Julie & Michelle: Not only is this Crashpad Series movie a totally sexy fuck fest, complete with my porno crush, Michelle Aston, but it’s the first Male-to-Female trans porn I’ve ever seen that doesn’t treat trans female identity as a fetish (aka. Tranny porn, she-males, etc.). Major thumbs up forrethinking gender and redefining porn.
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Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes: This long awaited Belladonna masterpiece brings together a bunch of my favorite porn stars, including April Flores, Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich and, of course, Belladonna for TWO discs worth of delightfully debaucherous strap-on dyke action. Seriously hot, but don’t take my word for it – check it out!
Watch It Now |
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Spareparts’ Joque Harness: After coveting this super sturdy strap-on harness for a long time, 2009 finally brought Joque my way… and he was totally worth the wait! A one piece jock strap style harness with lots of velcro and stretchy/adjustable bits, this special guy is easy to use, fast to slip into and is totally stellar in holding your piece on tight! If you are looking for a quality harness (with no animal products!) this is it!
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Talula: I’ve tried by share of dildos over the years, and nothing has come close to the experience of Talula. Created with a steep upward curve and a nice girth, this silicone buddy has quickly joined my small legion of frequently used toys. Seriously, this curve is puuurrr-fect.
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Hitachi Magic Wand: As hyped as it is, the Hitachi lives up to it’s impressive reputation. This thing really is the Cadillac of vibes. It took me 27 years to get one, and now that I have it, I’m not quite sure how i lived so long without it.
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Queer Porn: This has seriously been the year of queer porn, both here at HM4Her and on the overall porno main stage (like 2010 AVN Award nominations!!!). 2009 brought us an insanely awesome influx of some of the best queer porn ever made, including titles by swoon-worthy directors such as Shine Louise Houston and Courtney Trouble. Not only did Pink and White Productions, Blowfish Video and Reel Queer Productions join our pervy VOD family, we also finally got the opportunity to gush about some of our favorite stars (like Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich, Dylan Ryan, Billy Castro… the list could go on for a looooong time). I’m serious when I say that having queer porn so accessible to me has changed my life for the better. I mean really, who doesn’t like seeing the way they fuck represented on the porno screen? I can’t express how awesome this queer porn explosion of 2009 has been and I cannot WAIT to see what 2010 has up it’s sleeves! |
| Educating: After finally earning my Masters of Education in Human Sexuality last December, I’ve spent the last year finding lots of small education opportunities and bringing my expertise out to the masses. Whether it was volunteering to do masturbation education during a May dance party or getting paid to talk about butt sex for a few hours, I rocked the sex ed stage and found that I really love educating, both online and in person. Gotta love realizing that what you went to school for is the only thing you really want to be doing. |
The Porn Librarian |
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Her Porn: Petra Joy has put together a collection of for women porn that absolutely blew my mind this past year. There’s a ton of hot action, including Shu Lea Cheang, a queer media artist’s, amazing clip from her film that premiered at Sundance. Anyone who likes lady porn should check it out.
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Bella Loves Jenna: This is an old movie, but I had never seen it and totally loved it, so it makes the 2009 list! I shouldn’t have to say anything besides the fact that it stars Belladonna and Jenna Jameson, in my opinion. Of course, if you’re looking for more, you can check out my review of this freaky feature film starring two of the biggest leading ladies every!
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Michael Lucas’ Auditions Volume 4:I love me some gay porn. I love this one because it just happens to have Edu Boxer bottoming for the first time on film with his partner Manu Maltes. Their chemistry is off the charts and it makes for some amazing wanking material. If you love big, manly men, you have to see this scene!
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Perversions Of Lesbian Lust 1:This is definitely my favorite movie cover image of the year, but looks aren’t everything and this is one amazing porno from Madison Young.
Starring Young, Lorelei Lee and the gorgeous Dylan Ryan, this kinky flick is one of my favorite lesbo flicks of all time. If you’re not into kink, don’t miss out on the opening scene which is totally vanilla and super hot. If you are a kinkster, stop reading and start viewing.
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Crash Pad Series – Episode 3: Jiz & Shawn :Jiz and Shawn (Syd Blakovich) are two of my favorite stars and this movie will show you why. They’re both smokin’ hot and never hold back when they’re filming. If you want to see real queer porn, check these two out!
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Form 6: I have a lot of amazing high-end toys, but I was blown away by Jimmyjane’s Form 6 once I finally got my hands on it. I don’t really think i have time to explain all of the great things that made it a must for this list, but I broke it down to the best of my ability in our review. All I know is that I hope that more Jimmyjane toys find their way into my home in 2010!
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Lovemoiselle Noemie:When you review a toy of toys, it’s sometimes hard to excited about another dildo. The moment I got my hands on this ceramic wand, I knew I had something special. It’s obviously gorgeous, but what really counts is how well it performs and boy does it. It’s non-porous and can be sterilized, which is awesome in my book.
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| Great PornIs it just me or was there was an explosion of awesome, sex-positive porn this year? We added a ton of amazing new studios and movies to the site and recently saw a ton of our favorites receive AVN Award nominations. I guess this would be a good time to thank the world for finally listening to our pleas for more hot XXX! |
| Going Places:2009 was a good year for travel for me. We did a couple of big trips that were full of good food and culture and took a ton of weekend trips to hike mountains, sleep outdoors and visit friends and family. Whether I was in awe of how many words my niece had learned or Michelangelo’s David – it was an eye-opening year of amazing experiences. |
FrzKey |
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Straight Guys For Gay Eyes & For Women Too! – David Taylor: Ah, I still remember stumbling across this rare gem featuring the absolutely scrumptious David Taylor before he became a super famous gay-for-pay stud. This film stands as the anchor for many a fantasy of mine, in which I first meet the famous Mr. Taylor and then sweep him off his feet – all made extra special since I’d basically forgotten I could have fantasies after all the porn. Thanks for that!
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A Man With A Maid – Tales Of Victorian Lust: It was seriously difficult to pick just one Sweet Sinner film, since absolutely every single one of them has knee buckling amazing sex scenes. I picked this one for being light on James Deen because I still feel guilty lusting after other women’s men, even if not especially women as awesome as Joanna Angel.
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Speakeasy: Yeah I just saw this one and already it’s one of my favorites. Wow, Courtney Trouble does some seriously fine work; I actually spent an hour gushing about it in the office the morning after. Seriously, getting a porn reviewer to gush about your work like a stricken fangirl takes some serious talent and finally I know what J.D.’s been talking about all year!
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Cry Wolf: Best plot, ok sex (I mean seriously, no big name studio compares to Sweet Sinner there), best acting all year. Period. Awesome porno all around. I really wish there were more like these out there..
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Depravity Episode 1:I kind of love all the hentai I watch. When I first became an anime fan, I decided to basically watch every animated short, movie, series and ova I could get my grubby little hands on. I’ve almost gotten to the point where I’m more discerning in my viewing – almost. It really depends on how much I have access to (when I started, only Sailor Moon, DBZ and Hamtaro were available to me, now things have gotten more complex). This was one of the few hentai’s I watched this year where the female character, though still in distress, managed to hold her own. She gave them what for and really had me on the edge of my seat cheering her on.
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Sliquid Organics O Gel: Totally fan-fucking-tastic lube. This stuff justifies all my previous Sliquid related lust and now I’ve got the urge to own the entire line, my old lube just doesn’t compare to this stuff.
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Coochy Protection:This stuff has seriously changed the way I see shaving, it’s actually had a serious impact on my life that reaches outside of the bedroom and I love it to death!
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| Kitties: Sex toys are great and everything but it’s my purring furballs that get me up for another day of sex toy testing and porn reviews. I lost one this year and I’m fighting hard to keep the other one with me but they turn absolutely every day into a joy. |
| Food: I’m horribly picky in just about every way including food stuffs and this has been a year of excellent dishes. Including my mid December press for the best Holiday Cookies in Philadelphia (gingerbread men eluded me but definitely the Swiss Haus Bakery has the bestest sugar and butter cookies ever!) |
| Friends: It’s been a hard cold year for me starting on New Year’s Eve 09 and hopefully ending on New Years Eve 2010 but I couldn’t have gotten through half of it without my awesome friends. I’d name them all but I’d probably forget one or two and that would be terrible since everyone’s played such a big part in getting me over all the hurdles the year has had for me. I’m extra thankful for all of your support and kindness and I hope the New Year brings nothing but the joy you all deserve! Happy New Year! |
Have a very happy new year and a fabulous 2010!
xoxo
- The Ladies of HotMoviesForHer!
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