Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  And what a stretch it is.  There’s nothing quite like coming back to reality after a long weekend away.  Even though my inbox wasn’t as crazy as it could have been, the week after a break still seems like it’s about 3 weeks long.  But now we are officially in December – the month of giving!!  So, let’s start this month off right with a gift that keeps on giving… Link Love, of course!

- Linger, an internal feminine flavoring, brings a minty taste to your lady parts.  While this is a no for me because it’s a yeast infection risk, I’m also under the firm impression that vag should taste like vag.  (via TresSugar)

- This just in – Chosen chicks are hot.  I mean, I’ve known this since before my own Bat Mitzvah, but it’s nice to see that Details agrees.  Plus they tapped Joanna Angel to comment and come up with her own Do/Don’t list for dating a JILF.

- Zaftig chicks are also hot… and making some $ in the industry.  I am 2 for 2 today and loving it!  And it includes April Flores!  Swooon!

- So, apparently gay folks are good enough to decorate The White House for Christmas, but not good enough to share a legally married life with someone they love… well, that seems like a fair trade.  Sigh. (via SUNfiltered)

- NoFauxxx Roulette was nominated for a AVN Award for Best Music Soundtrack, and Courtney Trouble wants us to know why.  Just another reason to <3 Trouble.

- Speaking of nominations – the votes are in!  The Literary Review’s 2009 Bad Sex in Fiction Award Nominees were announced last week… along with the passage that got them there.  Awesome bad stuff.  I love it! (via Jezebel)

- Meredith Baxter came out of the closet! That’s right, the mom from Family Ties is totally part of the “family!”  (via TheFrisky)

- A new study has found that porn is overly demonized and that it can be consumed without resulting in pathological behavior.  Duh really, but whatever helps you sleep better at night, scientists. (via Tiny Nibbles)

- And lastly, a Babeland commercial that makes me giggle and gets me in a festive mood?  Happy Humpday to me!

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery