Studio: Sexycat Productions Category: WTF?

I can’t believe I haven’t reviewed this movie before. When I started working in porno way back in 2005, this was the first ridiculous movie a co-worker told me that I just had to see. Since it’s Halloween this weekend and this porno is scary awesome, it seemed like the perfect time to share it with the masses.

The first thing you’ll need to do is skip the first seven minutes – I’ll break it down for you. Katja has volunteered for some top-secret scientific project where she takes medicine while wearing a jumper. There’s a ton of bad dialogue if you’re interested, but I suggest you get to the good stuff.

At exactly 8:37 Katja takes her medicine, and what follows is a death scene that rivals Pee Wee Herman’s in the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It’s then that we see Dr. Mean’s true intentions – he’s going to turn Katja into a robot using a really advanced technique that involves a stethoscope, a lab coat and a microchip inserted into her bra. All in all, the procedure takes about a minute – not too shabby!

After the procedure, Katja is controlled using a combination of voice commands and a television remote. This is when we find out that she has been programmed to strip tease, give pleasure, and to be the perfect killer. Awesome! I can’t even set the timer on my coffee machine – Dr. Mean is a fucking genius!

Unfortunately, she is not exactly what Dr. Mean was looking for. He didn’t expect her to act like a defective robot. I’m guessing he thought she’d be a sexy fembot that he could send out to assassinate his enemies after fucking her silly. I don’t want to ruin the ending of what is probably the best kept secret on HotMoviesForHer.com, so I’m not going to reveal what happens next. Just know that you’re life isn’t complete until you see this trainwreck.

Just so you know, I really wish that I could truly express just how fantastic it is watching this lady in action, but I know I’ll never do her justice. If you picture the way a five year old would impersonate a robot, you’ll begin to understand how she moves around the room while some old dude holds a clipboard and a remote control. It’s probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

p.s. I totally have everything I need to make a Killer Hot Robot of my very own, assuming the memory card from my camera will work as a microchip. I am now accepting applications for killer hot ladies who are interested in playing the robot to my Dr. Mean this Halloween!

-The Porn Librarian

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