So, I have to admit I’ve had a thing for Martha Stewart for years. She is my fantasy Dom. She’d come home from running her bajillion dollar empire, boss me around for a while and then feed me something delicate she whipped up as I sit on the floor at her feet. Don’t try to tell me you’ve never thought about it…

Anyways, yesterday on her talk show Rachel Kramer Bussel appeared to talk about cupcakes. We all know that Rachel loves cupcakes, but did Martha know that she’s associated with every erotica novel that’s been published in the past year? I hope so, because after she’s done feeding me, I’m hoping she’ll read me a bedtime story from Dirty Girls.

Delish is right, Martha!

Check out the video over on Gawker.

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