Welcome to our “Inside the Brain of a Porn Reviewer” Thursday post! These are stream of consciousness movie reviews that include all the weird comments I usually write down when I review, but drop by the time the post is ready to publish for all to see. This week is all about over-the-knee spanking with my favorite kink queen, Madison Young.  While I might not know all the spanking lingo, I do know a hot scene when I see it, so let the fun begin!

This week’s movie:

Spanking Girl’s Backdoor Man

The Scene:


Scene 1

Basic Idea (so you know what’s going on):
When Karen becomes uncontrollably restless, her new female sponsor from the Sex Addictions clinic volunteers to spank these urges out of the wanton redhead. Instead, every smack of Snow’s firm hand on Karen’s silky bottom transmits an indescribable thrill. Especially when Snow decides that Karen must take the rest of her over the knee spanking in the nude. (From the description)

- The credits start with piano music… not something you see in porn every day.

- Credit for Snow Mercy just popped up. What a cool name!

- Written and directed by a lady! Eve Howard! Woohoo!

- What a nice apartment!

- Ha, Madison Young is so awesome. I love that she is playing a crazed sex addict!

- It’s true Madison, I think everyone’s mind turns to sex in the spring. Maybe it does have something to do with the sap running (though I’m not sure what…).

- Oooh, Snow Mercy is going to teach Madison some discipline! For her own good!

- Though I’m not sure how spanking is really going to make Young less horny. But hey, it’s worth a shot right?

- I am glad that they chose for Mercy to sit on an ottoman instead of a chair. It’s closer to the ground and has a little more room to move around.

- I love that short shirt Madison is rockin. And I love that they both look like 4th grade teachers.

- No undies! Hehe!

- Hand to butt over the skirt. Nice way to start.

- Oh wait, she does have undies on, they just blend in with her skin.

- “I think you’re enjoying this a little too much.” Um… duh.

- And pulling up her skirt is definitely keeping it professional.

- “Stop grinding against my leg, you little slut!” Ha!

- Wow, her ass it getting so red! I like that she’s begging.

- Now we are going bare ass to bare hand. Nice.

- Mercy plans to teach even more discipline. Well, it seems to have worked the first time…

- Madison sure has a white ass otherwise.

-So much smacking!

- Nope, Madison doesn’t seem to have made any progress in her sex addiction recovery. I guess she needs a few more smacks!

- I love Madison’s moans.

- I like that Mercy is taking about acting in ways that are acceptable by society while smacking the hell out of Madison’s butt.

- She sort of sounds like a school principal.

- If it’s all Madison’s pussy’s fault, then why isn’t Mercy slapping her pussy?

- Ha, Madison just growled! Love it! She is bouncing on Snow’s lap! And begging. Smiles!

- “I don’t think there is a chastity belt strong enough for you!” Hehehe!

- “What about my throat? Can I have my throat fucked? Huh? Please? Please?” This line makes me heart Madison Young even harder.

- Seriously, the dialogue is totally witty and hot, even though it’s punctuated by smacking so it’s a little hard to hear.

- Damn those cheekies are red!

- I wish Mercy was pulling Madison’s hair closer to the roots. It doesn’t really look hot when she just holds in from the ends. And I doubt it feels as good…

- Oooh. Two-handed smacks! Nice!

- Something tells me that having her get naked is somehow not helping Madison’s recovery process…

- I like that Madison keeps her heels on.

- I think naked spanking is totally the correct recovery tool for sex addiction.

- Oh, I think Madison is going me able to remember this whenever she sits down for the next day or so.

- I kinda like that there is no penetration or genital play, just straight up smacking.

- Ha, when asked if she’s enjoying the spanking, Madison lies and says no, while she’s all but coming on Snow Mercy’s knee.

- It’s so funny that they are trying to have a conversation as Madison is over her knee. About what she can do instead of having sex. Like reading books and watching it. Ha.

- I bet her tush stings so bad! It’s super red.

- And barely a transition to the next scene, but I’m saving that for after work… : )

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery