There are some stories that make you just wanna shake your head and sigh.

A California woman thought she’d save some cash by taking matters into her own hands and performing a little DIY plastic surgery on her own face.  Ordering silicone from the internet for $10, the lady proceeced to shoot it into her lips and cheeks.  Of course the next day her whole face became totally inflammed and swollen and she ended up needing a series of operations to correct it anyway. 

How ridiculous is that!  And I haven’t even gotten to the best part yet! 

She did this because she had it done by her doctor before and thought it would be just as easy to get the same results doing it herself.  Whether it would have worked or not is a moot point, because as it turns out, the doctor had used medical grade silicone to smooth out her face.  What this woman purchased was silicone personal lubricant.  Yep… she injected lube into her face. 

I don’t know which is worse, that she put lube in her face, or that she really thought doing it herself was a good idea.

Let this be a lesson to us all.  Lube on your bits = awesomeness.  Lube in your face = not so great.

Well, at least it wasn’t the warming kind.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery