Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  To me today feels a lot closer to Friday than it does to Monday, so I am ready to help make that a reality to everyone else with a little link lovin’! 

Let’s get to it!

- TheyFit condoms are back! The sized-to-fit condoms were available a few years back and disappeared off the market due to some documentation issues (nothing to do with the safety or integrity of the condoms), but they are back now for a limited time.  Check out the diagram above to see how TheyFit gets the right measurements from you.

-  Father’s Day is coming up this weekend, so be sure to thank Dad for all those important things he’s helped you with you over the years, including these 10 things he inadvertantly taught you about sex.

- Because billboards really factor into your decision to be abstinent… that and the fear of Hitler.  (via EmandLo)

- Pornstar Stoya says goodbye to her time with Digital Plaground.  Hope that means we’ll be seeing lots and lots more of her all over the place!

- The new owner of Britian’s Erotic Review says that women are not passionate enough about sex to write really raunchy stories… and she herself is a woman!  Well lady, I say: a. your are dead wrong and b. way to project your issues onto women as a whole and c. Suck it.  Jerk.  (via Jezebel)

- A new nudie Mona Lisa portrait, which was recently found hidden within the walls of a library, will go on display as part of a larger exhibition of pieces inspired by da Vinci clothed original masterpiece. (via WorldSexNews)

-  This week’s “Duh” Study Results: Experts say men score higher in libido, while women’s sex drive is more “fluid.”  Umm… Duh.  (via EmandLo)

- Earlier this week the police raided the AbbyWinters.com offices and arrested their director Garion Hall.  Apparently making porn is illegal in Victoria.  We hope everything turns out ok, because we love us some AbbyWinters!  (via Tiny Nibbles)

-  Jiz Lee and Courtney Trouble simultaneously take on safe sex in the porn industry.  Gotta love a collaboration of awesome queer minds!

- Director Erika Lust chats about porn for ladies on BALZAC.TV  (which, incendently, I can’t read without thinking “Ballsack” in my head).

- Babeland has lady bits “Looking so crazy in love’s got me looking, Got me looking so crazy in love.”  I love when the vulva shimmies!

- XKCD is the best.  That is all.

- And lastly, Robbie Cooper’s “Immersion Porn” recorded people talking about their relationships to porn, as well as getting off to their favorite porns.  What’s not to like about that?  Check it out!  (via WSN)

If this doesn’t get you through till the weekend, nothing will!

Happy Humpday!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery