Almost as rare as an actual female orgasm in pornography, the yeti has been eluding humans almost as long as men have been avoiding commitment. The fine folks from Private have managed to track down this phantom creature and captured its mating habits on film as the first undisputable evidence of its existence. Actually, I’m pretty sure I’m a more convincing yeti when I come out of the shower wrapped in my fuzzy brown towel than the costumed dude in this film, but that doesn’t detract from the hot sex and amazing scenery in this film. Have you ever scene people fucking on top of a snow-covered mountain? Well, now’s your chance as these randy folks risk frostbite for your pleasure. Despite the bad costume, this movie is visually fantastic as the camera man pans across a mountain range to find beautiful people crazy enough to expose their most sensitive parts to extreme cold.
P.S. it figures that Bigfoot would be into anal…
-The Porn Librarian