I make passes at girls in glasses. I don’t know how the whole ‘wearing glasses make you a loser’ thing got started, but it is total crap. Glasses are super hot and only work to emphasize all the good things that are already there. Sure, glasses can sometimes be synonymous with bookishness, but who doesn’t like a smarty pants? Because you know we do! This week’s top five gives credit where credit is due and celebrates the female four-eyes of the porn world with our top five bespectacled lady flicks!

JoyOfSpex: Zille Masturbation: Zille is downright adorable. That is, until just about when she takes off her clothes and kicks it into super hot gear. With brains and a cardigan, I know I wasn’t expecting the tattoos and piercings, but that bit of surprise made it all the more fun. The best part though, was Zillie’s ease and comfort getting off in front of the camera. A must see masturbation movie!

Shot Glasses: I’ll admit that spectacles full of cum are not really my cup of tea, but Sasha Grey’s cover pose roped me in, so in I went and definitely enjoyed the ride. Directed by star Mick Blue, which is also a bonus.

Girls In Training 4: Michelle Aston made this movie for me, so scene one is the part I really enjoyed. I love the way it turns from being a friendly tattoo chat with Aubrey Adams to a totally girl-on-girl fuck fest. And of course Aston leaves her thick black-framed glasses on. So so hot.

Nerdy Girls: Over two hours of girls, glasses and goin’ at it! Scene five stars Cytherea, one of my favorite super squirters as well. It’s a win-win situation!

JoyOfSpex: Madison Masturbation: I know, I know, going for two JoyOfSpex titles in a list of five it totally repetitive and completely predictable, but really, this Madison Young solo just had to make it in. While I’m not sure when this video was made (we’ve had it for over 3 years), it looks to be from a little while back. Madison looks so different, but it’s still signature Madison Young when she comes. Plus, I love the amazingness that is the Hello Kitty vibe.

Lensed ladies rule!

xoxo
-J.D. “blind as a bat without my specs” Bauchery