Now that Memorial Day is behind us, we can finally start the sunny season off right! And what’s the first thing we think of when the weather warms? Vacation, of course! Especially vacations by the beach. All that lounging on the sand and playing in the waves… what could be better?! Humping, of course! I might not be the biggest fan of actually getting down and dirty on the beach (sand + genitals = ew), but I am more than ok with watching it on the screen. In fact, I downright love it. So to celebrate the heat that is summer and the skimpy bikinis that go with it, here are five beach flicks that do sand and surf just right.
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Sex On The Beach: The name says it all really. Nine scenes of sandy sexin’ to get you ready to hit those orgasmic waves. While nothing is super stand out in this flick, I think that’s why I like it so much – it’s well rounded and fun and lets the beach do all the dirty work in making it shine. |
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Eden: This big budget porno extravaganza mixes the hottest performers, most gorgeous beaches and lots of hardcore XXX to make one of the most exciting and sexy movies out there. Of course, you don’t have to listen to me, but the multiple AVN noms back me up pretty well. Plus, there’s a T-Rex at the end. Seriously. Check out the last 3 mins. I kid you not. |
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Last Summer Love Part Two: Hard-bodied boys getting busy by the dunes – sounds like the kind of summer lovin’ I’m talkin’ bout! That, and I like the boxcover. I’m just being honest here. |
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WhoreLore Season 1: Episode 02 – Pirate Booty: While not exactly the kind of beach movie that you’d think of, this fantastical fantasy flick has just as much sand as all the others… as well as an elven princess and all the raunchy fun you can fit into 16 minutes. |
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Memorial Weekend Wet T&A 1991: Memorial Day weekend is just behind us, but it’s gems like this that help us remember the good times. And who doesn’t love a little ‘90s flashback that includes lots of flashing of its own? Ah, good old dayglo bathing suits. |
Surf’s Up!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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