But this pared down map of the New York City subway system totally caught my eye as dirty.

I know, I know, maybe I’m just a total pervert and everything is smutty to me, but FrzKey and Venus Vegas agreed and Venus even whipped up her own NYC subway/lady bits rendering to show us exactly what she saw.

Or maybe this is just the side effect of total porno immersion for 40 hours a week. Either way, that’s our take.
(original link to maps via BUST)
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
We’re just pervy.
Although I must say, my graphic skills are AWESOME. If anyone can’t see the photo-realistic depiction of a female nether region getting penetrated with a battery operated purple jelly vibe being held by a 2 fingered hand, you must be on drugs.
Here goes…
1. Takin’ the “A” train
2. Goin’ Down-town
3. I’m on the Night-Train
4. Subway Tunnels of Love
I could go on, but I would like to retain some dignity.
Good Job women! Really clever!