Happy Humpday! It’s the last Wednesday in February, which means that March is just around the corner, which also means that spring is within reach! It’s less than a month until the official start of spring! Woohoo! Ok, spring has nothing to do with sexin’ (other than they both make me happy), so let’s get back on track and celebrate the humptastic holiday at hand with a little link lovin’.
Get to it!
- If you thought last week’s ways that animals get busy was weird, check this list of ten bizarro human sex facts compiled by The Frisky. Makes me think those squids really aren’t that strange, come to think of it.
- Sexpert Susie Bright is joining the Jezebel team this week to dole out some good old sexy times advice for all us jaded Jezzie fans! Yay for awesome sex educators using new media to get their info across!
- The real question I have about this device is: how weird does a product have to make you look before that outweighs how good it feels?
- I love that queer porn star Syd Blakovich always has a lot to say about working in porn. It makes my nerdy academic side all aflutter with dirty thoughts!
- Is octomom the ultimate MILF? Porno studio Vivid offered Nadya Suleman one million bucks to star in their next movie! While that’s kinda crazy itself, Vivid also offered her family full medical and dental care if she becomes a contract girl with them. Whether you think she should or not, you can’t deny that $1mil would buy a lot of diapers… (via TheFrisky)
- Best perk of presenting/performing at the Oscars? The goodie bags, of course. Especially when they include awesome hands free vibrators like the We-Vibe! This year, the Canadian company responsible for the heavenly silicone vibe offered up a ton of free samples for the gift bags, as well as schmoozed Hollywood execs in hopes of bringing the We-Vibe to the big (or small) screen. I hope it does, because this toy is better than the rabbit… and look what happened after that hit Sex and the City! (via WSN)
- I’m not sure what porn has to do with cooking or wine, but hey, if Britney can hock a perfume, why can’t Rocco Siffredi have his own clothing line?
- XBOX Live banned a woman for being a lesbian. So, you can beat down sex workers and blow up all kinds of shit in video games, but identifying as a lesbian behind the controller isn’t ok? Hmmm… ok Microsoft, that makes sense…
- I Need Another Word For Vagina. I just spent the last few minutes refreshing the site and giggling at the best synonyms for my favorite body part! (via Facebook message)
That’s all the news fit to print! Good luck getting through til the weekend.
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
