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Studio: Vivid Premium Category: By Women

Some movies are harder to review than others. It’s not that difficult to review light, fluffy pornos with lots of low light and sensual embraces. Even the total raunch fests with big-titty grannies getting pounded write up pretty fast. The ones that really stump me for something to say are the totally non-sequitur movies that pack tons of sexy/bizarre randomness into a few scenes. While I’m definitely not saying these flicks are bad or I don’t want to watch them, they are a little more complicated to write about. And no matter which way you look at it, this Kimberly Kane original totally falls into that category.

Chock full of beautiful imagery and fetishy delights, this movie’s dirty little secret is that it turns you on as much as confuses you. Take, for example, April Flores. I love her work and was so excited to see her getting busy, yet she’s in the movie for whopping two minutes, with lizards crawling on her naked body. I want to get it, I really do, but ultimately, I just end up scratching my head and longing for a little more time with April’s signature red curls and curvy body.

Though it might not seem so from this review, I actually really enjoyed this movie. As a director, Kimberly Kane does a great job of creating provocative scenes that I’m sure I will still be thinking about long after I turn the computer off. Though I think I liked all the scenes equally, I will say that a few things definitely stood out for me. I absolutely loved the look of a fork and knife parting vaginal lips. Yeah, I know that sounds totally freaking nutso, but it’s actually really cool to see. And while I was caught off guard by what I thought was blood play in scene 5, a quick focus in on a bottle reading “Strawberry Syrup” gave the scene a totally different spin, which I thought was pretty neat.

I might not watch this kinky video every day, but for those times when I’m looking for more than the old in and out, I now know where I’m going to turn.
-J.D. Bauchery