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Valentine’s Day is just around the corner! And you know what that means… giant heart-shaped boxes of disgusting goo-filled chocolates. Yum! No really, V-Day is all about the love, so instead of heading to the local drugstore to grab some candies, check out our top ten toys for two (or more) your other half (halves?) might really like. Well actually, who am I to say that the raspberry creams won’t get you laid?
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We Vibe: This silicone bad boy is the first toy that’s designed to stimulate both your clit and G-spot, WHILE you’re getting penetrated by a penis/fingers/toy/whatever! If that’s not something to write home about, I don’t know what is! Shaped like an oval “C”, the We Vibe has one side that goes inside your pussy to cup against your G-spot and one side to hit your clit, and fits snug against both to work HANDS FREE during penetration. Plus, it’s rechargeable! Ah-mazing!
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Share: A strap-less strap-on dildo, Fun Factory’s Share uses the PC muscles (or pubococcygeus muscles) to hold a kidney bean shaped end firmly inside the vagina, which in turn lets the wearer have a protruding dick without the use of a harness. Woohoo! This double dildo is easy to clean (silicone!), stays put and really is the perfect toy for simultaneous stimulation. Remember, sharing means caring!
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Kama Sutra Weekender Kit : Though not much bigger than a deck of cards, this little kit is packed with travel size treasures to spice up any evening. Ready for rendezvous, the Kama Sutra Weekender includes Sweet Almond Massage Oil, Love Liquid Sensual Lubricant (water-based and condom friendly), delicious Honey Dust and feather applicator, Oil of Love (which isn’t really a lube, but isn’t really massage oil either. I’m not sure what it exactly is, but it heats up, tastes good and is a great addition to oral) and Spearmint Pleasure Balm to add a cool tingle (use sparingly). Try this out and it will definitely be a happy Valentine’s Day for you!
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Leg Harness With Dildo: While not the sexiest toy on the block, this unconventional harness is more than just a one night stand. It took a few tries and a bunch of position testing, but this Velcro harness turned out to be good quality, well designed and totally hot. It works like a knee brace (sexy comparison, I know) and stays put once you strap it on, which is a must when you start to really get going. Try it lying side by side for awesome face-to-face, hands-free lovin’. You won’t be disappointed.
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Under the Bed Restraint System: This super easy to use bondage kit is perfect for those of you who are interested in testing the limits a little bit without building a dungeon in the basement! With no knots or crazy hardware (and needing only a mattress), this kit is quick and easy to set up – all you need to do is slide the restraint straps under your mattress, adjust them for length and you’re ready to get a little kinky. Plus, when you’re done playing, you can just tuck the ends under your mattress and no one will ever know what you’re up to! Everyone who longs for a four-poster bed to tie there lover to will be thrilled about this easy and affordable option.
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Babeland Lickable Dust: The perfect excuse to explore all of those overlooked body parts… with your tongue. Available in Strawberry Whipped Cream and Hazelnut Crème flavors, this tasty dust enhances any evening in a really fun and totally squirm-inducing way. And not to worry, Babeland’s Lickable Dust leaves when the licks are done, with no sticky residue to clean up. Just keep this delicious dust away from your girlie parts, because sexy tongue work is hot, but yeast infections are not.
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Make Me Blush Leather Harness and Dildo Set: With this twice-as nice kit, not only do you get a high quality leather and nylon harness, you get a 100% silicone dildo as well!! And the best part… the whole kit and caboodle is bright pink! There is just something about rocking a hot pink dick and harness that really heats up my femme queer gender fucking libido and makes screwing all that hotter! Plus the Make Me Blush harness fits up to 60’ hips, so people of varying sizes can get their blush on!
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Lust – Erotic Fantasies for Women: Could a book called “Lust” not be totally hot? Well, maybe if you are talking about the seven deadly sins, but luckily this Violet Blue collection is of super steamy specifically written for women. Read them out loud to each other in bed and try, just try, to make it to the end of one story without enticing some lust of your own. I dare you.
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Himalayan White Tea Massage Oil Spray: There are few things that beat a good massage after a long day, and this product is a great way to enhance the experience. Himalayan White Tea Massage Oil Spray goes on smooth as silk and makes your skin feel great, without leaving a slick residue (which means it doesn’t mess up the sheets). It also comes in a convenient spray bottle, which eliminates spills, sticky bottles and over-pours. So if you ever needed an excuse to get your hands on your partner’s body, here it is!Buy It Now |
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Jaguar Harness + Purple Leo Combo: Both made of the best materials, this high quality duo come together to create magic with the super soft leather of the Jaguar harness and thick, firm silicone of the Leo dildo. While there are a ton of other combos out there, this one takes the cake because the Jaguar allows the cock to sit a bit lower and positions the base to hit the clit perfectly during thrusts, as well as comes in two different sizes to accommodate lots of types of bodies. And Leo is nothing to sneeze at, with 7 1/8’ inches of pure silicone and semi-realistic features. Truly a match made in heaven!
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Shopping has never been so fun!
Happy Getting Ready For Valentine’s Day!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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