Smurf sex! Every once in a while, someone sends me a link to a movie that is too bizarre to describe. The kind of porno that I want to show to every person I know, except Grandma, because I just can’t believe it exists! This is one of those movies because it has managed to taint one of my few remaining innocent childhood memories, The Smurfs. In the last scene of this peculiar movie, you’ll see Smurfette get smurfed by Papa and two other unnamed blue dudes (I’m guessing Vanity is not in on the action). Let me tell you, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a guy who’s painted blue, whistling a cartoon theme song, and getting a hummer. Don’t assume it ends there, because it doesn’t, it only gets better! Before long Gargamel enters the scene, scaring off the spent smurfs, and pounds her tight, blue pussy until he smurfs all over her face. Lots of other freakish things take place in the movie, but this is by far my favorite. However, if you’re into the jolly green giant or Christmas, you might want to explore further!
-The Porn Librarian
I’m so glad you recommended this movie. I wouldn’t normally watch porn that involved cartoon characters from my childhood but after reading your review I decided I had to check it out. I liked it so much I might consider showing it to my grandma. Who knew that Smurfs and porn went together? Thanks so much for recommending this one Porn Librarian…you always steer me in the right direction. This opens the door for so much porn. Strawberry Shortcake Porn, He-Man Porn, Fraggle Rock porn and so many more. This is very exciting for ‘kid’ in me. Horny kid that is…
I personally would like to see pornography that somehow incorporates the “sit and spin.”
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