One thing that the adult world is sorely lacking is Hanukkah porn.  Seriously, type “Christmas” into the search box on this site and a ton of movies pop up.  Try that with the festival of lights and all you get is a big fat nothing.  Not that it’s our fault, by any means, for some reason no one wants to get down and dirty with a dreidel.  No one one, that is, except my favorite Jewish porno goddess, Miss Joanna Angel. 

Raised in a orthodox household, this chosen chick lets everyone know about her love of lighting her menorah.  So instead of getting ready for the holiday by talking about my favorite Hanukkah fuck flicks (which amount to a whopping zero), I decided to give some love to Joanna, the one who melts my gelt and sizzles my latkes.

Girls Girls Girls: Over three hours of the Burning Angel girls doing what they do best – fucking each other silly. In this, their first all girl-girl release, Joanna knows just how to coax newbie Cadence out of her never been fucked on screen shyness and give her the mind-blowing orgasms that make scene 9 one of my favorite porno scenes ever. Oh, and I can’t forget about the Joanna Angel/Jenna Haze motorcycle fuck scene (6). Beyond hot! Watch It Now

Girl Train: Joanna Angel having a dance off with Kimberly Kane and Belladonna. Does it get better than yet? Apparently yes, because it’s to “Brass Monkey.” Seriously. Plus we get Dana DeArmond, Sasha Grey and Aiden Starr and every one fucks each other. Sigh, why can’t all movies include girl on girl and dance offs? Watch It Now

Burning Angel.com -The Movie: Aww! It’s the very first feature-length DVD from Burning Angel! Back in the beginning it was all about sex, tattoos and rock n’ roll over at Burning Angel… wait a second… looks like not much has changed. With band interviews, hot chicks and even some anal, this DVD debut brings us back to the beginning of something amazing. Watch It Now

Cum On My Tattoo: Alright, I’ll admit that it’s super cheesey how they keep repeating “Cum On My Tattoo” every time a guy gets ready to blow his load, but if you’re willing to overlook a little cheese (not that you’d ever hear porn and cheesey in the same sentence…), this series is actually pretty awesome. I have a total girl boner for inked chicks, so I’m definitely okay with ignoring a little dialogue to get to watch Joanna get plowed. Watch It Now

Joanna’s Angels:I love me a good spoof and this one definitely takes the cake when it comes to alt tattooed girls rocking 70s tv show plots. Joanna and her Angels fight crime and fuck – truly a match made in heaven. Starring Joanna, Pinky Lee, Tommy Pistol, James Deen and more, this super sexy secret agent sextravaganza is action packed with hardcore humping and hotties. Watch It Now

Happy Hanukkah, from your other favorite chosen chick,

J.D. Bauchery

ps.  Hanukkah starts on December 21, for all of you who are not in the know.