Happy Humpday and welcome to the holiday season! I take this holiday stuff seriously, so be prepared to have a whole heap of good tidings and cheer dumped in your stocking for the next 22 days. Sorry, it’s just true. I spend my days porning and my nights crafting gifts… I guess that makes me a pervy elf, or something like that.
Anyway, clearly I digress. Today is Wednesday – the hump of the week – and nothing gets us to Friday faster than the old clickity-click of the mouse, checking out all that’s hot, heavy and hilarious going on in sex. That’s right, it’s time for link love!
Let’s get to it!
- Because I couldn’t help but go on about it in the intro, I’ll start off the lovin’ with the only holiday themed link I’m including. Nothing says Happy Holidays better than a mildly awkward, free booze-fueled party with your 100 or so near and dearest co-workers – from the mailroom guys to the big cheese. If you’re lookin’ to get all you can out of your office holiday shindig, let TheFrisky’s guide to getting your eggs nogged be your shining star in the night.
- Now I’m all for modifying your body in any way you want, and I have nothing against surface piercings, but butt cleavage adornment? Really? When did I become that old woman that just shakes her head in confusion. (via TheFrisky)
- Alison Lee over at the awesome Canadian sex toy store Good For Her (who is responsible for those rad Feminist Porn Awards!) loves porn. But that wasn’t always the case. Recently, Lee got down and dirty with This Magazine on her long and sordid past as a budding feminist and porn critic extraordinare. Oh, and check out her fabulous video blog post to go along with the article!
- It’s a sad day when forgoing gender rules can land a person in court. NFL lineback Brian Urlacher paints his 3 year old son’s toe nails and uses pink diapers on him – big freaking deal. Apparently it is to his ex-wife, who is trying to keep the kid from visiting his dad if he continues to “confuse” him. She sounds like a jerk and he sounds awesome. (via JamyeWaxman)
- A new study is exploring how sex toys can help cancer survivors. Based on the press release, it sounds like a pretty “duh” concept that is already a known, but really, it’s always awesome when people put time and energy (and money!) into looking at sexuality from all angles! (via GoodVibes)
- And last, but most definitely not least, the thing that has made my whole week:
(Pervy Elf! Haha, GV’s SESAs (Sex Educator Sales Associates) sometimes feel like that over the holidays in the stores, especially when they gift-wrap or set out pre-wrapped vibes as displays.)
[...] Hanukkah, I am posting as much Christmas crap as I possibly can… and stealing all the good naked Santa photos. What can I say, while I love the festival of lights, no one can compete with the big man dressed [...]
Hey thanks for the Link Love!
(Pervy Elf! Haha, GV’s SESAs (Sex Educator Sales Associates) sometimes feel like that over the holidays in the stores, especially when they gift-wrap or set out pre-wrapped vibes as displays.)
I’m not sure I needed that picture of Santa . . . how can you have tan lines, Santa? Lol.
And the Prop 8 musical made me just happier than I’ve been in a while!
[...] Hanukkah, I am posting as much Christmas crap as I possibly can… and stealing all the good naked Santa photos. What can I say, while I love the festival of lights, no one can compete with the big man dressed [...]