I love porn. Duh, right? Of course I love watching hot sex on screen, but when it comes to porn, sometimes there’s so much more to love than just what’s on the surface. One of my favorite things about porn is the people that make it – whether they are starring in the movies or behind the camera. And while sure, I’d love to see any of these five amazing porn folks naked and squirming in pleasure, I’d also actually love to hang out with them too. They all seem like so much fun!
So, here, in no particular order, are my top 5 porn people I want meet up with for drinks and hang outs.
(I will have to put a little disclaimer that these are people I’ve never actually met. There are a few other people I would have added that I have already hung out with and are amazing, but that didn’t seem fair to include them. And Nina Hartley was a given, so I figured I’d assume everyone already knows she tops the list.)
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Bren Ryder : Not only is Bren Ryder’s GoodDykePorn some of my favorite queer porn out there, every time that I’ve interacted with Bren through email, she’s been so awesomely nice and easy to work with that I can’t help but wish I could call her to meet me at the bar and check out cute girls over a few beers. Sigh, one day. I’ll keep my fingers crossed.
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Morty Diamond: How could I not want to hang out with Morty Diamond? He mixes sex, porn, queers, gender and academics all together to create some of the hottest dirty content to ever hit the screen. And just like Bren Ryder, every time I’ve I email with him, I become more and more smitten. Yeah, I’m hot for his brain… what of it?(Ps. Oh man, this picture of Morty Diamond is definitely one of my favorite. Fanning myself with my hand…)
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Roxy Deville: Ever since I first saw Roxy Deville, back when I reviewed Tristan Taormino’s Chemistry 3 in June of this year, I’ve been drawn to her sassy smile and playful nature. I mean, the hot humping doesn’t really turn my head away either, but it’s her confessional parts that had me glued to the screen. Since then I’ve been checking out her other movies and I haven’t been disappointed by a Roxy Deville scene yet. I’m thinkin’ Whiskey shots and bar room brawl… you in Roxy?
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Michelle Aston: Of course Michelle Aston makes this list. I want to hang out with her and just stare at her beautiful tattoos. Wait, what’s that you say – she’d have to be completely naked for me to fully appreciate her whole piece of artwork? Well, I guess I wouldn’t mind that… Really, Michelle Aston just seems like she’d be totally awesome, chill and smart (she used to be a scientist!) – the perfect hang out buddy.
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April Flores: I once saw a photo shoot with April Flores covered in all different kinds of candy and I think that pretty much sums up why I want to hang out with her – she is so amazingly sweet! I want to share pink fruity cocktails while we lounge around in frilly nighties! Is that too much to ask for? Oh, and I want to go shopping with her. What? The gal looks so sassy sexy in everything she wears. I just want some of her glamour to rub off my way.
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I wonder if any of this could be copy and pasted to my holiday wish list? Who do you want to hang out with? Comment and tell me!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
1) I want to spend time with Buck Angel and, surprisingly, not talk about porn and transsexuality. I just want the conversation to flow to whatever the heck he wants.
2) Erika Lust. She fascinates me. Heck, I’d just like to shadow her for one day- we wouldn’t even need to ‘hang out’ for me to be happy.
3) Jiz Lee. C’mon, that one’s a given. She’s so awesome.
4) Tony Comstock. I think I’d just sit at his lap and drink up all his knowledge.
5) Lorelei Lee. I’m so enamored with Lorelei, it’s not even funny.
I want to hang out with your five too! Yes please!
And I’m pretty sure I’ve hung out with Lorelei Lee before. I think she volunteered with San Francisco Sex Information when I did my training with them. Yay!
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this is too cute! let’s make it happen! how did you know i love pink fruity cocktails? xo
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