I recently did a survey of all of the lesbians in my office to come up with a list of the top five hetero porn stars dykes love. It was incredibly scientific, so I won’t go into the details, but let me assure you that this list represents all lady lovin’ ladies. OK, so really this is just a bunch of dudes that I like to watch fuck – but in this day and age anyone who has a blog is an expert, so this is an expert’s opinion! Thank you internet.

Even though I don’t want to do it with boys, I like good old fashion straight porn as much the next guy. I know I can always count on these five men for a great scene, plus I’m pretty sure they’d all be cool to drink beer with.

Randy Spears: I’m not sure exactly what is is about Spears, but I totally love this guy. He’s like the elder spokesman of porn! I suspect he’s totally awesome to work with, although I suppose he could be a total dick… Anyways, he’s a hot older dude who is actually a good actor on top of fucking with the best of them. He’s so great that he was inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame in 2002, even though he’s still working!

Mr. Marcus:Mr. Marcus is the only dude in porn that can get away with wearing a hat constantly. Normally, I’d associate behavior like that with a total tool, but he’s rad enough to get away with it. Even though he’s in every third hetero movie I watch, I never get sick of watching him in action. Check out the last scene of Afrodite Superstar to watch one of my favorite performances!

Tommy Gunn:First reason I love Tommy Gunn – he’s a Jersey boy! Second reason – he comes off as super nice. He started shooting when he was in his thirties, so he’s mature enough to realize how lucky he is. He’s totally the kind of guy you’d meet in a bar, fuck in the bathroom, and never forget it. For that, I love him.

James Deen: James Deen is the porn embodiment of every shy cute guy I ever sat next to in English class. He started working in the industry at the young age of 18 and was nominated for best new performer back in 2005. He’s totally not your average big time male porn star, and that makes this cute guy even more hot in my book. Check him out in Debbie Loves Dallas if you’re curious!

Dave Pounder:Dave Pounder may look like your typical frat boy, but he is far from it. Besides producing and directing socially responsible porn, he is a radio personality and wrote a dissertation studying the psychological and sociological effects of sex and sexuality in media. He’s basically a feminist porn fans wet dream.

There isn’t a lot of focus on the men in hetero porn, but in my opinion they can often make or break a scene! Let me know who you think the top male performers are.

-The Porn Librarian