Fans of the 80’s sitcom Facts of Life will be thrilled to hear that lesbian studio Abigail Productions has released a sapphic spoof, The Dirty Facts of Life.
For those of you who do not own the first two seasons of this classic show on DVD, let me tell you that the pilot episode of this show is basically the gayest show that was ever aired. Seriously, one of the girls is “strange,” to quote Blair. She loves sports, prefers to hang out with girls and isn’t a huge slut like Blair. Ok, so Blair wasn’t a slut and they eventually dedicate a whole show to her pondering going all the way with a boy… Anyways, it’s really, really gay. Like we watched it with our mouths gaping open in disbelief that this was aired in the late 1970’s gay. My point, of course, is that this was a totally ground breaking show that tackled issues like sexuality and drug use during the Reagan years.
Back to the point, I’m totally looking forward to this new release and hope to see Jo and Blair get it on. After that, all of my childhood dreams will be fulfilled.
Here’s an excerpt from the press release:
Abigail Productions has set a Nov. 18 street date for The Dirty Facts of Life, a spoof of the 1980s NBC sitcom about a girls’ boarding school.
Directed by Oren Cohen and written by Lee Roy Myers, the movie follows the template of the original show with one difference: housemother “Mrs. Gariss” and her girls are all lesbians.
“The girls get scared when they suspect Mrs. Gariss of going straight after a visit by the plumber,” explains the heartwarming synopsis from publicist Brian Gross. “Together, they devise a plan to win her back to her lesbian roots by seducing her. Throughout the day, Mrs. Garris defends herself against their sexual advances in the name of good housekeeping. But in the end, everyone wins in a triumphant orgy.”
When the world never seems to be living up to your dreams… someone comes along and puts out a porn like this. Thanks Abigail!
The Porn Librarian
Be sure to check out J.D’s review of Lesbian Love Vol 1.
